Once you add straps, it totally counts as a legitimate article of clothing. This guy’s been wearing this throughout the weekend, by the way:
Fan at Talladega wearing nothing but a tire is BACK
ROLL TIRE


And he’s been doing this for a while. It’s a whole thing. He might even have several “outfits.” Those garments tend to come in four-packs, I think.
You ... uh ... you got anything on under there, sir? Please say yes.

