The NBA rookie photo shoot is fun. Guys get to try on their new uniforms and mess around in front of cameras, and we get to enjoy the results. The group photos are always the best, and always fun to look back upon. Above is the whole class shot for 2014. Here are your superlatives:
NBA rookie photo shoot face superlatives
They all look so happy! Well, not all, but definitely a couple of them.
Photo by Joe Murphy/NBAE via Getty Images
Most obviously wondering if this jersey is actually his jersey or if he is currently participating in a curiosity of historic record: Andrew Wiggins, Cavaliers(?)
Most trying to affect a “sultry” expression he thinks Rihanna will find alluring: Joel Embiid, Sixers
Most likely to have just farted by accident: Julius Randle, Lakers
Most likely to have just farted on purpose: Adreian Payne, Hawks
Most likely to have just smelled Adreian Payne’s fart: Noah Vonleh, Hornets
Most delighted you have to look up who Oklahoma City drafted because you don’t recognize him without hair: Mitch McGary, Thunder
Most convinced this is a collegiate headshot and he’s wearing a team polo: Shabazz Napier, Heat
Most terrified: Nik Stauskas, Kings
Mostachioed: Spencer Dinwiddie, Pistons
Most disappointed he can’t go to the movies without a chaperone seriously mom all my friends’ parents let them to go to the movies by themselves: Aaron Gordon, Magic
Most irrationally exuberant over group photos: Jabari Parker, Bucks
Most Blue Steel/possibly just farted: Doug McDermott, Bulls
Most hair: Elfrid Payton, Magic
Most Spock-like: K.J. McDaniels, Sixers
Most P.J. Hairston: P.J. Hairston, Hornets
Most tucking his hands under his biceps to accentuate their definition: Marcus Smart, Celtics
Most proud he got to hold the basketball: Tyler Ennis, Suns
Most SOON: Bruno Caboclo, Raptors
