As a precursor to a taco-themed Fresno Grizzlies promotion, Jose Canseco showed up and gave his best home run slug to a taco-shaped piñata:
Jose Canseco hit a taco-shaped piñata, started a stampede
Everybody wants that Canseco-blasted candy.
Kevork Djansezian
This is a GIF of Jose Canseco hitting a taco-shaped piñata. (btw, @fresnogrizzlies' Taco Truck Throwdown is tomorrow) http://t.co/1VsnZV2fRk
— Mike Oz (@mikeoz) August 13, 2014 Emphasis on “shaped” because I need you to note that this is not a taco piñata, which is a separate, mythical, and wonderful concept.
Note the desperation with which human adults pounce on that candy. It’s not just any candy. It’s CANSECO-BLASTEDTM candy, and that’s special.
While we’re here, the Hunter Pence jokes have officially jumped the shark, or “adorned the Canseco,” as they say in the biz:
Even @JoseCanseco gets in on the #HunterPenceSigns pic.twitter.com/UMZM8JQjPt
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