New York beat writer Jason Clinkscales stopped by a Dunkin Donuts in Harlem and noticed adjoining bins of Jets- and Giants-themed doughnuts. The New York NFL fan base might be a bit skewed:
Nobody wants to eat Jets doughnuts
This may be the best measure of fan preferences. In fact, this is how all polling should be conducted.
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Even at the Dunkin' Donuts in 125th and Lenox, it's hard out here for a Jets fan. pic.twitter.com/ylexU56bHm
— Jason Clinkscales (@asportsscribe) September 5, 2013
Probably for the best. They’ll upset your stomach.
These results make one want to test the Giants preference further, don’t they? Like what if they made the Jets doughnuts visibly bigger than the Giants donuts, but still the same price? What if the Giants doughnuts didn’t have any icing, but just sat unadorned in a bin that said “Giants Donut”? What if the “Giants Donuts” were tube stocks stuffed with baby food? What if there was a third “Bills Donut” bin? What would it take for New York fans to prefer the Jets?
