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Washington’s terrible NFL team is pretending RG3 doesn’t exist

Hey, this is a neat little idea! Washington’s counting down the days until their first game using players’ jersey numbers! 11 days left = DeSean Jackson!

10 days left = Rober -- oh.

On second thought, if you’re childish enough to pretend a player who’s fallen out of favor does not exist (perhaps because he’s about to be released? I don’t know), then maybe don’t walk yourself into a pit by establishing a pattern in which he must be mentioned.

Here’s how they’re explaining it, incidentally:

So I guess they thought ahead, or at least reconsidered quickly enough to make it look like this was all part of the plan. This wouldn’t even be a conversation if Washington didn’t operate under a dozen layers of dumbassery and bad PR, but there you go.

(Thank you to Dan Steinberg for noticing this.)

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