Lance Armstrong is starting for the Pacers now, apparently

With the disgrace of a tarnished cycling career behind him, Lance Armstrong is moving on to other sports, or at least that’s what the chalkboard in a restaurant inside Bankers Life Fieldhouse says:

This is not the Sir Lancealot* we were expecting, but we’ll take it. Maybe ... uh ... make him pee in a cup beforehand, though? Just in case?

*In the interest of transparency, I should probably mention that I initially typed “Lance Armstrong” instead of “Lance Stephenson” at least twice while writing that post. It’s an easy mistake to make. Then again, I’m not an Indianan, and I definitely wasn’t IN the arena.

(via Jonah Kaner)