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We’re setting up shop right here for the first two shifts Saturday, which include Oklahoma-Texas, Missouri-Georgia, Florida-LSU, and the day’s headliner, Oregon-Washington. Make some jokes with us! Scoreboard here. TV schedule here. Let’s go.

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eightyseven [7:10 PM]:

@quzybuk Chip Kelly, who?


Jason Kirk [7:10 PM]:

Well friends, with Oregon having the big game in hand, it’s about time to close down Live for this Saturday. As always, your overflow thread is right cheer: http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2013/10/12/4832156/open-thread-third-shift


Jason Kirk [7:08 PM]:

4 7:37
Oregon Might as well be a billion
Washington Whatever

Secretary of Balloon Doggies [7:08 PM]:

Thank the sky ferret almost lost to UVA


quzybuk [7:08 PM]:

I think Oregon might be really really good you guys.


quzybuk [7:05 PM]:

What is it with Big 12 coeds and the F word?


Shanacant [7:04 PM]:


Jason Kirk [7:04 PM]:

If Oregon scores here, Helfrich should pull Mariota. Just for old time’s sake.


chuckycrater [7:04 PM]:


Jason Kirk [7:03 PM]:

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Baylor earns tough 35-25 win over Kansas State

Bears rely on opportunistic defense and the long ball to beat the Wildcats.


Luke Zimmermann [7:03 PM]:

Virginia-Maryland is XTRA spicy right now. XFINITY customers can check it out here: http://xfin.tv/ESPNU


jokastrength [7:02 PM]:

aww man I can’t see the end of Maryland/UVA because I live in Georgia.


eightyseven [7:01 PM]:

@Addison Ryan What’s Rutgers’ record again I didn’t get it the first time.


chuckycrater [7:01 PM]:

@quzybuk Madden used to talk about that when he was calling games. I think I’ve seen one coach do it in a real game, ever.


Ian Boyd [7:00 PM]:

Exciting day, I’m pooped. Later folks


Addison Ryan [6:59 PM]:


quzybuk [6:59 PM]:

@chuckycrater It’s going to be great when a generation raised with football video games graduates to head coaching jobs.


chuckycrater [6:57 PM]:

K-State should be kicking the field goal right now. No one ever does this right.


eightyseven [6:57 PM]:

Can I sign up to be a PAC 12 ref? Looks easy enough.


quzybuk [6:56 PM]:

Ref in Seattle with a senior moment. Classic.


jokastrength [6:56 PM]:

We got a tie game in Atlanta. Who do we think wins? (No hints of who is even playing for you)


chuckycrater [6:56 PM]:

That missed field goal by K-State was a killer.


Mark Ennis [6:55 PM]:


Jason Kirk [6:53 PM]:

Alright, back to Fox Sports 1. Ducks only up by a scant 14.


Ian Boyd [6:53 PM]:

You can only hold off the Bear offense by playing keep away for so long…


Ian Boyd [6:53 PM]:

Good effort, KSU


chuckycrater [6:52 PM]:

Annnnnd scene in Manhattan.


Jason Kirk [6:51 PM]:

Get a big defensive stop and grind out the clock. Classic Art Briles football.


Ian Boyd [6:50 PM]:

Throwing with Sams? Just run, young man


Ian Boyd [6:50 PM]:

KSU got too cute by far there


chuckycrater [6:49 PM]:

Oh no, like the first time they asked Sams to make a play in the passing game and he does that.


Ryan Nanni [6:49 PM]:

Just your typical Baylor defensive stand.


ROFLCOPTER16 [6:49 PM]:

baylor wins


quzybuk [6:49 PM]:

Great pick by Baylor.


Jason Kirk [6:48 PM]:

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LSU chokes out Florida, 17-6

The Tigers did just enough to keep the Gators at bay, and picked up the win as a result.


Ian Boyd [6:47 PM]:

The KSU Wildcat hand symbol is indiscernible to me


Jason Kirk [6:47 PM]:

“IT ALL COMES DOWN TO BAYLOR’S DEFENSE” <—— frightening words


Ian Boyd [6:46 PM]:

Another big WR drop by Baylor


wfarr [6:45 PM]:

@ JoshJGT 100% #goacc


Ian Boyd [6:45 PM]:

KSU brings a rare Corner blitz to stuff a Baylor Zone Read, huge


Mark Ennis [6:45 PM]:

baylor/KSu close Oregon/Wash close BC/Clemson close. Great day


JoshJGT [6:44 PM]:

If you punt on 4th and 2 down 10 with 7 minutes left, you should just walk off the field and not come back. That’s giving up on the game to a ridiculous extent.


quzybuk [6:43 PM]:

@Spencer Hall Steve Addazio 4 Florida HC


Spencer Hall [6:43 PM]:

Four losses in less than three years while allowing fewer than 20 points. WILL MUSCHAMP FOOTBALL.


Mark Ennis [6:42 PM]:

As a 90s kid, I just can’t believe this is Florida offensive football now.


Ian Boyd [6:41 PM]:

More on Sams, his vision for interior rush lanes and ability to run through arm tackles is better than many RBs


chuckycrater [6:40 PM]:

Is it “collegekickered” or “collegekickersed”?


Ian Boyd [6:40 PM]:

But KSU just missed what would have been the tying FG


JoshJGT [6:40 PM]:

Kansas State’s kicker just missed a tying field goal. No Werther’s Original for him after this game!


chuckycrater [6:40 PM]:

EMAW just #collegekickered


Jason Kirk [6:40 PM]:

4 6:55
Baylor 28
Kansas State DAWWW

Ian Boyd [6:39 PM]:

Daniel Sams is a phenomenal QB runner. Maybe the best in the league


Ian Boyd [6:36 PM]:

Standing up Baylor double teams all day isn’t any fun for 70 plays a game


Jason Kirk [6:36 PM]:

Via @UWSBN, uncalled horse collar:


Ian Boyd [6:36 PM]:

Key to stopping Baylor run, protect your DL by holding the ball


Jason Kirk [6:36 PM]:

Florida-LSU is likely off your channel-flipping list. Tigers take over up 11 with four to go.


Jason Kirk [6:34 PM]:

Weirdly not-that-loud DEATH VALLEY crowd somehow still drawing Florida false starts.


Mark Ennis [6:33 PM]:

Murphy had him, oof.


Oh No Romo [6:32 PM]:

@Jason Kirk I now imagine a world filled with Spencer Hall clones.


Addison Ryan [6:31 PM]:

Reddick has suddenly turned into Gary Nova, minus the interceptions


ROFLCOPTER16 [6:31 PM]:

wtf rettig


ROFLCOPTER16 [6:31 PM]:

lol


Luke Zimmermann [6:31 PM]:

Half time in Happy Valley. Penn State 21-Michigan #28 2013 US News Best National Universities Rankings


Jason Kirk [6:31 PM]:

181510598

Taylor Lewan leaves game with leg injury

The Michigan offense could be in trouble if their top lineman’s leg injury is serious.


Jason Kirk [6:31 PM]:

Simply peel off one of those 42-minute North Dakota State drives and secure the upset, K-State. (There are 12 minutes left.)


Jason Kirk [6:29 PM]:

*THAT


Jason Kirk [6:29 PM]:

Art Briles told our own Spencer Hall this summer than Kansas State’s crowd is the toughest in the Big 12. Relevant now!


JoshJGT [6:28 PM]:

BC’s coach, verbatim: “WE GOTTA GET FUCKING GOING!”


Ian Boyd [6:28 PM]:

Tevin Reese 5 balls for 183 yards


Ryan Nanni [6:28 PM]:

Florida’s faking punts. These are truly the end days.


quzybuk [6:27 PM]:

Florida’s punter may be their best QB. Discuss.


eightyseven [6:27 PM]:

Pac refs are great.


chuckycrater [6:26 PM]:

Pac-12 referee looking right at Price getting horse collared from <10 yards away. No flag.


Clay Wendler [6:26 PM]:


Ian Boyd [6:25 PM]:

Baylor nursing a 3 pt lead with 12:57 on the clock, 28-25


wfarr [6:24 PM]:

CLEMTHON GOETH WITH THE THCOOP AND THCORE


Jason Kirk [6:22 PM]:

Most kickerly tackle attempt of the day by Baylor just now


Gustavo Destro [6:22 PM]:

Taylor Lewan down and being helped into the locker room. Not good for Michigan/teams with high draft picks.


Kim McCauley [6:22 PM]:

Oh, Taylor Lewan is injured. Devin Gardner gon die.


Ian Boyd [6:20 PM]:

Just when Baylor looks down, Reese slips behind a safety


JoshJGT [6:19 PM]:

Boston College is out-Clemsoning Clemson.


Kim McCauley [6:19 PM]:

Boston College’s quarterback appears to be extremely intoxicated


Addison Ryan [6:19 PM]:

BC just Clemson’d


chuckycrater [6:19 PM]:

Uhh, K-State, covering Reese is not optional.


quzybuk [6:18 PM]:

Great joys of fall Saturdays: flipping a channel to a Baylor game just in time to see a player streaking down the field for a TD.


Ryan Nanni [6:18 PM]:

In fairness to Florida’s D, I wouldn’t want to watch the Gator offense either.


Spencer Hall [6:17 PM]:

Mettenberger is limping. This is pretty much Florida’s only accomplishment today: sort of injuring LSU’s quarterback.


eightyseven [6:16 PM]:

@Mark Ennis dat ring makes for a good conductor, that’s for sure.


quzybuk [6:15 PM]:

@Mark Ennis God help us all if Les is able to get his limiters turned off.


Mark Ennis [6:15 PM]:

@Clay Wendler that brain isn’t going to jump start itself.


eightyseven [6:14 PM]:

@Patrick Vint HAM just knocked “socks and sandals” out of third place.


Clay Wendler [6:14 PM]:


Kevol80 [6:13 PM]:

@jokastrength [img][/img]


eightyseven [6:13 PM]:

@Clay Wendler Just checking for lice, man.


Clay Wendler [6:11 PM]:


Jason Kirk [6:11 PM]:


Jason Kirk [6:11 PM]:

@ROFLCOPTER16 All credit to Clay


chuckycrater [6:11 PM]:

Willie Wildcat’s kind of half-assing those push ups.


jokastrength [6:10 PM]:

Les Miles finger in ear . gif


Ian Boyd [6:10 PM]:

That’s not much fun to stop, hard to “get there first with the most” against that formation


Ian Boyd [6:10 PM]:

From an X’s and O’s standpoint, the KSU formation where Sams is paired with Gronk in 2 pt stance…great stuff


Patrick Vint [6:10 PM]:

The Pacific Northwest is known for coffee, flannel, and HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM


Kim McCauley [6:09 PM]:

It’s nice to know that Clemson is, in fact, still Clemson. I was getting worried.


ROFLCOPTER16 [6:09 PM]:

JASON KIRK YOU ARE AMAZING


Ryan Nanni [6:09 PM]:

/run play action pass I’m sorry, Florida Offense doesn’t understand that command.


Clay Wendler [6:09 PM]:


Ian Boyd [6:09 PM]:

Baylor DL is getting the treatment their O usually gives other teams, totally worn out


Spencer Hall [6:09 PM]:


Mark Ennis [6:08 PM]:

LSU guy just ripped Murphy’s helmet off, no?


Jason Kirk [6:08 PM]:


Ian Boyd [6:08 PM]:

@chuckycrater Yes.


chuckycrater [6:07 PM]:


Ian Boyd [6:07 PM]:

@Patrick Vint Yep, crazy day. I love college football


Patrick Vint [6:06 PM]:

It’s starting to feel like one of THOSE Saturdays, isn’t it?


Addison Ryan [6:05 PM]:

and Clemson picks up the 1st


Addison Ryan [6:05 PM]:

aaaaaaaand BC stops Clemson, 4th and 1 incoming


Charlie Gebow [6:05 PM]:

@chuckycrater Missouri and TAMU, duh… wait….


ayleein [6:04 PM]:

EMAWWWL


chuckycrater [6:04 PM]:

Should anyone in the Big XII be ranked in the top 20?


Mark Ennis [6:04 PM]:

Bill Snyder is a witch.


Ian Boyd [6:03 PM]:

How’d you get on here?


Shaun McCormick [6:02 PM]:

Ian, yes, you do.


ROFLCOPTER16 [6:02 PM]:

BC RB GIF PLEASe


quzybuk [6:02 PM]:

In hindsight, we should’ve known this day would be a bit wonky when Michigan State put up 400 yards and 42 points on offense.


Addison Ryan [6:02 PM]:

BC Imploding


Ian Boyd [6:02 PM]:

Shaun do I know you?


Ian Boyd [6:01 PM]:

crazy


ROFLCOPTER16 [6:01 PM]:

@Nickel Rover best coach in CFB IMNSHO FWIW IYAM


Ian Boyd [6:01 PM]:

Need a GIF of the Petty fumble that bounces into the KSU defender’s chest


Shaun McCormick [6:01 PM]:

Baylor imploding.


Ian Boyd [6:01 PM]:

Full wizardry going on by Snyder…he’s found the one ring…


JoshJGT [6:00 PM]:

@Clay Wendler It’s no Bowden Wank playcall http://gif.mocksession.com/2013/09/bowden-wank/


ROFLCOPTER16 [6:00 PM]:

GIf of andre williams please


robflattoplefty [6:00 PM]:

Why does Zach Zwinak start at RB over Akeel Lynch for PSU? I don’t get BOB at all.


RedmondLonghorn [5:59 PM]:

This is fun


rasvar [5:59 PM]:

Dabo is probably going to be in full meltdown mode soon. But Addazio may just plain spontaneously combust.


Addison Ryan [5:59 PM]:

BC RB just trucked a Clemson LB


robflattoplefty [5:58 PM]:

PSU has been bailed out by some Michigan drops here.


Ryan Nanni [5:58 PM]:

I would sell my firstborn for a blocked punt by Florida here. (Mostly because kids are expensive to raise.)


