Wisconsin is going to the Rose Bowl, but Bret Bielema might score 100 first

Bret Bielema is a simple man. He likes destroying things. Usually, “So-and-so is a simple man,” is followed by, “He likes [normal thing], [normal thing], and [horrifying thing],” but not with Bielema. He really does just like destroying things. That’s the only thing he likes.

Hey, Nebraska’s a thing. Destroy it. Destroy that thing that is Nebraska. Halfback pass while up by 25 points? Yes. Sounds like destruction. So yes. Do it. Card says so.

James White is Wisconsin’s second-best touchdown-throwing halfback, and the fact that we know that just demonstrates how much Bielema loves destroying things.

Stanford will not prove quite so destructible.

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