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eightyseven [7:10 PM]:
@quzybuk Chip Kelly, who?
Jason Kirk [7:10 PM]:
Well friends, with Oregon having the big game in hand, it’s about time to close down Live for this Saturday. As always, your overflow thread is right cheer: http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2013/10/12/4832156/open-thread-third-shift
Jason Kirk [7:08 PM]:
| 4 | 7:37 |
| Oregon | Might as well be a billion |
| Washington | Whatever |
Secretary of Balloon Doggies [7:08 PM]:
Thank the sky ferret almost lost to UVA
quzybuk [7:08 PM]:
I think Oregon might be really really good you guys.
quzybuk [7:05 PM]:
What is it with Big 12 coeds and the F word?
Shanacant [7:04 PM]:
Jason Kirk [7:04 PM]:
If Oregon scores here, Helfrich should pull Mariota. Just for old time’s sake.
chuckycrater [7:04 PM]:

Jason Kirk [7:03 PM]:
Luke Zimmermann [7:03 PM]:
Virginia-Maryland is XTRA spicy right now. XFINITY customers can check it out here: http://xfin.tv/ESPNU
jokastrength [7:02 PM]:
aww man I can’t see the end of Maryland/UVA because I live in Georgia.
eightyseven [7:01 PM]:
@Addison Ryan What’s Rutgers’ record again I didn’t get it the first time.
chuckycrater [7:01 PM]:
@quzybuk Madden used to talk about that when he was calling games. I think I’ve seen one coach do it in a real game, ever.
Ian Boyd [7:00 PM]:
Exciting day, I’m pooped. Later folks
Addison Ryan [6:59 PM]:
#3 Clemson's 10 pt win over Boston College (3-3) is clearly more impressive than #7 Louisville's -14 pt loss to 4-2 Rutgers (4-2).
— Loverofthegame (@loverofthegame_) October 12, 2013
quzybuk [6:59 PM]:
@chuckycrater It’s going to be great when a generation raised with football video games graduates to head coaching jobs.
chuckycrater [6:57 PM]:
K-State should be kicking the field goal right now. No one ever does this right.
eightyseven [6:57 PM]:
Can I sign up to be a PAC 12 ref? Looks easy enough.
quzybuk [6:56 PM]:
Ref in Seattle with a senior moment. Classic.
jokastrength [6:56 PM]:
We got a tie game in Atlanta. Who do we think wins? (No hints of who is even playing for you)
chuckycrater [6:56 PM]:
That missed field goal by K-State was a killer.
Mark Ennis [6:55 PM]:
We are heading back to Clemson for #FSUvsCLEM! #GetUp4GameDay pic.twitter.com/pHIHjE9oXd
— College GameDay (@CollegeGameDay) October 12, 2013
Jason Kirk [6:53 PM]:
Alright, back to Fox Sports 1. Ducks only up by a scant 14.
Ian Boyd [6:53 PM]:
You can only hold off the Bear offense by playing keep away for so long…
Ian Boyd [6:53 PM]:
Good effort, KSU
chuckycrater [6:52 PM]:
Annnnnd scene in Manhattan.
Jason Kirk [6:51 PM]:
Get a big defensive stop and grind out the clock. Classic Art Briles football.
Ian Boyd [6:50 PM]:
Throwing with Sams? Just run, young man
Ian Boyd [6:50 PM]:
KSU got too cute by far there
chuckycrater [6:49 PM]:
Oh no, like the first time they asked Sams to make a play in the passing game and he does that.
Ryan Nanni [6:49 PM]:
Just your typical Baylor defensive stand.
ROFLCOPTER16 [6:49 PM]:
baylor wins
quzybuk [6:49 PM]:
Great pick by Baylor.
Jason Kirk [6:48 PM]:
Ian Boyd [6:47 PM]:
The KSU Wildcat hand symbol is indiscernible to me
Jason Kirk [6:47 PM]:
“IT ALL COMES DOWN TO BAYLOR’S DEFENSE” <—— frightening words
Ian Boyd [6:46 PM]:
Another big WR drop by Baylor
wfarr [6:45 PM]:
@ JoshJGT 100% #goacc
Ian Boyd [6:45 PM]:
KSU brings a rare Corner blitz to stuff a Baylor Zone Read, huge
Mark Ennis [6:45 PM]:
baylor/KSu close Oregon/Wash close BC/Clemson close. Great day
JoshJGT [6:44 PM]:
If you punt on 4th and 2 down 10 with 7 minutes left, you should just walk off the field and not come back. That’s giving up on the game to a ridiculous extent.
quzybuk [6:43 PM]:
@Spencer Hall Steve Addazio 4 Florida HC
Spencer Hall [6:43 PM]:
Four losses in less than three years while allowing fewer than 20 points. WILL MUSCHAMP FOOTBALL.
Mark Ennis [6:42 PM]:
As a 90s kid, I just can’t believe this is Florida offensive football now.
Ian Boyd [6:41 PM]:
More on Sams, his vision for interior rush lanes and ability to run through arm tackles is better than many RBs
chuckycrater [6:40 PM]:
Is it “collegekickered” or “collegekickersed”?
Ian Boyd [6:40 PM]:
But KSU just missed what would have been the tying FG
JoshJGT [6:40 PM]:
Kansas State’s kicker just missed a tying field goal. No Werther’s Original for him after this game!
chuckycrater [6:40 PM]:
EMAW just #collegekickered
Jason Kirk [6:40 PM]:
| 4 | 6:55 |
| Baylor | 28 |
| Kansas State | DAWWW |
Ian Boyd [6:39 PM]:
Daniel Sams is a phenomenal QB runner. Maybe the best in the league
Ian Boyd [6:36 PM]:
Standing up Baylor double teams all day isn’t any fun for 70 plays a game
Jason Kirk [6:36 PM]:
Via @UWSBN, uncalled horse collar: 
Ian Boyd [6:36 PM]:
Key to stopping Baylor run, protect your DL by holding the ball
Jason Kirk [6:36 PM]:
Florida-LSU is likely off your channel-flipping list. Tigers take over up 11 with four to go.
