There is a rumor that dates back to this Mighty MJD quote in a Deadspin post from 2006 that when Dikembe Mutombo was at Georgetown in the late 80’s and early 90’s he at least once walked into a crowded bar and shouted “WHO WANTS TO SEX MUTOMBO?” The claim has since been investigated without a real conclusion, but whether it’s true or not (and I’ve always assumed it wasn’t, in which case it’s kind of a mean rumor), it is hilarious to imagine Mutombo’s voice -- which is basically what it would sound like if a cave could gargle -- uttering that inquiry.
Dikembe Mutombo claims he never asked bar patrons to sex him
WE REFUSE TO BELIEVE THIS


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At the five-minute mark of this entertaining interview covering the NBA legend’s time in the NBA and his development in and relationship with his native Congo, Mutombo very animatedly dismisses the rumor, chalking it up to envy. He even wags his finger.

