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Horrifying Scottish sun mascot tries to eat children, confirming our suspicions

Remember when Scottish soccer club PartickThistle FC unveiled their scary, criminal-looking, unibrowed sun mascot? Remember when we all saw that and were like “that thing definitely eats children?” We were right:

BAN KINGSLEY.

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