Scouting a deer on the field at an Alabama high school football game

- Impressive speed

- Reactionary quickness off the charts

- Top-notch leaping ability

- High character

- SEEN A DEER

- Terrible hands

- Weak lower body

- Sloppy three-point stance

- Refuses to wear uniform

- Not a leader

- Smells like a deer

- Poor discipline/penalty-prone

- Freezes up under the bright lights of a big game