Jason Kirk [5:58 PM]:

@Clay Wendler BE A FLYIN’ DUDE


vlad3217 [5:57 PM]:

@Clay Wendler #BeADude


Clay Wendler [5:57 PM]:


Mark Ennis [5:55 PM]:


quzybuk [5:55 PM]:

@Jason Kirk Why is Bret Bielema at the Florida-LSU game?


Clay Wendler [5:55 PM]:


josejose50 [5:55 PM]:

@Jason Kirk wait where’s master blaster in the picture?


ROFLCOPTER16 [5:54 PM]:

@Jason Kirk LOL autorec


quzybuk [5:54 PM]:

KState just took their final timeout with 6:54 in the third quarter.


Ian Boyd [5:54 PM]:

Snyder’s doing work


Jason Kirk [5:54 PM]:

By @kevol80:


Jason Kirk [5:53 PM]:

@Nickel Rover Oh, I thought this was a quiz. Actually, it’s another Gordon — Michael at Arkansas State. Mariota also more, but probably a carries cutoff.


quzybuk [5:53 PM]:

TD KState with a chance to tie pending 2 pt conversion.


vlad3217 [5:53 PM]:

@Rodger Sherman #RIPBaylorOffense


Rodger Sherman [5:52 PM]:


Ian Boyd [5:52 PM]:

It’s not Gordon, the Commissioner has 10.3


vlad3217 [5:52 PM]:

@chuckycrater


Ryan Nanni [5:52 PM]:

Kudos to you, Man Who Lied To Florida About It Being Illegal To Throw More Than 10 Yards.


JoshJGT [5:52 PM]:

Someone needs to tell Florida that just because their mascot is the Gators doesn’t mean that alligator arms are the proper WR catching mechanics.


Peter Berkes [5:51 PM]:

Is Devin Gardner color blind?


quzybuk [5:51 PM]:

Bill Snyder put on his robe and wizard hat at halftime.


Ian Boyd [5:51 PM]:

How many yards per carry does Lt. Gordon have?


Peter Berkes [5:51 PM]:

Devin Gardner, now with TWO horrible interceptions


Jason Kirk [5:50 PM]:

@Nickel Rover Mr. Gordon?


Ian Boyd [5:50 PM]:

Lache Seastrunk 2nd in the nation with 11.1 yards per carry…who’s no. 1?


Mark Ennis [5:49 PM]:

69 yard touchdown pass by Boston College to retake the lead.


Addison Ryan [5:49 PM]:

also BC Scores on a hail mary


Mark Ennis [5:49 PM]:

Re-Clemsoning!


Addison Ryan [5:49 PM]:

did the color guy in the Clemson game jsut quote the wire?


Peter Berkes [5:48 PM]:

I’m watching PSU-Michigan. This may be a cry for help.


Ian Boyd [5:47 PM]:

When you throw, do it with low risk/high reward deep bombs


Ian Boyd [5:46 PM]:

KSU is demonstrating to Texas their gameplan for the rest of the year. Run the ball, take your time, run the ball again


Mark Ennis [5:46 PM]:


Spencer Hall [5:46 PM]:

Mississippi State had 23 first downs on LSU last week. Florida might have ten right now with five minutes left in the third.


Mark Ennis [5:45 PM]:


quzybuk [5:44 PM]:

Long Clemson TD not negated by illegal formation this time.


chuckycrater [5:44 PM]:

@quzybuk http://twitpic.com/dh2wn6


Jason Kirk [5:43 PM]:

Reminder the ACC started promoting FSU-Clemson before Clemson-Boston College, which Clemson still trails. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Skc0KAnQ_6k


quzybuk [5:43 PM]:

Long Clemson TD negated by illegal formation.


Mark Ennis [5:41 PM]:


robflattoplefty [5:41 PM]:

I can’t wait to see this upcoming series of great play calls by BOB


Ryan Nanni [5:41 PM]:

I’m trying to imagine Rex Grossman playing for Will Muschamp and it just all ends in arson.


thermhere [5:39 PM]:

@Nickel Rover applause


thermhere [5:39 PM]:

Please see my earlier post re: TOs because k State just did it again.


Ian Boyd [5:38 PM]:

@Shanacant why would that matter?


Shanacant [5:38 PM]:

Baylor’s KJ Morton forces KSU’s QB Sams to fumble. Injured his throwing arm.


Mark Ennis [5:37 PM]:


Mark Ennis [5:36 PM]:


Clay Wendler [5:36 PM]:


robflattoplefty [5:35 PM]:

@Mark Ennis Kirk Ferentz nods in approval


quzybuk [5:35 PM]:

@Mark Ennis #goacc


thermhere [5:35 PM]:

Losing five yards is not as bad as burning a timeout on 1st and 10 on the plus side of the field with 28 minutes left.


Mark Ennis [5:34 PM]:


Clay Wendler [5:33 PM]:

i really cannot stand listening to matt millen


Ian Boyd [5:33 PM]:

Daniel Sams is on track for a 200 yard day rushing


chuckycrater [5:33 PM]:

@Mark Ennis USF Football: Just The TIp


Mark Ennis [5:33 PM]:


wfarr [5:32 PM]:

Penn State’s idea of the QB sneak:


chuckycrater [5:32 PM]:

That Penn State 4th down looked like a called play in Tecmo


Rodger Sherman [5:32 PM]:


eightyseven [5:32 PM]:

@Luke Zimmermann Mighty Ducks flying V formation, kinda.


robflattoplefty [5:31 PM]:

It’s weird being a Penn State fan and not liking Bill O’Brien as a head coach, but his play calling is questionable at best.


Jason Kirk [5:30 PM]:


Luke Zimmermann [5:30 PM]:

The worst 4th-and-1 of all time:


Spencer Hall [5:28 PM]:

@Rodger Sherman do you know how to post videos to facebook


Rodger Sherman [5:28 PM]:


Jason Kirk [5:28 PM]:

1381612972

Marcus Mariota banged up against Washington

The Ducks’ quarterback had some treatment done on his knee after throwing a touchdown pass against Washington, but will play through it for now.


Mark Ennis [5:28 PM]:

FIU isn’t really good at anything. Including stadium design.


Ian Boyd [5:28 PM]:

Can we get a Penn St 4th and 1 GIF?


Spencer Hall [5:27 PM]:

What on earth did Penn State just do?


Ian Boyd [5:26 PM]:

@Bill C. Bell injured?


Mark Ennis [5:26 PM]:


Luke Zimmermann [5:26 PM]:

Penn State with maybe the worst 4th-and-1 attempt ever. B1G life, B1G stage, B1G failures.


Bill Connelly [5:25 PM]:

Yeah, uh, Bob? Could you elaborate, please?


Jason Kirk [5:25 PM]:

Little reference to Washington mimicking Oregon, I’d say:


chuckycrater [5:23 PM]:

That drive was pretty easy for Oregon.


Mark Ennis [5:22 PM]:


Spencer Hall [5:21 PM]:

@Luke Zimmermann note that the gap is labeled B1G for reference


Mark Ennis [5:21 PM]:

This makes zero sense.


Jason Kirk [5:21 PM]:

Knee looks okay for Marcus Mariota, by which I mean Washington loses.


Luke Zimmermann [5:21 PM]:

Nice coverage:


Ryan Nanni [5:20 PM]:

1st 8:19
PENN STATE 7
WE HAVE ALWAYS BEEN THE FIRST TEAM OF FOOTBALL 7

JL_Reports [5:20 PM]:

@Luke Zimmermann how on earth did i forget this was a thing?


NdotWilson [5:19 PM]:

Currently, flipping back and forth between Ore/Wash and Mich/PSU. Is this what getting the Bends feels like?


vlad3217 [5:19 PM]:

no tweets in replies apparently?


vlad3217 [5:19 PM]:


vlad3217 [5:19 PM]:

@Rodger Sherman https://twitter.com/sippinonpurple/status/389136496189399040


vlad3217 [5:17 PM]:

@Mark Ennis


wfarr [5:17 PM]:

@Eightyseven It’s kind of like the 90s batman suit, but with less nipple


Rodger Sherman [5:17 PM]:

Northwestern is looking awful, but I’m taking a lot of solace in that Michigan score.


Luke Zimmermann [5:16 PM]:

Penn State 7 – Michigan 0:


eightyseven [5:16 PM]:

@wfarr Are those…rib muscles?


Charlie Gebow [5:16 PM]:

When can we start with the “BRADY HOKE CAN’T WIN WITHOUT RICH-ROD’S PLAYERS” meme? Asking for a friend


Mark Ennis [5:15 PM]:

I can confirm that 34 is the age when you begin to forget if you took a daily pill or not. 34.


wfarr [5:15 PM]:

NSFL maybe


JoshJGT [5:15 PM]:

@wfarr Dude, tag that shit NSFW


wfarr [5:14 PM]:

Long live our Robo Duck overlords:


Ryan Nanni [5:14 PM]:

1st 9:39
PENN STATE 7
YOU KNOW IN SOME WAYS WE’RE BETTER THAN AN IVY 0

Gustavo Destro [5:13 PM]:

Devin Gardner throws a horrible pick deep in his own half. So, nothing really has changed since the last time I saw him play.


Jason Kirk [5:12 PM]:


quzybuk [5:12 PM]:

Sometime in the mid 2000’s, Phil Knight finally got around to researching the Replaceable Parts tech.


vlad3217 [5:12 PM]:

That’s 3 given up, not takeaways.


vlad3217 [5:11 PM]:

Wisconsin heads to the locker room leading 21-6, with 3 turnovers so far.


Luke Zimmermann [5:11 PM]:


Jason Kirk [5:10 PM]:

Starting to think ROBODUCK really was the most fitting mascot for this team.





2 8:41
Oregon BLEEP BLORP 14
Washington 7

chuckycrater [5:09 PM]:

Niiiice catch by Addison with like 80% of his body out of bounds.


eightyseven [5:09 PM]:

Jeeeeeezis


JoshJGT [5:08 PM]:

These high snaps are going to be an issue for Oregon sooner or later.


quzybuk [5:08 PM]:

It’s easy to forget how fast Mariota is, or would be if the announcers didn’t mention it every 2 seconds.


Charlie Gebow [5:08 PM]:

Oregon in the Red Zone. Awaiting Replayception II


Jason Kirk [5:07 PM]:

1381611906

Oregon’s Josh Huff leaves game with leg injury

The Ducks’ leading receiver took a nasty hit, and his return does not look likely.


chuckycrater [5:05 PM]:

We’re getting towards you-know-whoing territory


chuckycrater [5:05 PM]:

BC 7, Clemson 3 (half)


Charlie Gebow [5:04 PM]:

@Mark Ennis Get Brian McCann on the case. Different sport, but who wouldn’t want to watch how that goes down?


Mark Ennis [5:03 PM]:

Terrible sliding is apparently a national epidemic


Clay Wendler [5:01 PM]:


Ryan Nanni [5:01 PM]:

That’s “Ray Guy Candidate Tyler Murphy” to you.


Jason Kirk [5:01 PM]:

Tyler Murphy just pooch-punted to the one-yard line. Will Muschamp might try to adopt him right now.


Oh No Romo [5:01 PM]:

Wow, nice pooch punt.


Jason Kirk [5:00 PM]:

Top Oregon WR Josh Huff very in pain on the sideline.


Gophermike [4:59 PM]:

Watching Wisconsin kick around Northwestern makes that Arizona State fiasco even worse. They probably run the table from here out and end up 10-2


Shaun McCormick [4:59 PM]:

Endurance training must really be a concern for Baylor D, considering how fast their O scores, no?


thermhere [4:59 PM]:

Why is K State throwing here?


Ian Boyd [4:59 PM]:

I think Baylor teaches the “push off would-be-tacklers for extra acceleration” move


thermhere [4:58 PM]:

Bryce Petty is 9 of 12 for 249 yds and 2 TDs. At least 2 of the incompletions were drops.


Jason Kirk [4:58 PM]:


Gophermike [4:57 PM]:

I also believe that Baylor is fast and good at playing football


Shaun McCormick [4:56 PM]:

Baylor really should consider merging Track & Field and Football team.


Shanacant [4:56 PM]:

TD Baylor. Antwon Goodley. Love this team.


Ian Boyd [4:56 PM]:

There’s speed and then there’s Baylor


quzybuk [4:55 PM]:

“Oh my!” – Uncle Verne


JL_Reports [4:55 PM]:

@runthedive he’s not feeling the rhythm, that’s for sure, lol


Peter Berkes [4:55 PM]:

EGO DA GOD


Adam Jacobi [4:54 PM]:

Holy Melvin Gordon


Peter Berkes [4:54 PM]:

Errr, kicker


Peter Berkes [4:54 PM]:

LSU’s punter is FEELING IT


quzybuk [4:53 PM]:

@Adam Jacobi They’re totally pulling an NC State.


thermhere [4:53 PM]:

@Nickel Rover yep it’s really impressive.


Adam Jacobi [4:53 PM]:

Um…. Clemson?


Jason Kirk [4:52 PM]:

Washington coaches think of their offense as a manball Oregon, to paraphrase Fox Sports 1.


Ian Boyd [4:51 PM]:

@thermhere also Sams has insane vision and feel for the cutback


Jason Kirk [4:51 PM]:

2 5:14
Florida Adversity
LSU 14

Bill Connelly [4:51 PM]:

@thermhere That is my favorite description ever. Let us ditch “QB controversy” and “QB platoon” forever.


thermhere [4:50 PM]:

@Shaun McCormick the interior is fine. Force players and backside contain are the problem.


Jason Kirk [4:50 PM]:

LSU’s J.C. Copeland has now knocked off a helmet and lost his helmet at the goal line. He is the most fullback fullback.


thermhere [4:49 PM]:

Craig Bolerjack just described the K State QB situation as a “cohabitation”


Ian Boyd [4:49 PM]:

Daniel Sams is a worthy successor to Collin Klein


Shaun McCormick [4:48 PM]:

KSU exposing dormant holes in Baylor D-Line middle.


eightyseven [4:48 PM]:

@runthedive Who knew, yeah? Despite PAC 12 refereeing.


