Until today, I had no idea what it would look like if pipes burst under a basketball court. Thanks, Reddit’s longjohnsilvaa!
Pipe burst makes basketball court lumpy, not as fun
Or WAY MORE FUN.
Many of the replies to the Reddit post suggest skateboarding on the new surface, which was also my first thought. My second thought was about which NBA players would play best on this mountainous court. It’d have to be someone with:
1. Strong ankles
2. A good handle
3. A sense of adventure/disregard for personal safety.
... presenting Nick Young, Lumpy Basketball superstar!
Or, if we’re going the skating/rollersports route, maybe Rajon Rondo is the Lumpy Basketball star of the future.
(For real, though, check out that lone figure all the way on the right. A true baller finds a flat surface and gets right to work.)
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