Jason Kirk [6:34 PM]:
Weirdly not-that-loud DEATH VALLEY crowd somehow still drawing Florida false starts.
Mark Ennis [6:33 PM]:
Murphy had him, oof.
Oh No Romo [6:32 PM]:
@Jason Kirk I now imagine a world filled with Spencer Hall clones.
Addison Ryan [6:31 PM]:
Reddick has suddenly turned into Gary Nova, minus the interceptions
ROFLCOPTER16 [6:31 PM]:
wtf rettig
ROFLCOPTER16 [6:31 PM]:
lol
Luke Zimmermann [6:31 PM]:
Half time in Happy Valley. Penn State 21-Michigan #28 2013 US News Best National Universities Rankings
Jason Kirk [6:31 PM]:
Jason Kirk [6:31 PM]:
Simply peel off one of those 42-minute North Dakota State drives and secure the upset, K-State. (There are 12 minutes left.)
Jason Kirk [6:29 PM]:
*THAT
Jason Kirk [6:29 PM]:
Art Briles told our own Spencer Hall this summer than Kansas State’s crowd is the toughest in the Big 12. Relevant now!
JoshJGT [6:28 PM]:
BC’s coach, verbatim: “WE GOTTA GET FUCKING GOING!”
Ian Boyd [6:28 PM]:
Tevin Reese 5 balls for 183 yards
Ryan Nanni [6:28 PM]:
Florida’s faking punts. These are truly the end days.
quzybuk [6:27 PM]:
Florida’s punter may be their best QB. Discuss.
eightyseven [6:27 PM]:
Pac refs are great.
chuckycrater [6:26 PM]:
Pac-12 referee looking right at Price getting horse collared from <10 yards away. No flag.
Clay Wendler [6:26 PM]:

Ian Boyd [6:25 PM]:
Baylor nursing a 3 pt lead with 12:57 on the clock, 28-25
wfarr [6:24 PM]:
CLEMTHON GOETH WITH THE THCOOP AND THCORE 
Jason Kirk [6:22 PM]:
Most kickerly tackle attempt of the day by Baylor just now
Gustavo Destro [6:22 PM]:
Taylor Lewan down and being helped into the locker room. Not good for Michigan/teams with high draft picks.
Kim McCauley [6:22 PM]:
Oh, Taylor Lewan is injured. Devin Gardner gon die.
Ian Boyd [6:20 PM]:
Just when Baylor looks down, Reese slips behind a safety
JoshJGT [6:19 PM]:
Boston College is out-Clemsoning Clemson.
Kim McCauley [6:19 PM]:
Boston College’s quarterback appears to be extremely intoxicated
Addison Ryan [6:19 PM]:
BC just Clemson’d
chuckycrater [6:19 PM]:
Uhh, K-State, covering Reese is not optional.
quzybuk [6:18 PM]:
Great joys of fall Saturdays: flipping a channel to a Baylor game just in time to see a player streaking down the field for a TD.
Ryan Nanni [6:18 PM]:
In fairness to Florida’s D, I wouldn’t want to watch the Gator offense either.
Spencer Hall [6:17 PM]:
Mettenberger is limping. This is pretty much Florida’s only accomplishment today: sort of injuring LSU’s quarterback.
eightyseven [6:16 PM]:
@Mark Ennis dat ring makes for a good conductor, that’s for sure.
quzybuk [6:15 PM]:
@Mark Ennis God help us all if Les is able to get his limiters turned off.
Mark Ennis [6:15 PM]:
@Clay Wendler that brain isn’t going to jump start itself.
eightyseven [6:14 PM]:
@Patrick Vint HAM just knocked “socks and sandals” out of third place.
Clay Wendler [6:14 PM]:

Kevol80 [6:13 PM]:
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eightyseven [6:13 PM]:
@Clay Wendler Just checking for lice, man.
Clay Wendler [6:11 PM]:

Jason Kirk [6:11 PM]:
Baylor trails for the first time all year, 25-21. First deficit in the second half since November 10, 2012.
— SB Nation CFB (@SBNationCFB) October 12, 2013
Jason Kirk [6:11 PM]:
@ROFLCOPTER16 All credit to Clay
chuckycrater [6:11 PM]:
Willie Wildcat’s kind of half-assing those push ups.
jokastrength [6:10 PM]:
Les Miles finger in ear . gif
Ian Boyd [6:10 PM]:
That’s not much fun to stop, hard to “get there first with the most” against that formation
Ian Boyd [6:10 PM]:
From an X’s and O’s standpoint, the KSU formation where Sams is paired with Gronk in 2 pt stance…great stuff
Patrick Vint [6:10 PM]:
The Pacific Northwest is known for coffee, flannel, and HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM
Kim McCauley [6:09 PM]:
It’s nice to know that Clemson is, in fact, still Clemson. I was getting worried.
ROFLCOPTER16 [6:09 PM]:
JASON KIRK YOU ARE AMAZING
Ryan Nanni [6:09 PM]:
/run play action pass I’m sorry, Florida Offense doesn’t understand that command.
Clay Wendler [6:09 PM]:

Ian Boyd [6:09 PM]:
Baylor DL is getting the treatment their O usually gives other teams, totally worn out
Spencer Hall [6:09 PM]:
RT @ramzy: Husky Stadium urinals today. Poor Ducks. pic.twitter.com/Pm2pN4d996
— Adam Kramer (@KegsnEggs) October 12, 2013
Mark Ennis [6:08 PM]:
LSU guy just ripped Murphy’s helmet off, no?
Jason Kirk [6:08 PM]:

Ian Boyd [6:08 PM]:
@chuckycrater Yes.
chuckycrater [6:07 PM]:

Ian Boyd [6:07 PM]:
@Patrick Vint Yep, crazy day. I love college football
Patrick Vint [6:06 PM]:
It’s starting to feel like one of THOSE Saturdays, isn’t it?