Jason Kirk [4:47 PM]:

20131012_jla_sh5_355

Abbrederis out with potential concussion

Wisconsin told ESPN its star wideout has a “head injury” and is done for the day.


Gophermike [4:46 PM]:

For those of you watching Florida-LSU, we need to create a code word if you are being held against your will


Jason Kirk [4:46 PM]:

2 4:46
Boston College 7
Clemson Clemson meme

Peter Berkes [4:46 PM]:

Tie game in Seattle. LIFE CAN BE BEAUTIFUL


quzybuk [4:45 PM]:

@Nickel Rover Probably a good time to remember that Bill Snyder is, in fact, a wizard.


Ian Boyd [4:45 PM]:

KSU’s nailing down their Jake Waters/Daniel Sams 2-headed QB deal


Shanacant [4:42 PM]:

@Nickel Rover More room to throw, says Briles.


Peter Berkes [4:42 PM]:

LSU CHICANERY RESULTS IN… incomplete


Rodger Sherman [4:41 PM]:

Northwestern’s offense looks really awful, which is the opposite of how it has looked most of the year.


eightyseven [4:41 PM]:

Never change, Baylor.


Ian Boyd [4:40 PM]:

@thermhere, I wonder if BU just always has vertical options on their routes


thermhere [4:40 PM]:

The timing of Joey Harrington talking about how Kansas State was so successfully keeping everything in front of them so far was pretty impeccable.


Ian Boyd [4:40 PM]:

Baylor loves to throw over the top on Cover-2 defenses


thermhere [4:39 PM]:

@Nickel Rover levels concept with a post behind it


Ryan Nanni [4:39 PM]:

(checks Florida game) I love you, Baylor.


Ian Boyd [4:39 PM]:

93 yard pass from Baylor. Um, coverage bust by KSU


quzybuk [4:38 PM]:

Hey guys, Baylor gonna Baylor.


Peter Berkes [4:38 PM]:

LSU vs. Florida, because someone needs to take two of the most talented rosters in the country and just mash them into each other


Ian Boyd [4:37 PM]:

KSU’s punter Krause is jacked up about pinning Baylor inside the 5 yard line


Luke Zimmermann [4:37 PM]:

As per usual, Jon Bois is our greatest national treasure:


Peter Berkes [4:37 PM]:

@Gophermike BULLS NOW, BULLS FOREVER


eightyseven [4:36 PM]:

Wisconsin boys at a children’s hospital way to gutshot my ovaries, ABC.


quzybuk [4:36 PM]:

@Rodger Sherman Steve Addazio to USC!


Mark Ennis [4:35 PM]:


Ian Boyd [4:35 PM]:

With Sams in KSU is back to their old tricks. Option left, QB Power right, bootleg left


Gophermike [4:35 PM]:

Buffalo 23- Western Michigan 0 :(


Rodger Sherman [4:35 PM]:

BC up on Clemson. Clemson’s just trying to outdo FSU in terms of going down against BC and coming back


Peter Berkes [4:34 PM]:

Baylor punting makes me really, inconsolably sad


Mark Ennis [4:32 PM]:


Ian Boyd [4:32 PM]:

The B12 is bonkersville this year ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN


Mark Ennis [4:31 PM]:


Ian Boyd [4:31 PM]:

Upset alert, Baylor is punting again


JL_Reports [4:31 PM]:

Can someone gif Landry’s catch-steal to make me feel better about Mettendrop?


Patrick Vint [4:31 PM]:

We have a third straight replay in Oregon-Washington


quzybuk [4:31 PM]:

MORE REPLAYS


Charlie Gebow [4:30 PM]:

TD Oregon? I sense more replay


Ian Boyd [4:30 PM]:

I hope Mack leaves on this high note, announces retirement at the end of the year


Mark Ennis [4:29 PM]:


Gophermike [4:29 PM]:

Auburn has 454 yards rushing against Western Carolina with a 14.6 YPC. And there’s 15 minutes left to go.


Luke Zimmermann [4:29 PM]:

Oregon-Washington will just be 3.5 hours of strenuous replays.


Charlie Gebow [4:29 PM]:

@Patrick Vint Touche’


Patrick Vint [4:28 PM]:

@Clefo Pac-12 refs. Getting the right call is catching a break.


Bill Connelly [4:28 PM]:

Um, Zach?


Peter Berkes [4:28 PM]:

VINTAGE Mettenberger


Charlie Gebow [4:28 PM]:

Did Oregon really “Catch a break” when it seemed to be the right call by most observations?


Patrick Vint [4:27 PM]:

TD Ducks


Robert Wheel [4:26 PM]:

@Run Home Jack Again? Still.


quzybuk [4:26 PM]:

Mike Pereira lives no week like its Sark Week.


Ryan Nanni [4:26 PM]:

2 10:17
BOSTON COLLEGE 7
INTERIM COACH DABO SWINNEY 0

Ian Boyd [4:25 PM]:

I don’t mind being wrong about that game


Patrick Vint [4:25 PM]:

@Clefo This is a good point


Bill Connelly [4:25 PM]:

@Patrick Vint I’m kind of doing that. If by doing that, you mean “watching TV while sick-as-hell wife naps on you”


Ian Boyd [4:25 PM]:

@Bill :)


Charlie Gebow [4:25 PM]:

@Patrick Vint You say that but, Pac-12 Refs are in this equation


Peter Berkes [4:25 PM]:

Oregon ball. Maybe. I don’t know. Do any of us REALLY know?


Patrick Vint [4:24 PM]:

How is Bill not dousing himself in champagne at the moment?


Bill Connelly [4:24 PM]:

@Nickel Rover HEY IAN! GOOD DAY, YES?


quzybuk [4:24 PM]:

Pig Howard playing for Oregon?


Patrick Vint [4:24 PM]:

Oregon just got hit with a touchback on a touchdown stretch. It’s coming back, though.


Ian Boyd [4:24 PM]:

Hey Bill


Ian Boyd [4:24 PM]:

One of the Baylor WR’s just nearly killed a KSU DB with an open field block


Bill Connelly [4:24 PM]:

K-State defender just got SMOKED on a block…


JL_Reports [4:23 PM]:

A 3-and-out? Did Chavis finally finish dusting off the old defensive schemes?


Gophermike [4:23 PM]:

Gus Johnson is excited. Then again he was also excited that catering brought roast beef.


quzybuk [4:23 PM]:

Washington D tackled itself.


Patrick Vint [4:22 PM]:

Oregon’s offense isn’t Chip Kelly fast. TV has time to run replays.


Mark Ennis [4:22 PM]:

@Rodger Sherman You watch games like me.


Rodger Sherman [4:21 PM]:

i’m gnawing at stuff


Rodger Sherman [4:21 PM]:

@Gophermike I’M NOT SURE MINNESOTA IS VERY GOOD, JERK


Mark Ennis [4:20 PM]:

Mariota with the Teddy-slide.


JL_Reports [4:20 PM]:

If there ever was an LSU-Florida game destined to lead to a fight this one’s it, as I have been saying since like 2007


Mark Ennis [4:19 PM]:

Clemson has fumbled three time in the first 18 minutes. Only lost one, however.


Spencer Hall [4:19 PM]:

Zach Mettenberger shoving a DB. That’s gonna end well.


Gophermike [4:18 PM]:

@Luke Zimmermann I’m not sure if Northwestern is very good, but they are fun to watch


Rodger Sherman [4:17 PM]:

2 15:00
wisconsin 7
rodger dying rodger dying

Luke Zimmermann [4:17 PM]:

Meanwhile, in Madison:


Mark Ennis [4:17 PM]:

Hope everyone is ready for Bud Elliott’s head to expand to Saturn size when FSU mauls Clemson.


Ian Boyd [4:16 PM]:

KSU ties the game at 7 to start the 2nd half. That’s right, Baylor only has 7 points after a quarter of play.


Gophermike [4:16 PM]:

@Mark Ennis I know but still.


Mark Ennis [4:15 PM]:

@Gophermike BC did this to Florida State for a half, too.


Gophermike [4:14 PM]:

Boston College leading 7-0 in the 2nd quarter? Wat.


Ryan Nanni [4:14 PM]:

THEM LSU LINEMEN CHEATIN’ PAWL


Peter Berkes [4:14 PM]:

JC Copeland, warrior poet


robert guiscard [4:14 PM]:

“Seven is better than two threes. Didya know that?”


Jason Kirk [4:14 PM]:

2 14:56
Florida I DON’T SPEAK GEAUX
LSU 7

robert guiscard [4:13 PM]:

Steve Spurrier, on going for it on 4th down:


Peter Berkes [4:13 PM]:

I could write a poem about the way that Florida helmet flew off during that play


Patrick Vint [4:12 PM]:

Washington with a big stop on 4th and 4. Dropped touchdown pass on 2nd down was huge.


Jason Kirk [4:12 PM]:

@vlad3217 okay there we go


eightyseven [4:12 PM]:

@Gophermike I live in the PNW and I didn’t even know they were playing.


Mark Ennis [4:12 PM]:

After dropping the touchdown, Oregon is stopped on 4th and 5.


Peter Berkes [4:12 PM]:

Hooooo boy, Washington just stood Oregon up on 4th down


Ryan Nanni [4:10 PM]:

Oregon just had the dumbest drop I’ve ever seen.


Mark Ennis [4:10 PM]:

Oh lord Oregon just dropped a sure touchdown


vlad3217 [4:08 PM]:

It’s not like I’m suggesting you watch Clemson/BC


vlad3217 [4:08 PM]:

:( UW/NW isn’t an option on the poll/question/header


Mark Ennis [4:08 PM]:

Riggs with the rare horsecollar-pass interference.


Charlie Gebow [4:07 PM]:

@Gophermike It is a Gus game, though, so there’s some awareness


vlad3217 [4:07 PM]:

@Gophermike #SEC


Gophermike [4:06 PM]:

Why isn’t Oregon-Washington getting more pub? I don’t get it. LSU-Florida is the annointed game of the week, but Oregon-Washington is both more important, and likely more entertaining. Yet it’s on Fox Sports1. No entiendo.


Mark Ennis [4:06 PM]:


Spencer Hall [4:06 PM]:

And Florida gets a roughing the passer penalty because Florida


Jason Kirk [4:06 PM]:

@eightyseven Oregon-Washington is on now, if you like entertainment.


Ian Boyd [4:05 PM]:

BU is getting a different Daniel Sams than Texas got


Ryan Nanni [4:05 PM]:

This marks the 5,678th straight game with a stupid Florida personal foul.


Ian Boyd [4:05 PM]:

Just reached a Baylor watching party, they punted. Bizarre


Mark Ennis [4:05 PM]:

Mettenberger looks like an NFL caliber QB now.


eightyseven [4:05 PM]:


eightyseven [4:05 PM]:

I don’t know what game to watch.


Jason Kirk [4:05 PM]:

“Welcome to football 2013,” says Uncle Gary. Welcome, Gary!


JL_Reports [4:04 PM]:

someone should teach LSU that just because their D doesn’t really tackle, doesn’t mean other teams defenses don’t know how to


vlad3217 [4:03 PM]:

run run run run run HUGE PLAY ACTION PASS


Rodger Sherman [4:02 PM]:

this northwestern-wisconsin game is real weird


Mark Ennis [4:02 PM]:

baylor just went three and out


Kate Morrison [4:02 PM]:

I’m not sure what Baylor just did. The kicky-ball-thing.


Jason Kirk [4:00 PM]:

Florida will now sit on that ball until a baby bird claws out of it.


vlad3217 [4:00 PM]:

@Rodger Sherman www.istopgunonnetflix.com


Mark Ennis [3:59 PM]:

Florida leads 3-0 and will not attempt another god damn pass the rest of the game.


Jason Kirk [3:59 PM]:

1 4:35
Florida CALL THE GAME I SAW LIGHTNING
LSU 0

Rodger Sherman [3:59 PM]:

@Run Home Jack there needs to be a twitter account that updates me on whether or not top gun is on netflix every day


Jason Kirk [3:58 PM]:

Tyler Murphy slides much better than Teddy Bridgewater!


Spencer Hall [3:57 PM]:

I’m still recovering from Tyler Murphy making a pass with an LSU defender on his leg like a pitbull


Peter Berkes [3:56 PM]:

@chuckycrater He actually just fabreezes


Mark Ennis [3:56 PM]:

Arkansas is the anti-Baylor


Mark Ennis [3:55 PM]:


chuckycrater [3:55 PM]:

Does Bill Snyder wear that purple windbreaker everywhere? Like, does he shower in it?


Peter Berkes [3:55 PM]:

@Run Home Jack I thought you said I was the original gator hater, daddy


Ryan Nanni [3:54 PM]:

@runthedive HEY SHUT UP (also Top Gun is on Netflix)


Mark Ennis [3:54 PM]:

K-State is moving slowly down the field and bleeding the first quarter away.


Peter Berkes [3:53 PM]:

Also, maybe people just don’t like seeing Florida play football


Peter Berkes [3:53 PM]:

Y’all see those empty seats in Baton Rouge? This economy smh


Mark Ennis [3:53 PM]:

@chuckycrater by all accounts and my own experience, Flood isn’t near the dickface Schiano is.


chuckycrater [3:51 PM]:

@Gophermike First branch of the Schiano NFL coaching tree? He was the Bucs’ WR coach last year.


Gophermike [3:50 PM]:

@chuckycrater Funny, but that would be Kyle Flood


chuckycrater [3:49 PM]:

P.J. Fleck is the first branch of the Greg Schiano coaching tree.


Robert Wheel [3:48 PM]:

Re: Fleck


Spencer Hall [3:46 PM]:

4th and 32 is just when you don’t expect Les Miles to fake punt.


