David Ortiz befriended a falcon for Father’s Day

I need to brush up on my Constitution details, but I’m pretty sure there’s something in there that says a photo like this makes you instant President of the United States:

That appears to be a falcon -- perhaps a gyrfalcon, which is commonly used for falconry. So uhhhhh ... did Big Papi actually ACQUIRE a falcon for Father’s Day? Or did he just hang out with one? Because if David Ortiz is gonna be a falconer once he retires from baseball, well ... I feel very good about that.

Shoulda grabbed the bald eagle, too, though.