The Sacramento River Cats win the Pacific Coast League Twitter burn game

There is nothing better than Pacific Coast League cryptozoologic Twitter beef. We always say that. Never a finer example than this yes-our-mascot-is-a-made-up-animal-cats-are-famously-water-averse-but-look-at-our-record-then-look-at-yours BURN from the account of the Sacramento River Cats:

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Thank you to Jonah Keri for bringing this to our attention.