Luis Suarez’s most recent biting incident was unfortunate for all parties, but it’s sparked a lot of fantastic tributes, including wonderful costumes at Uruguay’s last game and now this:
Luis Suarez’s infamous bite is now a sex toy
We need a whole Luis Suarez bite gift shop.
Matthias Hangst
Uruguay biter Luis Suarez inspires nipple clamp http://t.co/spWQjsfUd3 pic.twitter.com/Ej5v3PEJLU
— NYDN Lifestyle (@NYDNLifestyle) July 3, 2014 Yeah. A Swedish sex shop is selling a $45 nipple clamp made to look like Suarez’s chomping face. Makes you wonder about the rest of the sports-themed sex toy market ... [Thinks about making Lance Stephenson blowing sex toy joke, thinks better of it]
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