The Houston Astros mascot, Orbit, is a helpful creature:
Astros mascot helps Bun B throw a better first pitch than 50 Cent’s
There’s a guide for this stuff.
It’s kind of uncool to assume that just because 50 Cent messed up his first pitch so badly all rappers are bad at throwing first pitches, but I think Orbit’s heart is in the right place. And hey, Fat Joe got some free advice as well, because learning never hurt anyone. I assume this is what’s inside:
While I haven’t seen video, it appears Bun B’s first pitch was uneventful:
Bun B threw out the first pitch. pic.twitter.com/2McglktBWz
— Captain Adrian (@nairda96) September 17, 2014 ... so that’s good. I still think Astros fans might need more help than rappers do.
Update: Ashamed I didn’t think of this myself:
Coming soon: The First Pitch's Guide on How to Get Throwed #BunnyB MT @SBNation: The Astros mascot wrote a book pic.twitter.com/Kr3ydRTZFt
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