In a since-deleted tweet (h/t Charlie Hatch), the Browns announced the winner of their schedule-predicting contest:
The Browns gave free draft tickets to a Twitter spambot
Congratulations, @frankdyrcz1991! I hope you enjoy your tickets to the draft, personalized jersey and XBox! You must be a huge Browns fan to have nailed the schedule like that. You must re -- wait a second:
... you are a spam account.
I suspect the explanation here is that someone made an autofill typo while announcing the winner, but I’d rather believe that an independent algorithm put on this Internet to vomit out eBay links and porn links somehow became a Browns fan and figured out the secrets to their schedule design. I love you and I’m happy for you, Frank. Here’s your jersey, bud:
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SB Nation presents: Final mock draft before the real thing on Thursday