Addison Ryan [6:05 PM]:
and Clemson picks up the 1st
Addison Ryan [6:05 PM]:
aaaaaaaand BC stops Clemson, 4th and 1 incoming
Charlie Gebow [6:05 PM]:
@chuckycrater Missouri and TAMU, duh… wait….
ayleein [6:04 PM]:
EMAWWWL
chuckycrater [6:04 PM]:
Should anyone in the Big XII be ranked in the top 20?
Mark Ennis [6:04 PM]:
Bill Snyder is a witch.
Ian Boyd [6:03 PM]:
How’d you get on here?
Shaun McCormick [6:02 PM]:
Ian, yes, you do.
ROFLCOPTER16 [6:02 PM]:
BC RB GIF PLEASe
quzybuk [6:02 PM]:
In hindsight, we should’ve known this day would be a bit wonky when Michigan State put up 400 yards and 42 points on offense.
Addison Ryan [6:02 PM]:
BC Imploding
Ian Boyd [6:02 PM]:
Shaun do I know you?
Ian Boyd [6:01 PM]:
crazy
ROFLCOPTER16 [6:01 PM]:
@Nickel Rover best coach in CFB IMNSHO FWIW IYAM
Ian Boyd [6:01 PM]:
Need a GIF of the Petty fumble that bounces into the KSU defender’s chest
Shaun McCormick [6:01 PM]:
Baylor imploding.
Ian Boyd [6:01 PM]:
Full wizardry going on by Snyder…he’s found the one ring…
JoshJGT [6:00 PM]:
@Clay Wendler It’s no Bowden Wank playcall http://gif.mocksession.com/2013/09/bowden-wank/
ROFLCOPTER16 [6:00 PM]:
GIf of andre williams please
robflattoplefty [6:00 PM]:
Why does Zach Zwinak start at RB over Akeel Lynch for PSU? I don’t get BOB at all.
RedmondLonghorn [5:59 PM]:
This is fun
rasvar [5:59 PM]:
Dabo is probably going to be in full meltdown mode soon. But Addazio may just plain spontaneously combust.
Addison Ryan [5:59 PM]:
BC RB just trucked a Clemson LB
robflattoplefty [5:58 PM]:
PSU has been bailed out by some Michigan drops here.
Ryan Nanni [5:58 PM]:
I would sell my firstborn for a blocked punt by Florida here. (Mostly because kids are expensive to raise.)
Jason Kirk [5:58 PM]:
@Clay Wendler BE A FLYIN’ DUDE
vlad3217 [5:57 PM]:
@Clay Wendler #BeADude
Clay Wendler [5:57 PM]:

Mark Ennis [5:55 PM]:
You know. Sometimes Mitt Romney just hangs out in the Grove. Right by my tent. http://t.co/nRZnYTL5co
— R. Brent Johnson (@662RBJ) October 12, 2013
quzybuk [5:55 PM]:
@Jason Kirk Why is Bret Bielema at the Florida-LSU game?
Clay Wendler [5:55 PM]:

josejose50 [5:55 PM]:
@Jason Kirk wait where’s master blaster in the picture?
ROFLCOPTER16 [5:54 PM]:
@Jason Kirk LOL autorec
quzybuk [5:54 PM]:
KState just took their final timeout with 6:54 in the third quarter.
Ian Boyd [5:54 PM]:
Snyder’s doing work
Jason Kirk [5:54 PM]:
By @kevol80: 
Jason Kirk [5:53 PM]:
@Nickel Rover Oh, I thought this was a quiz. Actually, it’s another Gordon — Michael at Arkansas State. Mariota also more, but probably a carries cutoff.
quzybuk [5:53 PM]:
TD KState with a chance to tie pending 2 pt conversion.
vlad3217 [5:53 PM]:
@Rodger Sherman #RIPBaylorOffense
Rodger Sherman [5:52 PM]:
Baylor's first 3 and out of the season.
— OurDailyBears (@OurDailyBears) October 12, 2013
Ian Boyd [5:52 PM]:
It’s not Gordon, the Commissioner has 10.3
vlad3217 [5:52 PM]:
Ryan Nanni [5:52 PM]:
Kudos to you, Man Who Lied To Florida About It Being Illegal To Throw More Than 10 Yards.
JoshJGT [5:52 PM]:
Someone needs to tell Florida that just because their mascot is the Gators doesn’t mean that alligator arms are the proper WR catching mechanics.
Peter Berkes [5:51 PM]:
Is Devin Gardner color blind?
quzybuk [5:51 PM]:
Bill Snyder put on his robe and wizard hat at halftime.
Ian Boyd [5:51 PM]:
How many yards per carry does Lt. Gordon have?
Peter Berkes [5:51 PM]:
Devin Gardner, now with TWO horrible interceptions
Jason Kirk [5:50 PM]:
@Nickel Rover Mr. Gordon?
Ian Boyd [5:50 PM]:
Lache Seastrunk 2nd in the nation with 11.1 yards per carry…who’s no. 1?
Mark Ennis [5:49 PM]:
69 yard touchdown pass by Boston College to retake the lead.
Addison Ryan [5:49 PM]:
also BC Scores on a hail mary
Mark Ennis [5:49 PM]:
Re-Clemsoning!
Addison Ryan [5:49 PM]:
did the color guy in the Clemson game jsut quote the wire?
Peter Berkes [5:48 PM]:
I’m watching PSU-Michigan. This may be a cry for help.
Ian Boyd [5:47 PM]:
When you throw, do it with low risk/high reward deep bombs
Ian Boyd [5:46 PM]:
KSU is demonstrating to Texas their gameplan for the rest of the year. Run the ball, take your time, run the ball again
Mark Ennis [5:46 PM]:
Syracuse has a lead over a power-conference team in the second half for the first time this season. #CuseStats
— Patrick Stevens (@D1scourse) October 12, 2013
Spencer Hall [5:46 PM]:
Mississippi State had 23 first downs on LSU last week. Florida might have ten right now with five minutes left in the third.
Mark Ennis [5:45 PM]:
This is like an inverted Kentucky basketball game in Tuscaloosa. Alabama fans are everywhere already.
