Russian soccer fan breaks at least 9 tackles, flips over a barrier in ridiculously athletic pitch invasion

Dear sir,

Running on the field during sporting events is bad and dangerous and nobody should do it. I have, however, observed the skill with which you did so and think you should consider playing actual sports, which are good. Many athletic franchises would be interested in a guy who can juke two security guards so hard they crash into each other. Like, maybe Spartak could use you?

Yours,

SB Nation