Many thanks to Casey Pratt for pointing out this A’s puppet (and his chaperone) at Sunday’s game in Miami. He looks like a little Dennis Eckersley, and he’s a hit with the ladies:
Puppet enjoys a beer at the Athletics-Marlins game
A little, furry, possibly drunk Dennis Eckersley is the life of the party in Miami.


Ladies poke you in the soft palate when they like you.
Our little felt friend is enjoying some beers, too:
Yo:
1. I take it from the puppet’s bushy mustache that he is of age, but at only a foot or two tall and without legs, it can’t take much to get his BAC up to dangerous levels. Be careful.
2. You didn’t pay for that, you greedy-ass puppet.
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