Lakers exit interviews are fun by design, and Robert Sacre’s just making them better and better:
Robert Sacre plans to grow a huge beard and hunt Sandsquatches
Yes, Sandsquatches.
Sacre's summer plans: "I’m not going to shave my head or my beard and go into the woods and find me a Sandsquatch.
— Bill Oram (@billoram) April 16, 2015 That’s cool about the hair but ... a Sandsquatch? Surely you mean ...
Did Sacre, by chance, mean Sasquatch? "It’s a Canadian Sasquatch."
— Bill Oram (@billoram) April 16, 2015 Before hunting Sandsquatches, Sacre says, you must know "how to skin a beaver," make maple syrup, brew own beer. I have never been happier
— Bill Oram (@billoram) April 16, 2015 1. YO. Not Canada, but look!
2. As Sacre describes it, the Sandsquatch is just ... a Canadian guy. Or, like, any person. I dunno about the beaver skin, but grab some maple syrup and home-brewed beer and you can attract pretty much anyone.
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