— Brett Dawson (@BDawsonRivals) October 12, 2013
quzybuk [5:44 PM]:
Long Clemson TD not negated by illegal formation this time.
chuckycrater [5:44 PM]:
Jason Kirk [5:43 PM]:
Reminder the ACC started promoting FSU-Clemson before Clemson-Boston College, which Clemson still trails. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Skc0KAnQ_6k
quzybuk [5:43 PM]:
Long Clemson TD negated by illegal formation.
Mark Ennis [5:41 PM]:
Aaaaaaaaaah https://t.co/ApA3IJlF9z
— Steven (@akulawolf) October 12, 2013
robflattoplefty [5:41 PM]:
I can’t wait to see this upcoming series of great play calls by BOB
Ryan Nanni [5:41 PM]:
I’m trying to imagine Rex Grossman playing for Will Muschamp and it just all ends in arson.
thermhere [5:39 PM]:
@Nickel Rover applause
thermhere [5:39 PM]:
Please see my earlier post re: TOs because k State just did it again.
Ian Boyd [5:38 PM]:
@Shanacant why would that matter?
Shanacant [5:38 PM]:
Baylor’s KJ Morton forces KSU’s QB Sams to fumble. Injured his throwing arm.
Mark Ennis [5:37 PM]:
Fat guy TD for New Mexico! Wait. That was their QB.
— Rodney Lester (@SanDiegoPoke) October 12, 2013
Mark Ennis [5:36 PM]:
#Mizzou QB James Franklin is expected to be out for at least the next 6 wks, probably longer w a Grade 2 shoulder separation, per source.
— Bruce Feldman (@BFeldmanCBS) October 12, 2013
Clay Wendler [5:36 PM]:

robflattoplefty [5:35 PM]:
@Mark Ennis Kirk Ferentz nods in approval
quzybuk [5:35 PM]:
@Mark Ennis #goacc
thermhere [5:35 PM]:
Losing five yards is not as bad as burning a timeout on 1st and 10 on the plus side of the field with 28 minutes left.
Mark Ennis [5:34 PM]:
Syracuse just punted from NC State's 31 yard line. It was a touchback.
— Steven (@akulawolf) October 12, 2013
Clay Wendler [5:33 PM]:
i really cannot stand listening to matt millen
Ian Boyd [5:33 PM]:
Daniel Sams is on track for a 200 yard day rushing
chuckycrater [5:33 PM]:
@Mark Ennis USF Football: Just The TIp
Mark Ennis [5:33 PM]:
#USF beat #UConn despite not being in red zone all day. Deepest penetration to UConn 26 on game-winning FG drive.
— Joey Johnston (@JJohnstonTBO) October 12, 2013
wfarr [5:32 PM]:
Penn State’s idea of the QB sneak: 
chuckycrater [5:32 PM]:
That Penn State 4th down looked like a called play in Tecmo
Rodger Sherman [5:32 PM]:
All of the urinals at Husky Stadium have little rubber ducks in them today.
— Ramzy Nasrallah (@ramzy) October 12, 2013
eightyseven [5:32 PM]:
@Luke Zimmermann Mighty Ducks flying V formation, kinda.
robflattoplefty [5:31 PM]:
It’s weird being a Penn State fan and not liking Bill O’Brien as a head coach, but his play calling is questionable at best.
Jason Kirk [5:30 PM]:
Unsure what the injury is, but Gators RB Matt Jones is in street clothes on the sideline. Out for the game.
— Jason Lieser (@PBPjasonlieser) October 12, 2013
Luke Zimmermann [5:30 PM]:
The worst 4th-and-1 of all time: 
Spencer Hall [5:28 PM]:
@Rodger Sherman do you know how to post videos to facebook
Rodger Sherman [5:28 PM]:
"I'm looking forward to the next 30 minutes, because the first 30 minutes sucked." HELL YEAH, PAT FITZGERALD.
— Sippin' on Purple (@sippinonpurple) October 12, 2013
Jason Kirk [5:28 PM]:
Mark Ennis [5:28 PM]:
FIU isn’t really good at anything. Including stadium design.
Looking straight ahead from my seat in FIU press box http://t.co/UcyeLWtlO7
— Drew Champlin (@DrewChamplin) October 12, 2013
Ian Boyd [5:28 PM]:
Can we get a Penn St 4th and 1 GIF?
Spencer Hall [5:27 PM]:
What on earth did Penn State just do?
Ian Boyd [5:26 PM]:
@Bill C. Bell injured?
Mark Ennis [5:26 PM]:
There were 2 dimensions? @Ivan_Maisel: Florida RB Matt Jones is done for the day. That takes a dimension away from a two-dimensional offense
— TUG (@UnsportsmanGent) October 12, 2013
Luke Zimmermann [5:26 PM]:
Penn State with maybe the worst 4th-and-1 attempt ever. B1G life, B1G stage, B1G failures.
Bill Connelly [5:25 PM]:
Yeah, uh, Bob? Could you elaborate, please?
Jason Kirk [5:25 PM]:
Little reference to Washington mimicking Oregon, I’d say:
That's how you play uptempo. Byron Marshall, 15 yards to the house #GoDucks #UOvsUW
— Andy McNamara (@McNamaraUO) October 12, 2013
chuckycrater [5:23 PM]:
That drive was pretty easy for Oregon.
Mark Ennis [5:22 PM]:
With 52-7 loss to South Carolina today, Arkansas now 7-12 after Petrino. Louisville 11-8 first 19 games after Petrino then lost 5 straight.
— John Clay (@johnclayiv) October 12, 2013
Spencer Hall [5:21 PM]:
@Luke Zimmermann note that the gap is labeled B1G for reference
Mark Ennis [5:21 PM]:
This makes zero sense.
Jason Kirk [5:21 PM]:
Knee looks okay for Marcus Mariota, by which I mean Washington loses.
Luke Zimmermann [5:21 PM]:
Nice coverage: 
Ryan Nanni [5:20 PM]:
| 1st | 8:19 |
| PENN STATE | 7 |
| WE HAVE ALWAYS BEEN THE FIRST TEAM OF FOOTBALL | 7 |
JL_Reports [5:20 PM]:
@Luke Zimmermann how on earth did i forget this was a thing?