Gophermike [3:46 PM]:

Buffalo leads Western Michigan 6-0 at the half. Keep rowing, P.J.


thermhere [3:45 PM]:

The Baylor scoring computer is a little slow today. It took 4 and a half minutes to score.


chuckycrater [3:45 PM]:

Took Baylor over 4 minutes of game time to score. OVERRATED


Ian Boyd [3:44 PM]:

Moving locations, be back with thoughts on LSU-Florida and Baylor-KSU


vlad3217 [3:44 PM]:

Chris Borland saves the day, NW has to settle for a FG


Robert Wheel [3:43 PM]:

UVA recovers a fumble recovery inside the 20, goes 3 and out, field goal. Feels right.


Mark Ennis [3:41 PM]:

Hatin’ Ass Spurrier!


Mark Ennis [3:41 PM]:

According to Greg Auman, USF has won two straight games without scoring an offensive touchdown.


Mark Ennis [3:40 PM]:

USF is tied for first place in the AAC.


vlad3217 [3:40 PM]:

And already a turnover for both NW and UW


chuckycrater [3:39 PM]:

USF: 2-0 in the American


ColinFlowers [3:39 PM]:

The Mack Brown wet t-shirt contest is in your nightmares


Clay Wendler [3:38 PM]:


Peter Berkes [3:37 PM]:

@chuckycrater ALREADY DID


seaboard [3:37 PM]:

Well, shoot, Mizzou should be in the top 10 now


Ian Boyd [3:37 PM]:

Great job by Texas OL, been more physical every game since a lackluster start against NM St.


Ian Boyd [3:36 PM]:

Great game by Case McCoy, fantastic job by Mack and Major setting him up for success


chuckycrater [3:36 PM]:

Let’s all go buy Saban2014 shirts and wear them ironically.


Rodger Sherman [3:35 PM]:

LET’S GO CATS,


Ian Boyd [3:35 PM]:

Texas douses Mack with the gatorade bath, we won 2013!!!!


vlad3217 [3:35 PM]:

‘s one of the more thorough water cooler showers I’ve seen


vlad3217 [3:34 PM]:

Gotta say, that


Ian Boyd [3:33 PM]:

Break out game for Texas RB Jonathan Gray. 100 yards in a physical pounding of the hated Sooners


Mark Ennis [3:33 PM]:

Student section at Georgia State’s homecoming game today


Secretary of Balloon Doggies [3:33 PM]:

Maryland game is already going better than last week. Not losing yet


chuckycrater [3:32 PM]:

South Carolina ran 89 plays and held the ball for 43:25. Arkansas ran 37 plays.


Mark Seymour [3:32 PM]:

SIC ’EM, BEARS.


Ian Boyd [3:32 PM]:

Longhorns finishing the game by running Power down OU’s throat. Sooners missed NT Phillips and LB Nelson bad


jokastrength [3:31 PM]:

@spencer hall first or second term?


Jason Kirk [3:31 PM]:

1381605922

Gamecocks AD: Finebaum’s Clowney remarks ‘hateful’

College football’s most famous radio personality has drawn the ire of South Carolina’s athletic director.


Spencer Hall [3:30 PM]:

Murray throws his second and likely final INT, and Mizzou beats a ranked team on the road for the first time since THE REAGAN ADMINISTRATION.


Charlie Gebow [3:30 PM]:

So we have learned this season if you throw Aaron Murray into a Tiger pit, he has a 1 and 3 chance of surviving


eightyseven [3:30 PM]:

I want all the picks and drop passes you have, Murray.


Gophermike [3:30 PM]:

Murray is having a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day


chuckycrater [3:29 PM]:

Michigan State scored 42 points in a sanctioned football game.


Ian Boyd [3:28 PM]:

Texas came out today and beat up OU in the trenches, who knew they had it in ’em?


Gophermike [3:28 PM]:

Gotta think Missouri is in the top 15 and Georgia is out of it, but it’ll be interesting to see how much for each team


chuckycrater [3:27 PM]:

@robdougherty1 Even if McCombs was averaging 1 yard a carry, no one in this game should throw 3 straight times


Gophermike [3:27 PM]:

So how far does Georgia fall? How much does Missouri rise?


eightyseven [3:27 PM]:

Guy friend is at Athens at the game and has only been texting expletives and button mashing.


Ryan Nanni [3:26 PM]:

4th and 13 and you’ve got Blake Bell and oh god boils boils everywhere


robflattoplefty [3:26 PM]:

UConn, you are averaging 8 yards a carry with McCombs, why are you passing three straight times only down a FG with 4 minutes left?


Mark Ennis [3:25 PM]:

Safe to say South Carolina’s defense is way way better with Clowney in the game?


Rodger Sherman [3:25 PM]:

this would be the first loss by a top 10 team to a team below no. 15, right?


CyHawk [3:25 PM]:

ISU has 217 yards to Texas Tech’s 550, is still within one score.


robflattoplefty [3:25 PM]:

That seemed like PI.


eightyseven [3:25 PM]:

missed fg again come on now boy


Spencer Hall [3:25 PM]:

Georgia is now down 41-26 to Mizzou because the SEC East is about everyone confirming everyone else’s worst fears.


Jason Kirk [3:24 PM]:

HENRY JOSEY LIVES


chuckycrater [3:24 PM]:

MIZZOU JUST STEPPED ON THEIR FACE WITH A HOB NAIL BOOT AND


robflattoplefty [3:24 PM]:

BALL GAME in Athens


Gophermike [3:23 PM]:

Bye bye Georgia


Dan Burleson [3:23 PM]:

@chuckycrater It’s like everybody hates Bert or something…


JL_Reports [3:22 PM]:

@Connor Tapp it’s like the exact opposite of the Missouri game


chuckycrater [3:22 PM]:

Top shelf hatin’ today by Hatin’ Ass Spurrier.


robert guiscard [3:22 PM]:

Spurrier just went for it, 4 and 2, in the red zone, up 45-7.


Connor Tapp [3:21 PM]:

Spurrier outchea going for it on fourth down up 45-7


Charlie Gebow [3:21 PM]:

That little kick he did with both legs on the ground. A nice button to despair by Murray


Ryan Nanni [3:21 PM]:

FIRE BOBO
RUN THE
DANG BALL

chuckycrater [3:21 PM]:

REALLY late hit by Missouri. No call.


Mark Ennis [3:21 PM]:


robflattoplefty [3:20 PM]:

OU may not be out of this one…


Oh No Romo [3:20 PM]:

Wow, Murray interception


eightyseven [3:20 PM]:

ruh roh


jokastrength [3:20 PM]:

oh.. well that went about as poorly as possible.


chuckycrater [3:20 PM]:

Oh, Aaron Murray.


robflattoplefty [3:20 PM]:

@Mark Ennis And USF just dropped a wide open TD pass to take an insurmountable 17-10 lead.


Mark Ennis [3:19 PM]:

USF and UConn Qbs are currently 19 of 58


chuckycrater [3:19 PM]:

ESPN just put up a score side graphic where neither Oklahoma’s or Texas’s score was correct.


chuckycrater [3:18 PM]:

@jokastrength It should be. Like when the ball gets stuck in your glove so you throw the glove to first for the out.


jokastrength [3:17 PM]:

If you catch a guy in the air who catches the ball… can’t we call that an INT?


Ian Boyd [3:16 PM]:

Anyone else going to watch Baylor vs KSU?


eightyseven [3:14 PM]:

@Rodger Sherman Or request some Katy.


Rodger Sherman [3:14 PM]:

eaaaaaaasy roughing the passer call for a MIZ first.


Ian Boyd [3:14 PM]:

He’s going to be special


Ian Boyd [3:14 PM]:

Jonathan Gray just made in insane cut on an outside zone


Dan Burleson [3:13 PM]:

#LunchFailDefense


Mark Ennis [3:13 PM]:


robert guiscard [3:13 PM]:

WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING….. SPURRIER CONTROLS THE WEATHER


Mark Ennis [3:13 PM]:

@Spencer Hall well, I don’t think that’s allowed.


Spencer Hall [3:12 PM]:


Rodger Sherman [3:12 PM]:

my neighbor is playing the ukelele. permission to kill?


JL_Reports [3:11 PM]:

@Run Home Jack in theory, yes. considering i’ve watched LSU this year, no


Rodger Sherman [3:11 PM]:

Texas Tech scores to go up two TD’s. /fake gun celebration


Secretary of Balloon Doggies [3:11 PM]:

@Run Home Jack You have to remember Mizzou hasn’t been in the SEC long enough to abandon defense like the older shcools


Ryan Nanni [3:10 PM]:

Is it weird to anyone else that Mizzou is getting much better pressure than LSU did?


jokastrength [3:09 PM]:

Man.. #6 tired to tackle the guy.


Ian Boyd [3:09 PM]:

@robdougherty1 Indeed, why?


robflattoplefty [3:08 PM]:

That was reminiscent of the Eli to DaMarcus Ware interception in Week 1 this year.


Clay Wendler [3:08 PM]:


eightyseven [3:08 PM]:

@Nickel Rover I prefer big-boned


Jason Kirk [3:08 PM]:

@robdougherty1 An eternal question.


robflattoplefty [3:08 PM]:

Why did Texas throw the ball?


Pete Volk [3:07 PM]:


Ian Boyd [3:07 PM]:

Pick six by OU DE, Geneo Grissom


Ian Boyd [3:07 PM]:

Not-that-fat a man TD again


robflattoplefty [3:07 PM]:

UConn is up in yards 310-151 now, still 10-10


Ian Boyd [3:06 PM]:

Oh no…


Ian Boyd [3:06 PM]:

Mike Davis nearly just kicked Bobby while he was down


Spencer Hall [3:05 PM]:

And Mizzou misses the extra point, thus keeping this a one score game with the conversion because this is Mizzou, and is therefore cursed.


Dan Burleson [3:05 PM]:

Missouri is initiating the Edsall Protocol for backup QBs.


robflattoplefty [3:05 PM]:

Maybe the RB should’ve kicked the XP too.


EastBayBias [3:05 PM]:

what a catch. unbelievable no PI flag thrown


Charlie Gebow [3:05 PM]:

College Kickers!


Rodger Sherman [3:05 PM]:

and they shank the extra point!


jokastrength [3:05 PM]:

so this game has gone full WTF


Ian Boyd [3:05 PM]:

Didn’t Georgia see that coming?


robflattoplefty [3:05 PM]:

wut


chuckycrater [3:05 PM]:

And then Mizzou bricks the PAT so it’s still one possession,


eightyseven [3:05 PM]:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Spencer Hall [3:05 PM]:

@Jason Kirk Just subcontract your quarterbacking to several different firms


eightyseven [3:04 PM]:

(f me)


Jason Kirk [3:04 PM]:

If your QB gets hurt, simply have your RB throw it! Some abominable pass coverage by Georgia.


eightyseven [3:04 PM]:

double passes do work


Gophermike [3:04 PM]:

Dat RB pass…


Rodger Sherman [3:04 PM]:

WHAT THE HELL MIZZOU DOUBLE PASS FOR A HUGE TD


robflattoplefty [3:04 PM]:

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


chuckycrater [3:04 PM]:

WHAT A PLAY BY MISSOURI


jokastrength [3:04 PM]:

furk


Mark Ennis [3:04 PM]:

MISSOURI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Pete Volk [3:03 PM]:

Army RB Terry Baggett has 18 rushes for 304 yards and four touchdowns and the game isn’t over yet


Spencer Hall [3:03 PM]:

@jokastrength spelled differently


jokastrength [3:02 PM]:

Wait.. is this Mauk not at all related to LSU QB right?


Rodger Sherman [3:02 PM]:

Backup QB gets the first down on a designed run! Mizzou-Georgia is a game!


Spencer Hall [3:02 PM]:

James Franklin headed to the locker room in Athens.


Ian Boyd [3:01 PM]:

Texas beating OU with Zone Blitzes, somewhere Manny Diaz is scowling


Rodger Sherman [3:01 PM]:

oh crap, james franklin out


eightyseven [3:01 PM]:

@Nickel Rover Five minutes, tops?


jokastrength [3:00 PM]:

@Roger Sherman Bill is furiously checking formulas in excel and muttering that “this doesn’t add up”


chuckycrater [2:59 PM]:

I want to apologize to Skip Holtz. He was right to burn Bobby Eveld’s redshirt last year. Gets him out of here a year faster.


Ian Boyd [2:59 PM]:

I feel like I put more thought into my previews than OU did into their gameplan today


robflattoplefty [2:58 PM]:

Lyle McCombs is averaging 8.6 yards per carry but sure, Tim Boyle pass on 1st down.


Robert Wheel [2:58 PM]:

@Mark Ennis You know a game is bad when it’s not even the best thing going on in East Hartford that day


robflattoplefty [2:57 PM]:

@Oh No Romo Not with UConn converting 3rd and 11s!


Rodger Sherman [2:57 PM]:

HUGE pass for James Franklin for a first down. BTW has anybody seen bill connelly


Oh No Romo [2:57 PM]:

@robdougherty1 That should be enough for them to beat UConn.


robflattoplefty [2:55 PM]:

Bobby Eveld is sporting a stout 2.8 yards per attempt today against UConn.


Ryan Nanni [2:55 PM]:


Mark Ennis [2:55 PM]:

Missouri has 36 total yards in the second half.


Gophermike [2:55 PM]:

USF and UCONN will end with Amos Alonzo Stagg committing suicide.


Rodger Sherman [2:54 PM]:

I feel like if Mizzou doesn’t pick up this third and 9, the game is over.


Mark Ennis [2:53 PM]:

@Bobby B. Wheel I’ve supplied multiple USF-UConn updates, so the room has been softened up.


eightyseven [2:53 PM]:

Needs more McConaughey.


