It’s time for March Madness! That’s right, the CIT! -- wait what’s the CIT
Towson’s Four McGlynn hits halfcourt game-winner over USC-Upstate in CIT game
The craziest finish of March came in ... the CIT?
If you’re not paying close attention, the CIT is college basketball’s FOURTH tournament: there’s the NCAA, the one we care about, the NIT, the one we don’t care about but we at least consider respectable, the CBI, the, uh, wow, you’re really scraping one, and the CIT, which doesn’t even allow major conference schools to participate.
Anyway: Towson headed to USC-Upstate, and with the game tied 60-60, this happened:
Let’s dissect this:
1. YOOOOOOOOOOO DUDE HIT A HALF-COURT BUZZER-BEATER!
2. HIS NAME IS FOUR. Four. Four. FOUR. His jersey number is four, too, so his jersey has his entire name on it.
3. “Hey, Four, how come you take so many three-”
“I GET IT. MY NAME IS FOUR. YOU’RE TRYING TO GET ME TO SAY THE ANTOINE WALKER THING AGAIN.”
4. Boy, the announcer really missed out on the opportunity to say “Four McGlynn.. FOR THE WIIIIINNNNNNN!”
5. Four.
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