NdotWilson [5:19 PM]:
Currently, flipping back and forth between Ore/Wash and Mich/PSU. Is this what getting the Bends feels like?
vlad3217 [5:19 PM]:
no tweets in replies apparently?
vlad3217 [5:19 PM]:
"I'm looking forward to the next 30 minutes, because the first 30 minutes sucked." HELL YEAH, PAT FITZGERALD.
— Sippin' on Purple (@sippinonpurple) October 12, 2013
vlad3217 [5:19 PM]:
vlad3217 [5:17 PM]:
wfarr [5:17 PM]:
@Eightyseven It’s kind of like the 90s batman suit, but with less nipple
Rodger Sherman [5:17 PM]:
Northwestern is looking awful, but I’m taking a lot of solace in that Michigan score.
Luke Zimmermann [5:16 PM]:
Penn State 7 – Michigan 0: 
eightyseven [5:16 PM]:
@wfarr Are those…rib muscles?
Charlie Gebow [5:16 PM]:
When can we start with the “BRADY HOKE CAN’T WIN WITHOUT RICH-ROD’S PLAYERS” meme? Asking for a friend
Mark Ennis [5:15 PM]:
I can confirm that 34 is the age when you begin to forget if you took a daily pill or not. 34.
wfarr [5:15 PM]:
NSFL maybe
JoshJGT [5:15 PM]:
@wfarr Dude, tag that shit NSFW
wfarr [5:14 PM]:
Long live our Robo Duck overlords: 
Ryan Nanni [5:14 PM]:
| 1st | 9:39 |
| PENN STATE | 7 |
| YOU KNOW IN SOME WAYS WE’RE BETTER THAN AN IVY | 0 |
Gustavo Destro [5:13 PM]:
Devin Gardner throws a horrible pick deep in his own half. So, nothing really has changed since the last time I saw him play.
Jason Kirk [5:12 PM]:
Athletic trainers have Mariota on the training table. Looking at his left leg, best I can tell. Not as a serious a vibe as Huff minutes ago.
— Rob Moseley (@DuckFootball) October 12, 2013
quzybuk [5:12 PM]:
Sometime in the mid 2000’s, Phil Knight finally got around to researching the Replaceable Parts tech.
vlad3217 [5:12 PM]:
That’s 3 given up, not takeaways.
vlad3217 [5:11 PM]:
Wisconsin heads to the locker room leading 21-6, with 3 turnovers so far.
Luke Zimmermann [5:11 PM]:
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Jason Kirk [5:10 PM]:
Starting to think ROBODUCK really was the most fitting mascot for this team.
| 2 | 8:41 |
| Oregon | BLEEP BLORP 14 |
| Washington | 7 |
chuckycrater [5:09 PM]:
Niiiice catch by Addison with like 80% of his body out of bounds.
eightyseven [5:09 PM]:
Jeeeeeezis
JoshJGT [5:08 PM]:
These high snaps are going to be an issue for Oregon sooner or later.
quzybuk [5:08 PM]:
It’s easy to forget how fast Mariota is, or would be if the announcers didn’t mention it every 2 seconds.
Charlie Gebow [5:08 PM]:
Oregon in the Red Zone. Awaiting Replayception II
Jason Kirk [5:07 PM]:
chuckycrater [5:05 PM]:
We’re getting towards you-know-whoing territory
chuckycrater [5:05 PM]:
BC 7, Clemson 3 (half)
Charlie Gebow [5:04 PM]:
@Mark Ennis Get Brian McCann on the case. Different sport, but who wouldn’t want to watch how that goes down?
Mark Ennis [5:03 PM]:
Terrible sliding is apparently a national epidemic
Clay Wendler [5:01 PM]:

Ryan Nanni [5:01 PM]:
That’s “Ray Guy Candidate Tyler Murphy” to you.
Jason Kirk [5:01 PM]:
Tyler Murphy just pooch-punted to the one-yard line. Will Muschamp might try to adopt him right now.
Oh No Romo [5:01 PM]:
Wow, nice pooch punt.
Jason Kirk [5:00 PM]:
Top Oregon WR Josh Huff very in pain on the sideline.
Gophermike [4:59 PM]:
Watching Wisconsin kick around Northwestern makes that Arizona State fiasco even worse. They probably run the table from here out and end up 10-2
Shaun McCormick [4:59 PM]:
Endurance training must really be a concern for Baylor D, considering how fast their O scores, no?
thermhere [4:59 PM]:
Why is K State throwing here?
Ian Boyd [4:59 PM]:
I think Baylor teaches the “push off would-be-tacklers for extra acceleration” move
thermhere [4:58 PM]:
Bryce Petty is 9 of 12 for 249 yds and 2 TDs. At least 2 of the incompletions were drops.
Jason Kirk [4:58 PM]:
Wisconsin now has five rushing plays for 70 yards or more. That's more than any team in the last two full seasons.
— SB Nation CFB (@SBNationCFB) October 12, 2013
Gophermike [4:57 PM]:
I also believe that Baylor is fast and good at playing football
Shaun McCormick [4:56 PM]:
Baylor really should consider merging Track & Field and Football team.
Shanacant [4:56 PM]:
TD Baylor. Antwon Goodley. Love this team.
Ian Boyd [4:56 PM]:
There’s speed and then there’s Baylor
quzybuk [4:55 PM]:
“Oh my!” – Uncle Verne
JL_Reports [4:55 PM]:
@runthedive he’s not feeling the rhythm, that’s for sure, lol
Peter Berkes [4:55 PM]:
EGO DA GOD
Adam Jacobi [4:54 PM]:
Holy Melvin Gordon
Peter Berkes [4:54 PM]:
Errr, kicker
Peter Berkes [4:54 PM]:
LSU’s punter is FEELING IT
quzybuk [4:53 PM]:
@Adam Jacobi They’re totally pulling an NC State.
thermhere [4:53 PM]:
@Nickel Rover yep it’s really impressive.
Adam Jacobi [4:53 PM]:
Um…. Clemson?