Ian Boyd [2:52 PM]:

Incidentally, the last time Texas beat OU


Ian Boyd [2:52 PM]:

This is the worst game by an OU QB in the cotton bowl since Landry took over for Bradford


Pete Volk [2:52 PM]:

@Bobby B. Wheel Mr. Wheel, I’ve already got that duty and am in the press box


Robert Wheel [2:51 PM]:

I WILL be updating this room on UVA-MD until my ransom demands are met


Pete Volk [2:50 PM]:

Meanwhile, in College Park –


Oh No Romo [2:49 PM]:

Gary Pinkel drastically searches for the SuperSim button.


Jason Kirk [2:49 PM]:

4 12:15
Missouri 28
Aaron Murray 26

Gophermike [2:49 PM]:

I wanted to live in a world where Missouri could beat Georgia, but I knew it was too good to be true


Clay Wendler [2:48 PM]:


Mark Ennis [2:48 PM]:


Mark Ennis [2:48 PM]:

Love Brent calling the 4th quarter the money quarter.


robflattoplefty [2:47 PM]:

This also isn’t nearly a fluke like Miami’s upset win over Florida, Texas has just been better than OU from the jump.


Ian Boyd [2:47 PM]:

Case McCoy beats OU deep again, just…unbelievable.


robflattoplefty [2:46 PM]:

@Gophermike It’s just stunning that they could be this good against OU but give up 50000 rushing yards to BYU


Ian Boyd [2:46 PM]:

@robdougherty1 This kind of effort is atypical of the team over the last few years.


Gophermike [2:45 PM]:

@robdougherty1 They aren’t good?


robflattoplefty [2:44 PM]:

How the hell did Texas get slaughtered by BYU?


Mark Ennis [2:44 PM]:

From shaggybevo


Mark Ennis [2:43 PM]:


Ryan Nanni [2:43 PM]:

Spurrier’s about to ship ten of those points to Gary Pinkel.


Secretary of Balloon Doggies [2:43 PM]:

This might happen


robert guiscard [2:42 PM]:

Connor Shaw is really underrated.


Rodger Sherman [2:42 PM]:


Oh No Romo [2:42 PM]:


Mark Ennis [2:42 PM]:

The skip holtz era and its residue has gotten to our USF blog


Ian Boyd [2:41 PM]:

Texas fans are booing but there’s no way Aaron Colvin is the designated “fall down and pretend to be hurt” guy for OU


Rodger Sherman [2:40 PM]:

UGA is moving the ball and the crowd is JACKED.


Mark Ennis [2:40 PM]:


Ian Boyd [2:39 PM]:

The Sooners have figured out the Texas run game in the wrong half


Luke Zimmermann [2:39 PM]:


Ian Boyd [2:39 PM]:

Gabe Lynn just made a rivalry game hit


Gophermike [2:39 PM]:


Gophermike [2:38 PM]:

If Mack Brown doesn’t play this at his press conference I’ll be disappointed:


Luke Zimmermann [2:38 PM]:

In the Houston game, ESPNEWS has just started showing ESPN Goal Line instead, due to lightning 8 miles from the game. Not close enough to stop the game but….


robflattoplefty [2:38 PM]:

UConn is leading USF in yards 237-143 and it’s 10-10.


Mark Ennis [2:37 PM]:

Every Texas paper should run a “HELLO” headline with a big smiling Mack Brown picture tomorrow.


Gophermike [2:36 PM]:

@Spencer Hall Spurrier is the Bill Cosby of college football; everyone has an impression


Ian Boyd [2:36 PM]:

Case McCoy throws an INT off his back foot…wait that was the OU QB!


chuckycrater [2:36 PM]:

You all watching Texas-OU when USF-UConn is the Spike Factor Game of the Year.


Rodger Sherman [2:36 PM]:

hey, let’s all get our TV’s back to Mizzou-UGA. 28-20, Missouri with the ball


Spencer Hall [2:35 PM]:

Rece Davis just did what you would do, which is talk like Steve Spurrier on air as much as he could.


robflattoplefty [2:35 PM]:

I hope the ol’ ball coach runs it up against Bielema.


Ian Boyd [2:34 PM]:

Phillips is out for Texas, that’s pretty rough


Ian Boyd [2:33 PM]:

@Rodger Sherman that was hilarious


Mark Ennis [2:33 PM]:

#nsfw


Secretary of Balloon Doggies [2:33 PM]:

per bubbaprog


Ryan Nanni [2:33 PM]:

“And that’s why he wasn’t the starter Week 1.” – Bob Stoops, when asked about Blake Bell postgame


Rodger Sherman [2:33 PM]:

@Clay Wendler great angle by the punter


Ian Boyd [2:32 PM]:

No need for Case to throw again today. Just run clock.


Mark Ennis [2:32 PM]:

Virginia Tech has sacked Tom Savage eight times in the first three quarters.


Luke Zimmermann [2:32 PM]:

Got a game in Athens again, y’all.


Gophermike [2:31 PM]:

Missouri clearly has no idea what the line of scrimmage is


Clay Wendler [2:31 PM]:


Ian Boyd [2:31 PM]:

The way Texas has been running the ball today it’ll be hard to let this one go


robflattoplefty [2:30 PM]:

I feel pretty comfortable saying this, a healthy UGA offense beats Missouri.


robert guiscard [2:30 PM]:

Is Mike Davis better than Marcus Lattimore?


Secretary of Balloon Doggies [2:30 PM]:

Apparently it was #50 for OU who threw a punch


Jason Kirk [2:30 PM]:


Mark Ennis [2:29 PM]:


Secretary of Balloon Doggies [2:29 PM]:

Bob Stoops will go to any lengths to keep Mack Brown at Texas


Ian Boyd [2:29 PM]:

We moved Daje Johnson to punt returner for this game. I’m betting he stays there now


CyHawk [2:28 PM]:

Bob Stoops knows that just because they’re playing at the Cotton Bowl, it’s not an actual Bowl Game right?


jokastrength [2:27 PM]:

another late flag in the UGA game… maybe the pants are different for the refs today?


Jason Kirk [2:27 PM]:

3 7:22
Oklahoma 13
Texas $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

Rodger Sherman [2:27 PM]:

love the punt return touchdown -—→ blocked XP special teams combo


robflattoplefty [2:27 PM]:

@Milk Steak He’s just ramped up for Bradley/Marquez earlier. Good footballing.


Secretary of Balloon Doggies [2:27 PM]:

Did anyone else see an Oklahoma punch on a midfield block?


Kate Morrison [2:26 PM]:

texas. what.


Mark Ennis [2:26 PM]:

THE EYES OF TEXAS ARE UPON YOUR END ZONE


robflattoplefty [2:26 PM]:

Big play for Texas, think it’s over.


Luke Zimmermann [2:26 PM]:


Ian Boyd [2:26 PM]:

Wow


Ryan Nanni [2:26 PM]:

MACK BROWN FOREVER


Ian Boyd [2:26 PM]:

I think we have this one


Connor Tapp [2:26 PM]:

South Carolina just had about three comically inept attempted tackles and somehow ended the play by recovering an Arkansas fumble.


Jason Kirk [2:25 PM]:

1381602232

Nebraska G Spencer Long on crutches

The All-American guard is currently out for Nebraska, but it’s not clear what exactly happened.


Gophermike [2:25 PM]:

@Rodger Sherman I honestly have no idea what to do with that information


Rodger Sherman [2:25 PM]:

@Gophermike if not can i imply that for you


Ian Boyd [2:25 PM]:

@robdougherty1 the other guy was too inaccurate throwing…


Spencer Hall [2:25 PM]:

“You’re the quarterback I’ve been looking for all my life, Connor.” “Really, Coach Spurrier?” “Nah, not really.”


Rodger Sherman [2:24 PM]:

@Gophermike are you implying notre dame isn’t very good at football


robflattoplefty [2:24 PM]:

So why is Blake Bell the QB at Oklahoma, do they seriously have nobody else?


Gophermike [2:24 PM]:

Purdue almost beat Notre Dame. Since then they have been outscored 124-34 through 10 quarters.


Mark Ennis [2:23 PM]:


Ian Boyd [2:22 PM]:

That guy on the ground for Texas is one of the only people who can tackle in space on the team


Ian Boyd [2:22 PM]:

If Adrian Phillips is seriously hurt…we are screwed


Gophermike [2:22 PM]:

@Jason Kirk Ironic, since I believe Zook sells insurance now


jokastrength [2:22 PM]:

@Mark Ennis if pics could spread disease on monitors I think we all have bigger problems than heart disease.


Jason Kirk [2:22 PM]:

@Nickel Rover However, Ron Zook actually tried that speech once.


robflattoplefty [2:21 PM]:

Bobby Eveld is 5 for 20 68 yds, 1 INT


Mark Ennis [2:21 PM]:

I just gave your monitor heart disease.


Ian Boyd [2:21 PM]:

“You know the one where the duck just says “Aflac!” and inspires the football team at halftime? I did that.”


Mark Ennis [2:20 PM]:


Ian Boyd [2:20 PM]:

This is the worst Aflac commercial of all time. Who came up with that one? Would you ever admit you directed that commercial at a party?


Jason Kirk [2:20 PM]:

I like this detail


robert guiscard [2:19 PM]:

Connor Shaw for a 45yd TD PA pass, Fun n Gun style


Oh No Romo [2:19 PM]:

I can’t believe UConn and South Florida are still playing.


Spencer Hall [2:19 PM]:

Josh Harvey-Clemons now just trying to knock people out by hitting them with his face.


Mark Ennis [2:19 PM]:

@Rodger Sherman goAAC


Rodger Sherman [2:19 PM]:

Note on Memphis beating Houston: they have not scored a TD. 15-10.


Adam Jacobi [2:19 PM]:

hooooo, that could have been targeting, Georgia


jokastrength [2:19 PM]:

Harvey-Clemons is going to get thrown out of a game sooner or later.


Ryan Nanni [2:19 PM]:

Suddenly, the amnesia lifted, and Case McCoy remembered who he was.


seaboard [2:18 PM]:

Wait, I thought UGA was the cream of the crop


Jason Kirk [2:18 PM]:

Georgia fans just went wild over a punt downed too early. (Sure, it kind of looked like Mizzou might’ve touched it. Still funny to me, and that’s what matters.)


robflattoplefty [2:18 PM]:

@Rodger Sherman It’s just a bizarro score more than anything else.


robflattoplefty [2:18 PM]:

@Spencer Hall Army leads the nation in scrums.


Ian Boyd [2:18 PM]:

breakout game for Eric Striker


Rodger Sherman [2:17 PM]:

@robdougherty1 it’s actually not that crazy… should be 35-17 but each team scored a 2PC earlier.


Ian Boyd [2:17 PM]:

We’re seeing now what happens when you make Case make things happen on the run


Ryan Nanni [2:17 PM]:

Georgia about to punt from inside its own end zone. SUMMON EVIL RICHT.


Mark Ennis [2:17 PM]:

UGA forced to punt from its own one yard line.


Ian Boyd [2:16 PM]:

Curious move there by Colvin…


Rodger Sherman [2:16 PM]:

Remember when TCU-Kansas was tied at the half? Horned Frogs up 14 now. Do you, Charlie Weis.


Spencer Hall [2:16 PM]:

@robdougherty1 Rugby scoring.


robflattoplefty [2:16 PM]:

Army is up 36-18. What is happening here?


Mark Ennis [2:16 PM]:

@Run Home Jack that was the trolling equivalent of putting two Bristol Motor Speedways side by side.


Mark Ennis [2:15 PM]:

haha


Ian Boyd [2:15 PM]:

OU’s playing 3-4 personnel now to handle Texas’ size and runs


Gophermike [2:15 PM]:

Justin Fuente doing things at Memphis. After almost beating UCF last week they are leading Houston in the second half. Also a blowout win over Arkansas State.


Ryan Nanni [2:14 PM]:


Mark Ennis [2:14 PM]:


Rodger Sherman [2:14 PM]:

@Run Home Jack no :( i used to get scooby snacks because i’m 12 years old but now i just get welch’s


Ryan Nanni [2:14 PM]:

@Rodger Sherman you got shark bites?


jokastrength [2:14 PM]:

seriously the EMU ARMY game is just breaking everything on ESPNs score tracker.


robflattoplefty [2:13 PM]:

Big series for UGA, 3 and out + field position would really hurt their D.


Jason Kirk [2:13 PM]:

Whatever it’s from here


Rodger Sherman [2:13 PM]:

i’m gonna go get some fruit snacks from the kitchen, you guys want any


Jason Kirk [2:12 PM]:

Notre Dame nose tackle spending his bye week hangin’ with Ball State cheerleaders 1irishchocolate


Gophermike [2:12 PM]:

Missouri’s punter is killing it today


Ian Boyd [2:12 PM]:

@robdougherty1 not allowing the TD’s at least.


Mark Ennis [2:11 PM]:

Dorial Green-Beckham has three catches for Missouri today. For 15 yards.


robflattoplefty [2:11 PM]:

Texas just isn’t breaking on D though, not allowing the big plays at all.


jokastrength [2:11 PM]:

man here comes a 4th down conversion.


Ian Boyd [2:11 PM]:

Huge drive here for Texas: Chance to run the ball, get a score, and force OU to start throwing again


Ryan Nanni [2:10 PM]:

Here is what I can say to Georgia: at least it’s not Texas.


Mark Ennis [2:09 PM]:

I know this might come as a shock to many of you, but, Purdue is getting its face kicked in again.


jokastrength [2:09 PM]:

Mizzou’s Snaps are weird right? like kinda loopy?


Chris Haines [2:09 PM]:

Georgia really needs their defense to make a play.


Ian Boyd [2:09 PM]:

OU running over Texas, Millard catching passes on play action behind LBs


Rodger Sherman [2:08 PM]:

UGA literally can’t bring down Murphy. Just broke like 42 tackles on a KO return


Ian Boyd [2:08 PM]:

This is what I expected today


jokastrength [2:07 PM]:

I think they just forgot to kick the PAT and then got to it in the third.


CyHawk [2:06 PM]:

@jokastrength the other two points in that field goal were furloughed


Jason Kirk [2:06 PM]:

@jokastrength Pretty sure that’s an equestrian score.


jokastrength [2:05 PM]:

What?


