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Come Fan with UsWednesday, June 24, 2026

Watch Marshawn Lynch pet a stuffed raccoon forever

Marshawn Lynch is all about that eternally looping raccoon-petting action, boss:

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Kinda mesmerizing, no? This comes from an XBox ad:

I don’t really get what’s going on here, but I do think Marshawn should wash his (gloved) hand between petting a taxidermied animal and eating Skittles.

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