Jason Kirk [4:52 PM]:
Washington coaches think of their offense as a manball Oregon, to paraphrase Fox Sports 1.
Ian Boyd [4:51 PM]:
@thermhere also Sams has insane vision and feel for the cutback
Jason Kirk [4:51 PM]:
| 2 | 5:14 |
| Florida | Adversity |
| LSU | 14 |
Bill Connelly [4:51 PM]:
@thermhere That is my favorite description ever. Let us ditch “QB controversy” and “QB platoon” forever.
thermhere [4:50 PM]:
@Shaun McCormick the interior is fine. Force players and backside contain are the problem.
Jason Kirk [4:50 PM]:
LSU’s J.C. Copeland has now knocked off a helmet and lost his helmet at the goal line. He is the most fullback fullback.
thermhere [4:49 PM]:
Craig Bolerjack just described the K State QB situation as a “cohabitation”
Ian Boyd [4:49 PM]:
Daniel Sams is a worthy successor to Collin Klein
Shaun McCormick [4:48 PM]:
KSU exposing dormant holes in Baylor D-Line middle.
eightyseven [4:48 PM]:
@runthedive Who knew, yeah? Despite PAC 12 refereeing.
Jason Kirk [4:47 PM]:
Gophermike [4:46 PM]:
For those of you watching Florida-LSU, we need to create a code word if you are being held against your will
Jason Kirk [4:46 PM]:
| 2 | 4:46 |
| Boston College | 7 |
| Clemson | Clemson meme |
Peter Berkes [4:46 PM]:
Tie game in Seattle. LIFE CAN BE BEAUTIFUL
quzybuk [4:45 PM]:
@Nickel Rover Probably a good time to remember that Bill Snyder is, in fact, a wizard.
Ian Boyd [4:45 PM]:
KSU’s nailing down their Jake Waters/Daniel Sams 2-headed QB deal
Shanacant [4:42 PM]:
@Nickel Rover More room to throw, says Briles.
Peter Berkes [4:42 PM]:
LSU CHICANERY RESULTS IN… incomplete
Rodger Sherman [4:41 PM]:
Northwestern’s offense looks really awful, which is the opposite of how it has looked most of the year.
eightyseven [4:41 PM]:
Never change, Baylor.
Ian Boyd [4:40 PM]:
@thermhere, I wonder if BU just always has vertical options on their routes
thermhere [4:40 PM]:
The timing of Joey Harrington talking about how Kansas State was so successfully keeping everything in front of them so far was pretty impeccable.
Ian Boyd [4:40 PM]:
Baylor loves to throw over the top on Cover-2 defenses
thermhere [4:39 PM]:
@Nickel Rover levels concept with a post behind it
Ryan Nanni [4:39 PM]:
(checks Florida game) I love you, Baylor.
Ian Boyd [4:39 PM]:
93 yard pass from Baylor. Um, coverage bust by KSU
quzybuk [4:38 PM]:
Hey guys, Baylor gonna Baylor.
Peter Berkes [4:38 PM]:
LSU vs. Florida, because someone needs to take two of the most talented rosters in the country and just mash them into each other
Ian Boyd [4:37 PM]:
KSU’s punter Krause is jacked up about pinning Baylor inside the 5 yard line
Luke Zimmermann [4:37 PM]:
As per usual, Jon Bois is our greatest national treasure: 
Peter Berkes [4:37 PM]:
@Gophermike BULLS NOW, BULLS FOREVER
eightyseven [4:36 PM]:
Wisconsin boys at a children’s hospital way to gutshot my ovaries, ABC.
quzybuk [4:36 PM]:
@Rodger Sherman Steve Addazio to USC!
Mark Ennis [4:35 PM]:
Hilarious play by Boston College just now. Run an inside shovel and the QB just bounces it off an offensive lineman and it's intercepted.
— Mark Ennis (@Mengus22) October 12, 2013
Ian Boyd [4:35 PM]:
With Sams in KSU is back to their old tricks. Option left, QB Power right, bootleg left
Gophermike [4:35 PM]:
Buffalo 23- Western Michigan 0 :(
Rodger Sherman [4:35 PM]:
BC up on Clemson. Clemson’s just trying to outdo FSU in terms of going down against BC and coming back
Peter Berkes [4:34 PM]:
Baylor punting makes me really, inconsolably sad
Mark Ennis [4:32 PM]:
Auburn has broken the school-record of 695 yards in a game set against Southwestern Louisiana in 1985 with nearly 10 minutes to go.
— John Zenor (@jzenor) October 12, 2013
Ian Boyd [4:32 PM]:
The B12 is bonkersville this year ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN
Mark Ennis [4:31 PM]:
Abbrederis OUT with a concussion.
— Teddy Greenstein (@TeddyGreenstein) October 12, 2013
Ian Boyd [4:31 PM]:
Upset alert, Baylor is punting again
JL_Reports [4:31 PM]:
Can someone gif Landry’s catch-steal to make me feel better about Mettendrop?
Patrick Vint [4:31 PM]:
We have a third straight replay in Oregon-Washington
quzybuk [4:31 PM]:
MORE REPLAYS
Charlie Gebow [4:30 PM]:
TD Oregon? I sense more replay
Ian Boyd [4:30 PM]:
I hope Mack leaves on this high note, announces retirement at the end of the year
Mark Ennis [4:29 PM]:
Good guy @Lthomas_3 is a good guy pic.twitter.com/40jXdUDVZ8
— The Fighting Gobbler (@Fightin_Gobbler) October 12, 2013
Gophermike [4:29 PM]:
Auburn has 454 yards rushing against Western Carolina with a 14.6 YPC. And there’s 15 minutes left to go.
Luke Zimmermann [4:29 PM]:
Oregon-Washington will just be 3.5 hours of strenuous replays.
Charlie Gebow [4:29 PM]:
@Patrick Vint Touche’
Patrick Vint [4:28 PM]:
@Clefo Pac-12 refs. Getting the right call is catching a break.
Bill Connelly [4:28 PM]:
Um, Zach?
