The Nats won their division. Good job, Nats! When you win the division, you pour champagne and beer:
Nationals win NL East, get aggressive with their beverages
A reporter pretty much got hazed.


...but sometimes the pouring gets a little rowdier than usual. Children get involved...
(That’s Adam LaRoche’s son.)
...and reporters get roped into the action and it’s very uncomfortable and evokes horrible memories of being hazed:
“THERE IS NO WRONG PIPE” is a pretty catchy motto for the 2014 Nationals playoff run, if you ask me.
But yeah, it’s serious out there with the beverages. You might need a helmet like Bryce Harper’s:

Meanwhile, Jayson Werth basically looted the place:
I think Jayson Werth has just enough beers. Also, who knew baseball pants' back pockets were so roomy? #Natitude pic.twitter.com/0Nn0FwodOH
— Marissa Payne (@MarissaPayne) September 17, 2014 Anyway, congratulations guys. Congratulations FROM THE WOLF:
I'm so proud of my Washington @Nationals Just what we needed. Good work. #Natitude
— Wolf Blitzer (@wolfblitzer) September 17, 2014 
