Neymar -- despite being vaccinated -- is going to miss a little time because he has mumps. In case you forgot from the NHL outbreak, mumps makes your salivary glands swell and leave you looking pretty different. Even if you are very handsome.
Look what mumps did to Neymar’s precious face
My Portuguese isn't great, but it seems the other gentlemen here (not Barcelona players) have mumps as well. If not, they should probably avoid getting sneezed on. Feel better, Neymar.
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