On the morning of one of the most important days of his entire career, this is how the leader of the champion of the American League awoke:
Terry Francona woke up the morning of World Series Game 7 with peanut butter on his glasses
When he woke up, he also had peanut butter on his glasses.
— Zack Meisel (@ZackMeisel) November 2, 2016
... with a remote control lodged in his ribcage and peanut butter on his glasses. This is very good, and I’ll remind you this is the same guy who once ate at least 17 popsicles in a night and who just weeks ago surrendered a tooth to a wad of chewing tobacco. So yeah, Terry Francona’s whole face situation can get pretty gross. He’s also great at making baseball teams great, so I guess that bodes well for the rest of us with gross face situations.
(In the near future, we’ll learn whether Rib Fracture Nightmare + Peanut Butter Spectacles was a very good omen or a very bad omen.)
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