The Wrigley Field bleachers have reopened, which means fans can return to their seats in the outfield, take in the game, cheer on their favorite Cubs, wipe their butts with hats, enjoy concessions and ... wait, what:
Cubs fans are back in the Wrigley Field bleachers, wiping their butts with hats
It’s unclear which team’s hat that is (Mets were the opponent, though it looks like the White Sox), but it has now been baptized.
Deadspin has full video, including that hat getting tossed onto the field TWICE, before and after butt-wiping. The announcers studied the moment as if it were a piece of art. Good job, everyone.
