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Come Fan with UsSaturday, June 20, 2026

All 15 Spurs in this beautiful dancing GIF, ranked

15-12: Kevin Martin, Jonathon Simmons, Manu Ginobili and Tony Parker: Standing on a bench, doing back-up-vocalist-like dances, but not in synchrony.

11. Kyle Anderson: Dabbing.

10. David West: Just kinda pointing at stuff.

9. Patty Mills: Kinda sexy, kinda looks like he’s exercising.

8-7. Kawhi Leonard and LaMarcus Aldrige: Bobbing alternately, with LaMarcus so far away that he appears to be a tiny guard.

6. Tim Duncan: Proving once and for all he’s a robot, and doing so Chappelle’s Show-style.

5. Matt Bonner: Gorilla dance. Classic.

4-3. Danny Green and Boban Marjanovic: Have you ever climbed a mountain that was doing the Carlton? Danny Green has.

2. Boris Diaw: I DON’T KNOW WHAT THIS TWIN-SNAKE WIZARDRY IS BUT IT’S SENSATIONAL:

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1. Andre Miller: Tying his shoes, which is about as far as Andre Miller turns up.

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