A couple days ago, the Clippers’ Dahntay Jones gave a little post-game interview bump to Golden State’s Draymond Green, who then burned Jones repeatedly for acting tough and drawing attention to himself.
Draymond Green responds to Doc Rivers’ mockery with ‘cool story, Glenn’


On Tuesday, Clippers coach Doc Rivers offered his sarcasm-drenched take, via the LA Times:
“Wow, that was such a violent bump!” Rivers deadpanned. “I’m telling you. It was amazing. I told Dahntay, ‘You’ve got to be careful. That was too hard.’ I guess that tough guy at Golden State, I mean, I think the bump was too hard for him, clearly, the way he reacted.”
And here’s Draymond packing as much derision into three words as one possibly can:
Draymond Green to KNBR on Doc Rivers comments: "Cool story, Glenn."
— Diamond Leung (@diamond83) March 11, 2015 "Cool story, bro," except "bro" has been replaced with Doc's real first name. Delicious. You can listen here.
The Clippers-Warriors rivalry remains the pettiest, most wonderful rivalry and I want them to play one another exclusively for the rest of the year.

