The VIP section at the NCAA Championship is full of presidents and Cowboys

So...who have we got here? I recognize Jason and Brill Garrett, Jerry Jones, Bill Clinton, George W. Bush, Laura Bush, Jason Witten, Tony Romo, and Candice Crawford. This is like the Brady Bunch opening graphic, except WAY better. And you know the dads in the center are having a grand old time:

And I’m a little frightened of whatever was being described here: