Adam Dunn pitched, and for a moment all was right in the world

A miracle happened:

(via Cork Gaines)

Here’s video proof:

Adam Dunn pitched a baseball, which is like if Warren Sapp kicked a field goal, or if Shaq played point guard, or if a stack of hams in a baseball jersey pitched a baseball. For a moment, all war ceased, all mouths smiled. Every creature on earth felt content.

I’m hanging this above the mantle:

Update: !