Cincinnati Zoo penguins unanimously pick Seahawks to win Super Bowl
Every year, zoo animals and pets pick who’s going to win the Super Bowl. Every year, it’s totally rigged and stupid. EXCEPT FOR THE PENGUINS. Penguins are known to be the sports experts of the animal kingdom, and the Cincinnati Zoo’s king penguins proved that they actually thought this through and achieved an educated consensus by all picking the Seahawks.
There was some drama, though. Look at this guy! This one waddles over to the Patriots gate as if that’s going to be the pick:
... then NOPE:
The zookeeper guy is like “you wouldn’t think penguins would like Seahawks.” Why not, man? BIRDS OF A FEATHER! CA-CAW!
Anyway, Seattle’s gonna win. It has been decided. Do not listen to any other animals.
