Barcelona is all dressed up, except Lionel Messi, who looks like a substitute teacher

This photo has it all -- Dani Alves art, gold shoes, giant watch outside the cuff!?!?!, and whatever the hell Neymar is wearing -- yet Lionel Messi still steals the show with his golf dad attire. That’s how you know he’s the best.

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