Bicycle race winner crashes hard at the finish line

New Jersey’s Noah Granigan crossed the finish line of the Tour of Somerville Juniors race before anything could go awry, but once he did secure that first-place victory, awry things went:

This is not the traditional pose of a victor:

Nor are these the typical post-victory tweets:

But hey, a win’s a win. Excellent work. Maybe just keep both hands on the handlebars next time.