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Come Fan with UsFriday, July 3, 2026

The Rockies gave Todd Helton a whole horse

I want to play baseball and have a long, excellent career so I can get free animals.

Doug Pensinger

Wednesday night was Todd Helton's final home game at Coors Field. As a gift to their retiring hero, the Rockies gave Helton a horse. A whole, live horse.

Not quite as great as when the Yankees gave Catfish Hunter his own elephant, but things are different these days and that's a pretty impressive gift, considering.

Note that the horse bowed its head so Helton couldn’t look at its mouth, because it is a gift horse and it knows that would be unbecoming of both parties.

Helton offered a home run as a thank you card.

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