Mark Ennis [2:05 PM]:


Ian Boyd [2:04 PM]:

That’s why Texas can win. The run D will show their true colors in the 2nd half


Ian Boyd [2:04 PM]:

I’m shocked Texas is running over OU’s front, that’s the real story


Jason Kirk [2:04 PM]:

@Mark Ennis Missouri’s ass is out there by Tulsa.


Ian Boyd [2:04 PM]:

Announcer is shocked that Texas stopped the OU run game…how many times did they run it?


robflattoplefty [2:03 PM]:

@Mark Ennis With Mizzou’s consent of course, they aren’t monsters.


Mark Ennis [2:02 PM]:

Georgia has come out of the locker room determined to run it right up Missouri’s ass.


Rodger Sherman [2:02 PM]:

@Nickel Rover I’d seen it written a trillion times and thought it was either “lash” or “la-shay.” LAKE was not in my top five guesses.


Mark Ennis [2:02 PM]:

Would help NC State today


jokastrength [2:01 PM]:

@Roger Sherman as much as Baylor at least right?


Jason Kirk [2:01 PM]:

@runthedive Heh. Yeah. And we know what kind of ***paper***, don’t we?


wahoocrew [2:01 PM]:

@Nickel Rover I mean, have you seen their pep band?


Ian Boyd [2:00 PM]:

@Rodger Sherman: how did you think it was pronounced?


Peter Berkes [2:00 PM]:

@Jason Kirk And Alabama doesn’t even have to play Alabama. Paper champs, imo.


Jason Kirk [1:59 PM]:

Missouri being good makes it really amazing that Alabama’s only East opponents are Tennessee and Kentucky.


Rodger Sherman [1:59 PM]:

Texas Tech-Iowa State and TCU-Kansas are tied. Big 12 y’all!


Rodger Sherman [1:58 PM]:

@jokastrength yayyyyy somebody thinks we have a fanbase


jokastrength [1:57 PM]:

@roger was a suggestion for dorky fan base in the top 25


Mark Ennis [1:57 PM]:


Ian Boyd [1:55 PM]:

@wahoocrew I’ve never met a Stanford fan, but I struggle to believe they’d beat Baylor


Rodger Sherman [1:55 PM]:

@jokastrength what about it


Luke Zimmermann [1:55 PM]:

@Rodger Sherman


jokastrength [1:55 PM]:

Northwestern?


Rodger Sherman [1:54 PM]:

@Nickel Rover I think we need to aim higher. “Erie.”


wahoocrew [1:53 PM]:

@Nickel Rover But Stanford…


Rodger Sherman [1:53 PM]:

to all of you


Rodger Sherman [1:53 PM]:

and i sincerely apologize


Rodger Sherman [1:53 PM]:

i should not be allowed to write about college football


Rodger Sherman [1:53 PM]:

@Luke Zimmermann wait


robert guiscard [1:53 PM]:

Steve Spurrier, on Clowney: “Well, I haven’t watched a bunch, but he’s out there.”


Ian Boyd [1:52 PM]:

Baylor has perhaps the dorkiest fanbase in the top 25


Ian Boyd [1:52 PM]:

That’s how come they call him “Lake Superior” hasn’t really caught on though


robert guiscard [1:52 PM]:

South Carolina needs to score 14 pts in the second half so they can win 38-28


Jason Kirk [1:52 PM]:

@Rodger Sherman Did they also pronounce Lake “Lake”


Luke Zimmermann [1:51 PM]:

@Rodger Sherman That’s how it’s pronounced.


Rodger Sherman [1:51 PM]:

whoever is talking on ABC just now just pronounced lache seastrunk’s first name “Lake”


vlad3217 [1:51 PM]:

@Mark Ennis


Luke Zimmermann [1:50 PM]:

If you’re an XFINITY customer and you want to watch football that isn’t at half time, VT-Pitt has you covered: http://xfin.tv/ESPNU


Ian Boyd [1:50 PM]:

I’m actually still pretty nervous that OU wins by driving for a TD to start the 2nd half, and then getting a TO vs Case


robert guiscard [1:49 PM]:

BREAKING: Connor Shaw is good when he doesn’t fumble


Mark Ennis [1:49 PM]:

And it pays off for a touchdown two plays later. 24-7 South Carolina over Arkansas right before halftime.


Ian Boyd [1:48 PM]:

How excited is Bill Connelly right now?


Peter Berkes [1:48 PM]:

@Nickel Rover Oh, I know, I just like enormous running backs


Ian Boyd [1:48 PM]:

or slipping out of the backfield for more passes


Mark Ennis [1:48 PM]:

4th and 2 up 10 with 20 seconds int he half, Spurrier goes for it and gets it in the Arky red zone.


Ian Boyd [1:48 PM]:

@Pater Berkes, that’s more than usual. I actually think he should be blocking for more QB and RB runs


Peter Berkes [1:47 PM]:

Trey Millard only had five carries in the first half for OU, which — quite frankly — is some bullshit


Luke Zimmermann [1:46 PM]:


Ian Boyd [1:46 PM]:

Here’s the thing about college football: It’s played by college students, anything can happen


vlad3217 [1:46 PM]:

Sigh. is it really time for snow-blower commercials?


vlad3217 [1:45 PM]:

@Jason Kirk And thinks everyone else is named Mack.


Mark Ennis [1:45 PM]:

Oklahoma and Georgia down by a smooth 31 points combined at halftime. Love you, college football.


Ian Boyd [1:45 PM]:

I’m also about 99% sure that we barely prepared for ISU and doubled up on prepping for OU


Ian Boyd [1:44 PM]:

I’m slightly suspicious that he told his boys this is his last Red River game


Jason Kirk [1:44 PM]:

“Two Mack trucks runnin’ inta each other for 30 minutes.” — Mack Brown, who thinks he is a truck


Ian Boyd [1:43 PM]:

Mack is totally calm


robert guiscard [1:43 PM]:

@Rodger Sherman #GregFromPelham


Oh No Romo [1:43 PM]:

Iowa State-Texas Tech tied 21-21 at halftime


Rodger Sherman [1:42 PM]:

https://twitter.com/search?q=mark%20richt%20has%20lost%20control&src=typd


Ian Boyd [1:42 PM]:

that and demanding that Heupel run the ball from bigger formations in the 2nd half


Ian Boyd [1:41 PM]:

Case McCoy’s been brilliant throwing over the middle: That’s Stoops’ focus at halftime


Jason Kirk [1:41 PM]:

Kansas and TCU are tied at the half, which means it’s almost Charlie Weis Fake Punt Time.


Ryan Nanni [1:40 PM]:


Mark Ennis [1:40 PM]:

Mark Richt was already repenting for being angry by the end of that interview.


CyHawk [1:40 PM]:

I know nobody is watching, but Tech just keeps giving ISU gift after gift


Ian Boyd [1:39 PM]:

I wonder if Mack stays aggressive here with OU due to get the ball starting the 2nd half


jokastrength [1:39 PM]:

That was the angriest that Mark Richt gets.


Mex_ [1:39 PM]:

Commentary crew now demanding that the officials measure for a first down because Richt was out of TOs. THEY’RE NOT GIVING OUT FREE TIME OUTS. THIS ISN’T FAIR


Chris Haines [1:39 PM]:

Mark Richt definitely lost control of that halftime interview.


Gophermike [1:38 PM]:

@Mark Ennis I believe Western Kentucky also has as many SEC wins as Kentucky in those years


Ian Boyd [1:37 PM]:

Have yet to harness my reverse powers, it seems


Mark Ennis [1:37 PM]:

If Missouri wins today, they’ll have as many SEC wins in 10 games as Kentucky has had in the past four years.


Rodger Sherman [1:37 PM]:

@Nickel Rover you see


Ian Boyd [1:37 PM]:

I was hoping to jinx Bell into throwing a pick earlier but it didn’t work out like I thought


Ian Boyd [1:36 PM]:

Although we struggle to tackle anyone, really


GoVols1 [1:36 PM]:

NVM turns out their punter is a trebuchet


Ian Boyd [1:36 PM]:

Our problem hasn’t really been tackling big guys, but fast ones


Ian Boyd [1:36 PM]:

Interesting that OU gameplanned to feature Millard as a runner


GoVols1 [1:35 PM]:

Why is Mizz dropping back to throw on that third down?


Ian Boyd [1:35 PM]:

@Rodger Sherman: Next Bell will throw a TD!


Rodger Sherman [1:35 PM]:

i think Ian has angered the football gods


Ian Boyd [1:34 PM]:

@Milk Steak, that was OU


Rodger Sherman [1:34 PM]:

It’s funny because it’s clear Ian knows a lot of things about this game that’s happening but every time he says something analytical the exact opposite thing goes ahead and happens


Ian Boyd [1:34 PM]:

I’m not putting this one in the bag yet, I can assure you


Secretary of Balloon Doggies [1:34 PM]:

That may be why Texas likes kicking it out of the endzone


wahoocrew [1:34 PM]:

@Rodger Sherman That means UVA would beat Oklahoma by 76, right?


Chris Haines [1:34 PM]:

@Nickel Rover As if on cue.


jokastrength [1:33 PM]:

Burns @gophermike ’s house down.


Ian Boyd [1:33 PM]:

Nevermind, they have enough time to run the ball 30 yards…


Luke Zimmermann [1:33 PM]:


Ian Boyd [1:33 PM]:

Not a lot of time for OU to run the ball here but they need to establish their run 2nd half


Rodger Sherman [1:33 PM]:

so wait: has Mark Richt ACTUALLY lost control of this program


Gophermike [1:32 PM]:

The good news is that Georgia fans are reasonable and will take the loss in stride


Rodger Sherman [1:32 PM]:

BYU would beat Oklahoma by 73


GoVols1 [1:32 PM]:

Dumpster fire BETWEEN THE HEDGES


Jeremy Mauss [1:32 PM]:

Who or what is this Missouri team?


Mark Ennis [1:32 PM]:

Georgia turns it over in the red zone.


Spencer Hall [1:32 PM]:

And UGA fumbles in the red zone


Charlie Gebow [1:32 PM]:

FIRE FUMBLE BOBO


Adam Jacobi [1:31 PM]:

UM, GEORGIA?


Mex_ [1:31 PM]:

Lots of points in Lubbock. Surprisingly, though, they haven’t all been scored by one team. 21-21


jokastrength [1:31 PM]:

Chugs beer… yells that #2 for Mizzou blocked in the back. passes out.


Mark Ennis [1:31 PM]:

Man I love when a college football saturday accidentally washes a red t-shirt with the whites.


Jason Kirk [1:30 PM]:

1381598815

Nebraska corner ejected on bad targeting call

And this ejection stood after replay, too.


Clay Wendler [1:30 PM]:


RicksHaberdasher [1:30 PM]:

@Jason Kirk INCONCLUSIVE


Ian Boyd [1:29 PM]:

Which is: boundary side or in the middle


Ian Boyd [1:29 PM]:

Gotta put our good receivers where Case can reach them


Jason Kirk [1:29 PM]:


RicksHaberdasher [1:29 PM]:

@Mark Ennis Mack or Major going for jugular? How much does Mack make that call?


Jason Kirk [1:28 PM]:

@Nickel Rover Wow, that’s pretty interesting.


Ian Boyd [1:28 PM]:

Texas is bunching up their good receivers to the boundary side a lot, because Case struggles to throw to the wide side


Adam Jacobi [1:27 PM]:

um, Georgia?


Ian Boyd [1:27 PM]:

haha


Mark Ennis [1:27 PM]:

McCoy overthrew that, but I love Mack going for the jugular.


ROFLCOPTER16 [1:27 PM]:

@Jason Kirk best post so far IMO: “So this is what it feels like to be on bathsalts”


Ryan Nanni [1:27 PM]:

I guarantee you some hammered Georgia bro in the crowd thinks this is fine because it’s a non-conference game.


Mark Ennis [1:26 PM]:

Liking Florida in the East more and more every day.


Ian Boyd [1:25 PM]:

Blake Bell is falling apart, has the nice self-sack there


Clay Wendler [1:25 PM]:


ROFLCOPTER16 [1:25 PM]:

@Jason Kirk the general attitude is one of disbelief


thermhere [1:24 PM]:

BUT COULD MIZZOURAH BEAT THE JAGUARS PAWWWL?


Gophermike [1:24 PM]:

How far does Georgia drop? On the one hand, can you have a team with two losses already in the top 15? On the other hand, can you have a team with wins over South Carolina and LSU out of the top 20?


Spencer Hall [1:23 PM]:


Ian Boyd [1:23 PM]:

Texas is playing their free safety at middle linebakcer


Ian Boyd [1:23 PM]:

OU should be using bigger personnel and more runs


Jason Kirk [1:23 PM]:

Now very plausible that the underdogs win all four big games today.


Mark Ennis [1:22 PM]:

Love Gary Pinkel coaching in his Deal With It shades.


Jeremy Mauss [1:22 PM]:

@Luke Zimmermann Noooooo


GoVols1 [1:22 PM]:

“You’re welcome, Mizzou.” – Vols


jokastrength [1:21 PM]:

shit.


Mark Ennis [1:21 PM]:

That is a fumble in Athens.


Luke Zimmermann [1:21 PM]:

@EDSBS and I’s Missouri-Baylor Big XII rematch national championship dream lives.


Ian Boyd [1:21 PM]:

The lack of Bell runs in this gameplan is confusing


tmoseley20 [1:21 PM]:

That’s a fumble


Bill Connelly [1:21 PM]:

Oh. Correction. That’s going to count.


Bill Connelly [1:21 PM]:

Yeah, that’s not going to count.


Mark Ennis [1:20 PM]:

I think the important thing to remember is that neither of these teams will beat Baylor.


Ian Boyd [1:20 PM]:

Texas is playing 6 DB’s when OU goes spread


Chris Haines [1:19 PM]:

“Thank you Greg Robinson.” – Brent Musberger, just now.


