AAAAAAAHHHHHH:
Colts enter field through giant blue murder horse
WHY ARE ITS EYES GLOWING?
Colts will apparently enter the field through this horrifying apocalyptic-looking horse: pic.twitter.com/D8pMf1NrcM
— Dan Graziano (@DanGrazianoESPN) August 16, 2014 Colts employee 1: “I like what we do with all the guys running on the field at the same time, but I think we need less in the way of smoke and lights and more in the way of massive hellish murderbeasts sponsored by Toyota.”
Colts employee 2: “I have just the thing in my garage.”
Did y’all learn nothing from the Trojan War? The horse is not safe! IT IS LITERALLY FULL OF GREEKS.
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