Peter Berkes [4:28 PM]:
VINTAGE Mettenberger
Charlie Gebow [4:28 PM]:
Did Oregon really “Catch a break” when it seemed to be the right call by most observations?
Patrick Vint [4:27 PM]:
TD Ducks
Robert Wheel [4:26 PM]:
@Run Home Jack Again? Still.
quzybuk [4:26 PM]:
Mike Pereira lives no week like its Sark Week.
Ryan Nanni [4:26 PM]:
| 2 | 10:17 |
| BOSTON COLLEGE | 7 |
| INTERIM COACH DABO SWINNEY | 0 |
Ian Boyd [4:25 PM]:
I don’t mind being wrong about that game
Patrick Vint [4:25 PM]:
@Clefo This is a good point
Bill Connelly [4:25 PM]:
@Patrick Vint I’m kind of doing that. If by doing that, you mean “watching TV while sick-as-hell wife naps on you”
Ian Boyd [4:25 PM]:
@Bill :)
Charlie Gebow [4:25 PM]:
@Patrick Vint You say that but, Pac-12 Refs are in this equation
Peter Berkes [4:25 PM]:
Oregon ball. Maybe. I don’t know. Do any of us REALLY know?
Patrick Vint [4:24 PM]:
How is Bill not dousing himself in champagne at the moment?
Bill Connelly [4:24 PM]:
@Nickel Rover HEY IAN! GOOD DAY, YES?
quzybuk [4:24 PM]:
Pig Howard playing for Oregon?
Patrick Vint [4:24 PM]:
Oregon just got hit with a touchback on a touchdown stretch. It’s coming back, though.
Ian Boyd [4:24 PM]:
Hey Bill
Ian Boyd [4:24 PM]:
One of the Baylor WR’s just nearly killed a KSU DB with an open field block
Bill Connelly [4:24 PM]:
K-State defender just got SMOKED on a block…
JL_Reports [4:23 PM]:
A 3-and-out? Did Chavis finally finish dusting off the old defensive schemes?
Gophermike [4:23 PM]:
Gus Johnson is excited. Then again he was also excited that catering brought roast beef.
quzybuk [4:23 PM]:
Washington D tackled itself.
Patrick Vint [4:22 PM]:
Oregon’s offense isn’t Chip Kelly fast. TV has time to run replays.
Mark Ennis [4:22 PM]:
@Rodger Sherman You watch games like me.
Rodger Sherman [4:21 PM]:
i’m gnawing at stuff
Rodger Sherman [4:21 PM]:
@Gophermike I’M NOT SURE MINNESOTA IS VERY GOOD, JERK
Mark Ennis [4:20 PM]:
Mariota with the Teddy-slide.
JL_Reports [4:20 PM]:
If there ever was an LSU-Florida game destined to lead to a fight this one’s it, as I have been saying since like 2007
Mark Ennis [4:19 PM]:
Clemson has fumbled three time in the first 18 minutes. Only lost one, however.
Spencer Hall [4:19 PM]:
Zach Mettenberger shoving a DB. That’s gonna end well.
Gophermike [4:18 PM]:
@Luke Zimmermann I’m not sure if Northwestern is very good, but they are fun to watch
Rodger Sherman [4:17 PM]:
| 2 | 15:00 |
| wisconsin | 7 |
| rodger dying | rodger dying |
Luke Zimmermann [4:17 PM]:
Meanwhile, in Madison: 
Mark Ennis [4:17 PM]:
Hope everyone is ready for Bud Elliott’s head to expand to Saturn size when FSU mauls Clemson.
Ian Boyd [4:16 PM]:
KSU ties the game at 7 to start the 2nd half. That’s right, Baylor only has 7 points after a quarter of play.
Gophermike [4:16 PM]:
@Mark Ennis I know but still.
Mark Ennis [4:15 PM]:
@Gophermike BC did this to Florida State for a half, too.
Gophermike [4:14 PM]:
Boston College leading 7-0 in the 2nd quarter? Wat.
Ryan Nanni [4:14 PM]:
THEM LSU LINEMEN CHEATIN’ PAWL
Peter Berkes [4:14 PM]:
JC Copeland, warrior poet
robert guiscard [4:14 PM]:
“Seven is better than two threes. Didya know that?”
Jason Kirk [4:14 PM]:
| 2 | 14:56 |
| Florida | I DON’T SPEAK GEAUX |
| LSU | 7 |
robert guiscard [4:13 PM]:
Steve Spurrier, on going for it on 4th down:
Peter Berkes [4:13 PM]:
I could write a poem about the way that Florida helmet flew off during that play
Patrick Vint [4:12 PM]:
Washington with a big stop on 4th and 4. Dropped touchdown pass on 2nd down was huge.
Jason Kirk [4:12 PM]:
@vlad3217 okay there we go
eightyseven [4:12 PM]:
@Gophermike I live in the PNW and I didn’t even know they were playing.
Mark Ennis [4:12 PM]:
After dropping the touchdown, Oregon is stopped on 4th and 5.
Peter Berkes [4:12 PM]:
Hooooo boy, Washington just stood Oregon up on 4th down
Ryan Nanni [4:10 PM]:
Oregon just had the dumbest drop I’ve ever seen.
Mark Ennis [4:10 PM]:
Oh lord Oregon just dropped a sure touchdown
vlad3217 [4:08 PM]:
It’s not like I’m suggesting you watch Clemson/BC
vlad3217 [4:08 PM]:
:( UW/NW isn’t an option on the poll/question/header
Mark Ennis [4:08 PM]:
Riggs with the rare horsecollar-pass interference.
Charlie Gebow [4:07 PM]:
@Gophermike It is a Gus game, though, so there’s some awareness
vlad3217 [4:07 PM]:
@Gophermike #SEC 
Gophermike [4:06 PM]:
Why isn’t Oregon-Washington getting more pub? I don’t get it. LSU-Florida is the annointed game of the week, but Oregon-Washington is both more important, and likely more entertaining. Yet it’s on Fox Sports1. No entiendo.
Mark Ennis [4:06 PM]:
No DAT to start for Oregon.
