Morgan Freeman deserves another Oscar for his performance on Ole Miss basketball’s ‘Snowball Fight Cam’

Morgan, do you mind if we put you on the “Snowball Fight Cam” during a timeout? It’ll look like someone’s throwing snowballs at you, so you just play along.

W h a t ... i s ... m y ... c h a r a c t e r ‘ s ... n a m e ?

You can just be yourself, really. But, like, if you got hit by snowballs.

I s ... m y ... c h a r a c t e r ‘ s ... n a m e ... P e r v i d i u s ?

No, you’re just ... okay fine. Pervidius.

W h a t ... a r e ... m y ... c h a r a c t e r ’ s ... m o t i v a t i o n s?

It’s just like a five-second gag for the fans.

. . .

Uhhh I guess your character is motivated by all the snowballs hitting him. He wants to not have snow all over him.

D i d ... P e r v i d i u s ... h a v e ... a ... t r a g i c ... e n c o u n t e r ... w i t h ... s n o w b a l l s ... a s a b o y ?

Did ... yeah. Yes. He did. yes.

A N ... E N T H R A L L I N G ... T A L E ... O F ... S E L F ... D I S C O V E R Y ... I N ... T H E ... T U N D R A .

Yes, definitely.