You know how at the end of a Judd Apatow movie, they show you the scenes you just watched, but with the full complement of Seth Rogen’s improvised takes on the same line, just to show you how funny they all are? This is that, but for shamelessly punny New York Post back pages:
The New York Post could not have been happier to find out Matt Harvey had a bladder issue
The @nypost had so many Matt Harvey bladder headline ideas that they mocked up front pages for all of them. pic.twitter.com/DZsmuC7vMX
— Pat Kiernan (@patkiernan) March 30, 2016
Here’s the actual back page about Matt Harvey’s bladder problems:
Plenty of (rest) room for Matt Harvey on today's New York Post back page: pic.twitter.com/xIsK8YiP8e
— Paul Schwartz (@NYPost_Schwartz) March 30, 2016
There was definitely a meeting about this, and the meeting definitely got so heated that they just called it a truce and decided to publish EVERY pee headline.
Oh, and in case you thought this was just the headline writers, here’s the lede (peed?):
At this point, I’m surprised the dateline wasn’t “SQUIRT ST. LU-PEE”
