Guess what, Bartolo Colon swung so hard his helmet fell off

We as a civilization ought to do away with clocks and calendars and just count time in units of Moments Bartolo Colon Swung So Hard His Helmet Fell Off, because it is a precisely regular occurrence. Here he is taking a cut Sunday against the Pirates:

I remain glad that:

1. Bartolo enjoys this as much as we do.

2. Nobody has bothered to find Bartolo a tighter helmet, because *everyone* enjoys this as much as we do.

And now we celebrate:

(via @CespedesBBQ)

- Again

- This:

- Bartolo hits a damn double, like for real