Evan Longoria can sign a shirt while you’re still wearing it, you know. The human torso actually provides a surface to write on:
Florida man strips in the presence of Evan Longoria
A heroes welcome to Port Charlotte spring training! pic.twitter.com/1cpx0adF5F
— Evan Longoria (@Evan3Longoria) February 28, 2015 Or not, whichever.
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