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ABC really wants us to know LeBron James had to poop

It’s the Poop Game, y’all.

LeBron James left the court in the first quarter of Game 4 to use the bathroom. It happens.

He returned and played some unspectacular but not sickly-looking minutes, and yet ABC couldn’t let it go. They made a point coming out of halftime to follow Doris Burke’s crack reporting with tape of LeBron’s farty faces before tip-off:

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Someone told him magnesium-rich foods help prevent leg cramps, so he pounded a bunch of beans and now this. LeBron can’t win.

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