Problem: You have a sweet Seahawks mask, but it doesn’t work with your bushy Yosemite-Sam-like beard. Solution:
Seahawks fan eats beard, dons mask
What do you do when your mask doesn’t fit over your beard? DEVOUR.
That looks like a homemade mask, too; he didn’t just find that. And it’s not like he the mask wouldn’t fit-- his beard would just stick out from beneath it. So, instead of simply shaving, this guy’s plan ALL ALONG was, “when it comes time to wear the mask, I’ll just stuff my whole beard in my mouth.” I don’t know if this is dedication, a lack of foresight or some beautiful combination of the two.
You should’ve seen what he had to do to his knuckle hairs to get those gloves on.
Also, that’s a rooster.
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