Jurgen Klinsmann wrote you a permission slip to skip work for USA-Germany

The USA plays Germany in an important midday match on Thursday. You might have to work at noon on Thursday, because it’s noon on Thursday. Perhaps you were planning to hide with your iPad or call in sick or something, but no need. Coach Klinsmann has you covered:

In my opinion, that other “Signature of Approval” line isn’t needed because Klinsmann’s signature is enough, but here’s a little more help in case your boss isn’t on board:

There you go. Can’t say no to OBAMA.