Retired MLB pitcher Dirk Hayhurst was in a cab this morning when, it seems, said cab got into a little accident:
Did Dirk Hayhurst just live-tweet a hit-and-run car chase?
It sure seems like he did.


My cab just got into an accident…unreal
— Dirk Hayhurst (@TheGarfoose) August 20, 2013
Naturally, there was a post-accident tiff, which Hayhurst documented:
And after that...madness!
Holy… cabby just ran from the accident. We are seriously being chased by the car he hit!!!!!!
— Dirk Hayhurst (@TheGarfoose) August 20, 2013
Jesus I gotta get out of this cab. Car he hit, now on the side of us on freeway screaming "I’m gonna wreck you! Stop!"
— Dirk Hayhurst (@TheGarfoose) August 20, 2013
So many laws violated right now. I can’t believe this is really happening….
— Dirk Hayhurst (@TheGarfoose) August 20, 2013
Taxi 5n57! He has made his getaway and swears "he crazy, is just a scratch"
— Dirk Hayhurst (@TheGarfoose) August 20, 2013
Seriously. I know this is twitter, but I’m not making any of this up. Just swerved off highway, lost the chasing car, cabby says "we safe"
— Dirk Hayhurst (@TheGarfoose) August 20, 2013
There was a bit of a lull, which was kind of spooky, but at last, this:
In there. I’m safe. Things are okay. Really crazy there for about 5 high speed minutes. Annnnd all for a flat rate of $40.
— Dirk Hayhurst (@TheGarfoose) August 20, 2013
You also witnessed more than one crime, Dirk! Maybe write it up AND call the cops?

