Miss Texas threw the worst first pitch ... ever?

This has been a great year for horrible first pitches, and Monique Evans -- Miss Texas -- kept the trend alive at the Rangers game Friday night:

Worse than 50 Cent’s?

I really think it is. 50’s at least vaguely resembles a pitching motion. Evans doesn’t come close to anything in baseball or even softball with that underhanded toss. That said, if you judge it as some sort of bocce-ballet hybrid sport, she did a great job.

(via MLB Fan Cave)