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Come Fan with UsTuesday, June 23, 2026

The anatomy of Steve Mariucci’s utter handshake embarrassment

TOO SLOW

My instinct was to make fun of Steve Mariucci for being terrible at handshakes, but let’s look frame-by-frame:

1. LSU commit Brandon Harris extends his hand in a normal handshake/bro hug configuration. Steve Mariucci swings for contact, but the Harris’ hand drops suddenly. It’s a sinker:

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2. Harris’s hand returns to its original position. Mariucci goes for some sort of fist-pound on his backswing, but Harris’s hand raises suddenly:

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3. You got played, Mooch. All in good fun, though. Come in for the real thing:

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