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Come Fan with UsFriday, July 3, 2026

The Toronto Raptors are dirty Pop-A-Shot cheaters

They should be suspended from real games for this.

Cheaters.
Cheaters.
Cheaters.
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Here are Amir Johnson, Rudy Gay, and DeMar DeRozan of the Raptors stomping out children’s hard-earned Pop-A-Shot records with their massive wingspans and some highly illegal teamwork:

One can only assume these dastardly cheaters went on to swing several mallets at Whack-a-Mole and pop the lid on the claw crane to fish out the best toys with their hands. Bad, bad dudes, these Raptors.

(via James Herbert)

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