EastBayBias [1:19 PM]:

Not great, Bob!


Jason Kirk [1:19 PM]:

@ROFLCOPTER16 Please report back.


Chekhov’s Spread Gun Option [1:19 PM]:

HEY UGA, HIRE MACK BROWN


ROFLCOPTER16 [1:19 PM]:

I’ma go check out shaggybevo


Ian Boyd [1:18 PM]:

There is no bad news here


Mark Ennis [1:18 PM]:


Ian Boyd [1:18 PM]:

Shocking an opponent that thought they had every advantage


Ian Boyd [1:17 PM]:

Rare instance in modern era of Mack actually trying hard and getting his team to do the same


Steven Godfrey [1:17 PM]:

Hey guys I’m here and so is Mack Brown, employed head coach in 2014


Jason Kirk [1:17 PM]:

@Bill C. Hey Bill, how are you enjoying today’s SEC action?


tmoseley20 [1:17 PM]:

WHEEL ROUTES


Ian Boyd [1:17 PM]:

This is the equivalent of the 2010 Texas vs Nebraska game


Spencer Hall [1:17 PM]:

@Bill C. HEY BUDDY


thermhere [1:17 PM]:

OU’s pass rush is MIA.


Jason Kirk [1:17 PM]:

2 8:46
Texas 17
Oklahoma FIRE MACK BROWN

thermhere [1:16 PM]:

HELLO!


Kim McCauley [1:16 PM]:

Oklahoma is drunj as hell


Luke Zimmermann [1:16 PM]:

lmaoooooou


Bill Connelly [1:16 PM]:

HEY GUYS HOW’S IT GOING


Charlie Gebow [1:16 PM]:

Gary Pinkel is wrestled from the warm embrace of death


Mex_ [1:16 PM]:

Big game Bob!


Ian Boyd [1:16 PM]:

Mission accomplished


Rodger Sherman [1:16 PM]:

@Nickel Rover THEY DID THAT


Ryan Nanni [1:16 PM]:

2nd 5:56
MISSOURI 21
FLACONBARVES 10

Adam Jacobi [1:16 PM]:

I have no idea how Mizzou just scored. Murphy looked like he was going down 3 times, instead a big run.


Ian Boyd [1:16 PM]:

3rd and 12: Goal for Texas is not to turn the ball over


Spencer Hall [1:16 PM]:

Marcus Murphy with a long TD and FIRE MIKE BOBO


Oh No Romo [1:16 PM]:

Purdue can’t football! Touchdown Nebraska!


Mark Ennis [1:16 PM]:

21-10


Kim McCauley [1:16 PM]:

That Mizzou TD by Marcus Murphy was nasty


Chris Haines [1:15 PM]:

Georgia in trouble right now.


robflattoplefty [1:15 PM]:

TD Mizzou, great Marcus Murphy run


Chloe Denmark [1:15 PM]:

so is mizzou this good or uga that injured?


Mark Ennis [1:15 PM]:

Touchdown Missouri on a billion missed tackles by UGA.


Ian Boyd [1:15 PM]:

Trivia Question answer: Colt McCoy-Sam Bradford


blanx [1:15 PM]:

Sparty IU is tied


Mex_ [1:15 PM]:

Touchdown, IU. Tie game in E Lansing.


Chris Haines [1:14 PM]:

@Chloe Denmark Or any Baylor game this year.


Oh No Romo [1:14 PM]:

@Rodger Sherman Sure enough, Purdue fumbles and it’s Nebraska’s ball. AND Purdue got called for a personal foul. Fumble under review though.


Mark Ennis [1:14 PM]:


Chris Haines [1:14 PM]:

@Rodger Sherman Bob has to agree with the rest of us that Mike is fucking insane right?


Luke Zimmermann [1:13 PM]:

True story: Bret Bielema’s assistant head coach is a floating, talking yellow hand.


Chloe Denmark [1:13 PM]:

@Chris Haines this seriosuly isnt news to anyine who watched ou/wvu and ou/tcu


Mark Ennis [1:13 PM]:

Missouri is killing georgia when they go man. Drawing a bunch of PI and defensive holding calls.


Mex_ [1:13 PM]:

MA!! HE’S RUINING MY TEAM. TELL HIM TO STOP


Rodger Sherman [1:13 PM]:

@Oh No Romo luckily, they’re playing purdue!


Oh No Romo [1:12 PM]:

Nebraska’s Stanley Jean-Baptiste got ejected for targeting


Rodger Sherman [1:12 PM]:

its really weird watching the stoopses interact


Jason Kirk [1:12 PM]:

Oklahoma also without starting senior LB Corey Nelson for the first time.


blanx [1:12 PM]:

Indiana weaponized the punt.


Ian Boyd [1:12 PM]:

@thermhere very true


Chris Haines [1:12 PM]:

Oklahoma is gonna get throttled by Baylor if they can’t score on Texas.


Mark Ennis [1:12 PM]:

Tweeted right before the draw play:


thermhere [1:11 PM]:

It’s readily apparent that OU is missing their starting nose guard, but naturally they’ve only brought it up once.


Ryan Nanni [1:11 PM]:

Now, you said you WERE doing a weightlifting program this year, yes, Oklahoma? Do I have that right?


Ian Boyd [1:11 PM]:

Minus the empty formation spread stuff


Ian Boyd [1:11 PM]:

Texas fans are pleasantly surprised to see Texas can mimic the Notre Dame offensive approach


Mark Ennis [1:10 PM]:

Mack Brown jokes aside, here. Oklahoma is in real trouble if Texas gets points on this drive.


Ian Boyd [1:10 PM]:

jk


Ian Boyd [1:10 PM]:

Another 3rd and short for Texas, time to dial up Case McCoy on the Zone Read


Oh No Romo [1:10 PM]:

Iowa State-Texas Tech tied 14-14, still a lot of time before halftime.


Luke Zimmermann [1:09 PM]:

Washington (, Washington) needed to be 6 foot 8, not merely weigh a f***ing ton to catch that TD.


Ian Boyd [1:08 PM]:

Why OU isn’t running lots of option is beyond me


Mex_ [1:08 PM]:

Ridiculous catch for Jarvis West, and Iowa State is threatening to tie this game.


Ian Boyd [1:06 PM]:

The Texas coverage is taking away his easy candy he normally feasts on


Jason Kirk [1:06 PM]:


Ian Boyd [1:04 PM]:

Bell is clearly rattled right now, they need to get him running and loosened up


Jason Kirk [1:04 PM]:

BOOMER SOONER
SOONER BOOMER
BOOMER SOONER

Luke Zimmermann [1:04 PM]:

E.J. Gaines is E.J. Manuel’s lazy, fictional alternative rock persona that plays defensive back.


Mark Ennis [1:04 PM]:

2 9:55
Missouri 14
Georgia guys they found in the parking lot before the game 10

Ian Boyd [1:03 PM]:

@robdougherty1 that’s a good point


Adam Jacobi [1:02 PM]:

Sanford Stadium is kinda quiet right now. Mizzou holds on 3rd down and it’s 14-10 Tigers.


robflattoplefty [1:02 PM]:

Anthony Fera is one of the best kickers in the country, I don’t get it.


Ian Boyd [1:02 PM]:

There isn’t a player on the field for the OU D that won’t always clown Case in the open field


Secretary of Balloon Doggies [1:01 PM]:

Yeah that was wide open, the play call worked except for “Case McCoy lol”


Ian Boyd [1:01 PM]:

You can’t ask Case to make plays in space against this defense


Peter Berkes [1:01 PM]:

Case McCoy is looking good!


jason.morrow19 [1:01 PM]:

Joe Bauserman on the incompletion.


Ian Boyd [1:01 PM]:

Announcer was right, that was a good play by Striker to hurry the throw


Jason Kirk [1:01 PM]:

Texas mostly deploying the game plan everyone called for during the Iowa State game. Mostly.


thermhere [1:01 PM]:

Case McCoy, everybody!


Chekhov’s Spread Gun Option [1:01 PM]:

In hindsight, teaching all of the Pokelehomans “Splash” instead of “Tackle” probably wasn’t the best strategy.


robflattoplefty [1:01 PM]:

“We have the chance to make this a 2 possession game with a kicker who has a big leg but let’s go for it and have Case McCoy throw the ball.”


Mark Ennis [1:00 PM]:

Oh yeah, Case McCoy is your quarterback.


Ian Boyd [1:00 PM]:

Hmmm


Ian Boyd [1:00 PM]:

interesting


Secretary of Balloon Doggies [1:00 PM]:

Gonna say something controversial, Texas should continue to run the ball


Ian Boyd [1:00 PM]:

Texas is beating OU in the trenches today…this is incredible.


Ryan Nanni [12:59 PM]:

@Luke Zimmermann Go Blue.


robflattoplefty [12:59 PM]:

@Nickel Rover 10 more years at $3 million per!


Luke Zimmermann [12:59 PM]:

An actual duck locker room motivational speech would just consist of the duck crapping everywhere.


Ian Boyd [12:58 PM]:

You’ve all just witnessed the first successful Texas draw play on 3rd and long in all of Mack’s history


robflattoplefty [12:57 PM]:

Mike Stoops shoving Dominique Alexander back onto the field gif please.


Adam Jacobi [12:57 PM]:

EJ Gaines down for Mizzou.


Rodger Sherman [12:57 PM]:

@Run Home Jack what in the flying hell


Robert Wheel [12:56 PM]:

I guess the Duke of Wellington didn’t want to pay his troops


Ian Boyd [12:56 PM]:

2000 was actually OU 63-14! Give us our point back!


Ian Boyd [12:56 PM]:

Texas moved speedster Daje Johnson to return punts today, trying to get the ball into his hands however possible


Ryan Nanni [12:56 PM]:


Peter Berkes [12:55 PM]:

Mack Brown’s continental army getting bogged down in Russa, or Kansas, either or really.


Robert Wheel [12:55 PM]:

We all know that Saban is Napoleon. Mack Brown is like that Spanish king who just lied in bed all day


Ryan Nanni [12:54 PM]:

MACK BROWN AS NAPOLEON MUST SCREENGRAB


Mark Ennis [12:53 PM]:

Florida has arrived in Baton Rouge with their good friend Chucky. (from @gatorzonefb).


Secretary of Balloon Doggies [12:53 PM]:

To be fair to UGA they are dealing with an outbreak of leprocy


robflattoplefty [12:53 PM]:

Not sure Georgia has enough dogs in the race to score with Missouri today.


Rodger Sherman [12:53 PM]:

@Mark Ennis LOOK AWAY, MARK


Mark Ennis [12:52 PM]:

UConn has a 127-12 advantage in total yards and is losing to USF.


Rodger Sherman [12:52 PM]:

UGA can score on anybody. They can also be scored on by anybody.


Jason Kirk [12:51 PM]:

2 12:33
Missouri 14
Georgia HIRE BOBO TO COACH DEFENSE

Rodger Sherman [12:51 PM]:

@jokastrength because there is a College Football God and he loves us very much


Charlie Gebow [12:51 PM]:

So this is gonna be a regular thing for Georgia, huh


Rodger Sherman [12:51 PM]:


Secretary of Balloon Doggies [12:51 PM]:

UGA down a td


Ian Boyd [12:51 PM]:

If Texas can stop OU’s run game they have the secondary and pass rush to make hay against Bell, as we’ve seen


Mark Ennis [12:50 PM]:

Blake Bell is a subtle anagram for Bleak Bell.


thermhere [12:50 PM]:

Wasting a time out with a second left in the quarter when OU wasn’t going to get a play run is the most Mack Brown kind of time out.


Ian Boyd [12:49 PM]:

press coverage by Texas here…


ROFLCOPTER16 [12:47 PM]:

@jokastrength 5 FGs for army?


ROFLCOPTER16 [12:47 PM]:

“Former running back who ate his way into the defensive line”


jokastrength [12:46 PM]:

What the fuck… how is Army vs EMU a 15 all tie?


Ian Boyd [12:46 PM]:

Fascinating to watch Texas force OU to earn a win in the Cotton Bowl


Mark Ennis [12:45 PM]:


Brian Floyd [12:45 PM]:


ROFLCOPTER16 [12:45 PM]:

@Clay Wendler YOU ARE MY HERO


Chekhov’s Spread Gun Option [12:44 PM]:

FAT GIF TD


Ian Boyd [12:44 PM]:

Great play by Whaley though


Clay Wendler [12:44 PM]:


Ian Boyd [12:44 PM]:

that WR was going for a 1st down if Bell leads him


Ian Boyd [12:44 PM]:

Here’s something: bad throw by Bell


B1Gcast [12:43 PM]:

:-)


ROFLCOPTER16 [12:43 PM]:

GIF PLEASE I BEG OF YOU


Rodger Sherman [12:42 PM]:

guys, it’s a Fat Former Running Back Touchdown.


Ian Boyd [12:42 PM]:

obviously shocked Bell there


Ian Boyd [12:41 PM]:

We hadn’t run but maybe 1 zone blitz since Greg Robinson took over


Mark Ennis [12:41 PM]:

UConn and USF are currently playing the “AAC Game that doesn’t even matter enough to get the god damn animated first down line of the week”.


Ryan Nanni [12:41 PM]:

I told Dan Rubenstein this the other day, but I think Blake Bell is just Tommy Rees in Hulk form.


ROFLCOPTER16 [12:41 PM]:

GIF ME A GIF OF FAT GUY TOUCHDOWN


ROFLCOPTER16 [12:41 PM]:

I WANT A GIF


vlad3217 [12:41 PM]:

@Nickel Rover It’s close, but not sure if you can conclusively change the spot.


Ian Boyd [12:41 PM]:

probably not, on further review, that’s gonna stand as a Texas TD


Ian Boyd [12:40 PM]:

That may come back to the 1 yard line, or the 6 inch line


Ryan Nanni [12:40 PM]:

Blake Bell is Lennie from Of Mice and Men.


