What?
Frequently asked questions about Lance Stephenson’s ‘Sir Lancealot’ NBA All-Star video
I WANNA SEE BORN READY IN NEW ORLEANS.
Lance Stephenson made a video in the character of Sir Lancealot to encourage people to vote him into the NBA All-Star Game in New Orleans?
But ... what? Who is Sir Lancealot?
Sir Lancealot, spelled with that extra “a” for some reason, is Lance Stephenson wearing an Austin Powers-ish wig, suspenders, oversized glasses, a giant blue bow tie, high Pacers socks, and sneakers, gyrating, waving shoes around, making Spike Lee references, and screaming like Kel Mitchell, all in the name of Lance Stephenson being a worthy All-Star.
What are some things Lance Stephenson can do that warrant an All-Star vote?
1. Go left. 2. Go right. 3. Slam dunk. 4. Put it between his legs. 5. Hold the ball like MJ. 6. Go behind the back with it.
What is the 39th most practical use for a stool?
Sneaker-holding.
What are you going to do when Lance Stephenson is coming down your lane?
I don’t know. I don’t like the way that sounds.
Can Sir Lancealot shimmy as seductively as Lance Stephenson can?
Yes.
Please direct any further questions to the comment section.