Secretary of Balloon Doggies [12:40 PM]:

Never mind definitely FAT GUY TOUCHDOWN


Ian Boyd [12:40 PM]:

Best play by Texas defense in 2 years


vlad3217 [12:39 PM]:

FAT GUY PICK SIX


thermhere [12:39 PM]:

Is Mykkele pronounced Michael as in Bolton?


Ian Boyd [12:39 PM]:

Wow


Mark Ennis [12:39 PM]:

FAT GUY TOUCHDOWN GOD LOVES US


Rodger Sherman [12:39 PM]:

Texas DEFENSE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!


Secretary of Balloon Doggies [12:39 PM]:

But he’s not fat enough


Ian Boyd [12:39 PM]:

Lots of potential for some physical Yeti runs


vlad3217 [12:39 PM]:

FAT GUY TOUCHDOWN


Spencer Hall [12:39 PM]:

Mizzou with splendid drive ties UGA at 7-7.


Ian Boyd [12:39 PM]:

5-9 Quandre Diggs and 180 pound S Mykkele Thompson


Ian Boyd [12:38 PM]:

Texas has an 8 man front, but the guys on the edge are small


Ian Boyd [12:38 PM]:

Good call by Wescott


Jason Kirk [12:37 PM]:


vlad3217 [12:37 PM]:

@Clay Wendler In my head, I hear him yelling WOOOOOO as he comes through.


wahoocrew [12:37 PM]:

@jokastrength True, but it’s no 2007….yet.


Kim McCauley [12:36 PM]:

JBL is proud of Striker


jokastrength [12:36 PM]:

“They have played some good team; they beat Indiana” 2013 is odd.


Ian Boyd [12:36 PM]:

Thanks Clay…that is tremendous


Robert Wheel [12:36 PM]:

But is a Stone Cold Stunner legal?


Mark Ennis [12:35 PM]:


Mark Ennis [12:35 PM]:

Texas let Oklahoma have that call to keep people from getting suspicious.


Clay Wendler [12:35 PM]:


Ian Boyd [12:35 PM]:

More or less what it would look like if Brock Lesnar clotheslined me


vlad3217 [12:34 PM]:

take 2


Ian Boyd [12:34 PM]:

The response of Case’s body to that hit was fantastic


jokastrength [12:34 PM]:

I wonder if it freaks dogs out to be petted by a much larger upright walking version of themselves.


thermhere [12:34 PM]:

Cyrano de Bergeron


Jason Kirk [12:34 PM]:

That’s the clearest Texas fumble since all of the clear Texas fumbles that were ruled otherwise.


Ian Boyd [12:33 PM]:

Bergeron has been running hard this year but not protecting the ball well


Ian Boyd [12:33 PM]:

That’s a fumble,


Mark Ennis [12:33 PM]:

That looks like a fumble to me. What say you guys?


Ian Boyd [12:32 PM]:

if that wasn’t obvious from the fact that Case is starting


Mark Ennis [12:32 PM]:

Striker is a great name for a defender.


Ian Boyd [12:32 PM]:

It’s worth noting that if Case is hurt we have nothing else at QB


Rodger Sherman [12:32 PM]:

STRIKER


jokastrength [12:32 PM]:

I feel bad for people when it is goal to go on the 1 later in the game.


vlad3217 [12:31 PM]:

@Mark Ennis THEY JUST TRYIN TO SLOW THE GAME DOWN PAWWWWLLLLLLLL


Mark Ennis [12:31 PM]:

Do any of the McCoy kids every close their mouths?


Jordan Schoon [12:31 PM]:

Everyone watching the OU-Texas game is missing out on the running back named Brendan doing football things


Ian Boyd [12:31 PM]:

Ah wow…not that time though…


ROFLCOPTER16 [12:31 PM]:

@Mark Ennis ewwwww


Ian Boyd [12:31 PM]:

The way Texas picked up that OU blitz was pretty impressive, and essential


ROFLCOPTER16 [12:30 PM]:

@vlad3217 *Take


Mark Ennis [12:30 PM]:

Link http://gif.mocksession.com/2013/10/digestive-safety/


Ian Boyd [12:30 PM]:

@ Milk Steak, I have no idea why they do it. Can’t imagine that OU is that hard up for athletes to stock special teams


vlad3217 [12:30 PM]:

@ROFLCOPTER16 Spilly has infiltrated the Texas state fair.


ROFLCOPTER16 [12:30 PM]:

@vlad3217 SHUT UP AND TAME MY MONEY


Mark Ennis [12:30 PM]:

Houston running the new “bend but don’t barf” defense (from bubbaprog again)


ROFLCOPTER16 [12:30 PM]:

@vlad3217 WOULD EAT


vlad3217 [12:29 PM]:

Doritos Cool Ranch Deep Fried Pizza


Secretary of Balloon Doggies [12:29 PM]:

@Nickel Rover Perhaps they don’t trust their cover team or are keeping it scrub filled. Is it especially freshman/walk on filled?


Ryan Nanni [12:29 PM]:

A game where Oklahoma barely squeaks by Texas and everyone says Mack Brown and Bob Stoops are both terrible. That’s what I’m rooting for.


vlad3217 [12:29 PM]:


vlad3217 [12:29 PM]:

BEHOLD


Ian Boyd [12:28 PM]:

We’d better run the ball here on 3rd and 2…


Spencer Hall [12:28 PM]:

It was Aaron Murray, throwing to Aaron Murray after a stellar block by Aaron Murray. UGA 7-0


Rodger Sherman [12:27 PM]:

[UNKNOWN PLAYER] scores for Georgia


Ian Boyd [12:27 PM]:

OU has a consistent strategy this year of kicking it through the end zone, I don’t understand that given the new touchback rules


Mark Ennis [12:27 PM]:

Arkansas goes right down the field for a touchdown against Jouth Clowneyina.


Rodger Sherman [12:27 PM]:

@Mark Ennis I actually think it’s because Michigan State’s end zones are overgrown from disuse and therefore difficult to run on


Rodger Sherman [12:26 PM]:

hey, jadeveon clowney is starting


Spencer Hall [12:26 PM]:

He did the Bridgewater!


Mark Ennis [12:26 PM]:

Link: http://gif.mocksession.com/2013/10/touchdowngoboom/


Mark Ennis [12:26 PM]:

From our good friend Bubbaprog. It appears Indiana is not used to scoring touchdowns.


Rodger Sherman [12:25 PM]:


Jason Kirk [12:25 PM]:

Why didn’t Clowney just park his precious bus at midfield?


Mark Ennis [12:24 PM]:

South Carolina and Arkansas are under way. Arkansas dealing on the opening drive into S. Carolina territory.


Spencer Hall [12:23 PM]:

All that fried fair food does make a ball slippery. Clay drops a sure TD by Bell, forces an OU FG.


Ian Boyd [12:22 PM]:

wow, what did I just say about OU throwing to the RB?


ROFLCOPTER16 [12:22 PM]:

moreso than usual


Mark Ennis [12:22 PM]:

Brutal drop by Clay.


ROFLCOPTER16 [12:22 PM]:

shaggybevo gonna implode today


Ian Boyd [12:22 PM]:

8 man fronts from Texas, priority 1: Stop the run


Luke Zimmermann [12:22 PM]:

Clowney’s wearing a helmet. Yeah, while there are hundreds of thousands starving around the world WITHOUT helmets.


Ian Boyd [12:21 PM]:

That’s a win!


Ian Boyd [12:21 PM]:

@Mark Ennis, hey! We’re just glad their fullback didn’t jump over us again


ROFLCOPTER16 [12:21 PM]:

@Mark Ennis does texas have anything to celebrate about right now?


Mark Ennis [12:21 PM]:

Love the texas defender celebrating making a tackle…eight yards down field.


Mark Ennis [12:20 PM]:

@Spencer Hall Ron English don’t care.


Ian Boyd [12:20 PM]:

Given the speed of the guys Texas has at linebacker today, expect many passes to the RB from OU


jokastrength [12:20 PM]:

Wait, is UGA already down another RB?


Spencer Hall [12:20 PM]:

Eastern Michigan is the first to hit the ocho today! 8-0 over Army.


Ian Boyd [12:19 PM]:

No linebacker on the screen for that initial run by OU…


Secretary of Balloon Doggies [12:19 PM]:

Praise Musberger he called it an end around & not a reverse


jokastrength [12:19 PM]:

Wait so Mark Richt recruited J.J. Green as a DB?


Ian Boyd [12:18 PM]:

This is our first lead in this game since 2009 apparently.


Spencer Hall [12:18 PM]:

This is allegedly what Cool Ranch Doritos Deep Fried Pizza Looks Like: http://assets3.thrillist.com/v1/image/1022456/size/tl-horizontal_main


jokastrength [12:18 PM]:

Did the Indiana RB just do the “Teddy Slide” as a celebration?


Mark Ennis [12:18 PM]:

—Indiana busts a yard TD run on Michigan State to take a 7-0 lead.


Ian Boyd [12:17 PM]:

Meaning: If OU runs it well on this drive, they’re going to score 40+ today


Ian Boyd [12:17 PM]:

The nature of OU’s run game is such that they often improve over the course of the game


Ian Boyd [12:16 PM]:

Essentially, Texas wants to keep the burden off of Case’s shoulders as much as possible


Secretary of Balloon Doggies [12:16 PM]:

@thermhere It’s almost as if Mack Brown is bad at coaching


Ian Boyd [12:16 PM]:

That was a curious play call


thermhere [12:15 PM]:

You’ve been running it great, so sure, wr screen on third down


Ian Boyd [12:14 PM]:

OU’s defense is going to want to tighten the screws on the Texas run game or things could get interesting


jokastrength [12:14 PM]:

was really odd to only see 3 guys on D until the ball was 8 yards down field… then again it worked.


Mark Ennis [12:14 PM]:

Except for that 3rd and 2.


Mark Ennis [12:14 PM]:

This is a genuinely impressive opening drive for Texas.


Ryan Nanni [12:13 PM]:

James Franklin is taking WAY too long to make a decision in the pocket.


Kim McCauley [12:13 PM]:

The Texas offense is like me in NCAA Football dynasty mode in my first season with a horrible team before I can bring in any good recruits.


Spencer Hall [12:13 PM]:


Ian Boyd [12:13 PM]:

This is the most physical Texas drive I’ve seen against OU since…2009 maybe


Luke Zimmermann [12:12 PM]:

Because PAWWWWWWL, that’s why.


jokastrength [12:12 PM]:

Ok.. that was a flag, but why so late?


Ian Boyd [12:12 PM]:

Major coverage bust by OU there, wow


Chris Barnewall [12:12 PM]:

They must have stolen Florida’s playbook.


Ryan Nanni [12:11 PM]:

“Anything deeper than 8 yards is lava!” – the Mizzou offense, apparently


Ian Boyd [12:11 PM]:

I breathed a sigh of relief when there was no one near the ball for either team


Ian Boyd [12:10 PM]:

To show you where a Texas fan’s mindset is right now: Case threw it deep and I braced myself for an INT


Luke Zimmermann [12:10 PM]:

Case McCoy hit that photographer in STRIDE.


Jason Kirk [12:09 PM]:

Man, Texas’ offense looks as good as an Ed Orgeron offense out here!


Ryan Nanni [12:09 PM]:

BOOMER SOONER
BOOMER SOONER
BOOMER SOONER

Ian Boyd [12:09 PM]:

The last thing Texas wants in this game is to have to throw it into OU’s man coverage and blitzes


Ian Boyd [12:08 PM]:

This is the right approach for this game, keep running it Mack.


Ian Boyd [12:08 PM]:

That was mercifully solid


Ian Boyd [12:07 PM]:

First play, please not a bubble screen…


Mark Ennis [12:07 PM]:


Ian Boyd [12:07 PM]:

Yeah


Rodger Sherman [12:06 PM]:

@Nickel Rover my preview of the Texas defense for this game:


Ian Boyd [12:06 PM]:

The offense for Texas: http://www.barkingcarnival.com/2013/10/10/4823934/texas-longhorns-offense-vs-oklahoma-sooners-defense-2013-preview


Oscar Gamble [12:05 PM]:

@Mark Ennis A lot of Mizzou folks will come out of the woodwork against him if he only manages 6-6 this season


Ian Boyd [12:05 PM]:

My preview of Texas defense for this game: http://www.barkingcarnival.com/2013/10/9/4819766/the-2013-red-river-rivalry-texas-longhorns-defense-of-the-oklahoma-sooners-offense-blake-bell


Rodger Sherman [12:04 PM]:

So, Indiana already scored on Michigan State. Could be interesting-ish in the B1G standings if that holds


Mark Ennis [12:04 PM]:

I was convinced gary Pinkel was gone after this year. Probably not, eh?


Ian Boyd [12:04 PM]:

This is one alum ready for another beatdown at the hands of Stoops


Rodger Sherman [12:02 PM]:

this game features Georgia so the final score will be 52-49 and I don’t know who’s going to win.


Ian Boyd [12:02 PM]:

Alright, let’s do this


Clay Wendler [12:01 PM]:


Rodger Sherman [12:01 PM]:

well, yeah, lane.


Jason Kirk [12:00 PM]:

1381593430

Lane Kiffin: ’I’m to blame’

The former USC coach answered questions on Gameday, then broke down some tape.


Rodger Sherman [12:00 PM]:

Lee Corso is the Troll God


Rodger Sherman [11:57 AM]:

and of course, South Florida/UConn AHHHHHH MY BRAIN MY BRAIN IT HURTS


Rodger Sherman [11:57 AM]:

solid noon slate with UGA-Mizzou, not to mention OU-Texas.


Mark Ennis [11:56 AM]:

Good morning, brethren.


Rodger Sherman [11:55 AM]:

LIVE ARE YOU LOOKING


Clay Wendler [11:55 AM]:


Jason Kirk [11:54 AM]:

1 15:00
Bus 1
Clowney 1

Jason Kirk [11:53 AM]:

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