— Adam Jude (@A_Jude) October 12, 2013
Spencer Hall [4:06 PM]:
And Florida gets a roughing the passer penalty because Florida
Jason Kirk [4:06 PM]:
@eightyseven Oregon-Washington is on now, if you like entertainment.
Ian Boyd [4:05 PM]:
BU is getting a different Daniel Sams than Texas got
Ryan Nanni [4:05 PM]:
This marks the 5,678th straight game with a stupid Florida personal foul.
Ian Boyd [4:05 PM]:
Just reached a Baylor watching party, they punted. Bizarre
Mark Ennis [4:05 PM]:
Mettenberger looks like an NFL caliber QB now.
eightyseven [4:05 PM]:
eightyseven [4:05 PM]:
I don’t know what game to watch.
Jason Kirk [4:05 PM]:
“Welcome to football 2013,” says Uncle Gary. Welcome, Gary!
JL_Reports [4:04 PM]:
someone should teach LSU that just because their D doesn’t really tackle, doesn’t mean other teams defenses don’t know how to
vlad3217 [4:03 PM]:
run run run run run HUGE PLAY ACTION PASS
Rodger Sherman [4:02 PM]:
this northwestern-wisconsin game is real weird
Mark Ennis [4:02 PM]:
baylor just went three and out
Kate Morrison [4:02 PM]:
I’m not sure what Baylor just did. The kicky-ball-thing.
Jason Kirk [4:00 PM]:
Florida will now sit on that ball until a baby bird claws out of it.
vlad3217 [4:00 PM]:
Mark Ennis [3:59 PM]:
Florida leads 3-0 and will not attempt another god damn pass the rest of the game.
Jason Kirk [3:59 PM]:
| 1 | 4:35 |
| Florida | CALL THE GAME I SAW LIGHTNING |
| LSU | 0 |
Rodger Sherman [3:59 PM]:
@Run Home Jack there needs to be a twitter account that updates me on whether or not top gun is on netflix every day
Jason Kirk [3:58 PM]:
Tyler Murphy slides much better than Teddy Bridgewater!
Spencer Hall [3:57 PM]:
I’m still recovering from Tyler Murphy making a pass with an LSU defender on his leg like a pitbull
Peter Berkes [3:56 PM]:
@chuckycrater He actually just fabreezes
Mark Ennis [3:56 PM]:
Arkansas is the anti-Baylor
How in the world do you run 37 plays in 60 minutes? Hard to believe, yet here's Arkansas: pic.twitter.com/t8lkLraUed
— Paul Myerberg (@PaulMyerberg) October 12, 2013
Mark Ennis [3:55 PM]:
Pinkel says Franklin almost certainly not back next week. "May be him for a while" regarding Maty Mauk.
— Gabe DeArmond (@GabeDeArmond) October 12, 2013
chuckycrater [3:55 PM]:
Does Bill Snyder wear that purple windbreaker everywhere? Like, does he shower in it?
Peter Berkes [3:55 PM]:
@Run Home Jack I thought you said I was the original gator hater, daddy
Ryan Nanni [3:54 PM]:
@runthedive HEY SHUT UP (also Top Gun is on Netflix)
Mark Ennis [3:54 PM]:
K-State is moving slowly down the field and bleeding the first quarter away.
Peter Berkes [3:53 PM]:
Also, maybe people just don’t like seeing Florida play football
Peter Berkes [3:53 PM]:
Y’all see those empty seats in Baton Rouge? This economy smh
Mark Ennis [3:53 PM]:
@chuckycrater by all accounts and my own experience, Flood isn’t near the dickface Schiano is.
chuckycrater [3:51 PM]:
@Gophermike First branch of the Schiano NFL coaching tree? He was the Bucs’ WR coach last year.
Gophermike [3:50 PM]:
@chuckycrater Funny, but that would be Kyle Flood
chuckycrater [3:49 PM]:
P.J. Fleck is the first branch of the Greg Schiano coaching tree.
Robert Wheel [3:48 PM]:
Re: Fleck
Spencer Hall [3:46 PM]:
4th and 32 is just when you don’t expect Les Miles to fake punt.
Gophermike [3:46 PM]:
Buffalo leads Western Michigan 6-0 at the half. Keep rowing, P.J.
thermhere [3:45 PM]:
The Baylor scoring computer is a little slow today. It took 4 and a half minutes to score.
chuckycrater [3:45 PM]:
Took Baylor over 4 minutes of game time to score. OVERRATED
Ian Boyd [3:44 PM]:
Moving locations, be back with thoughts on LSU-Florida and Baylor-KSU
vlad3217 [3:44 PM]:
Chris Borland saves the day, NW has to settle for a FG
Robert Wheel [3:43 PM]:
UVA recovers a fumble recovery inside the 20, goes 3 and out, field goal. Feels right.
Mark Ennis [3:41 PM]:
Hatin’ Ass Spurrier!
Spurrier: "I do feel badly for Arkansas. That’s no fun getting your butt beat at home, homecoming and all that."
— Josh Kendall (@JoshatTheState) October 12, 2013
Mark Ennis [3:41 PM]:
According to Greg Auman, USF has won two straight games without scoring an offensive touchdown.
Mark Ennis [3:40 PM]:
USF is tied for first place in the AAC.
vlad3217 [3:40 PM]:
And already a turnover for both NW and UW
chuckycrater [3:39 PM]:
USF: 2-0 in the American
ColinFlowers [3:39 PM]:
The Mack Brown wet t-shirt contest is in your nightmares
Clay Wendler [3:38 PM]:

Peter Berkes [3:37 PM]:
@chuckycrater ALREADY DID
seaboard [3:37 PM]:
Well, shoot, Mizzou should be in the top 10 now
Ian Boyd [3:37 PM]:
Great job by Texas OL, been more physical every game since a lackluster start against NM St.
Ian Boyd [3:36 PM]:
Great game by Case McCoy, fantastic job by Mack and Major setting him up for success
chuckycrater [3:36 PM]:
Let’s all go buy Saban2014 shirts and wear them ironically.
Rodger Sherman [3:35 PM]:
LET’S GO CATS,
Ian Boyd [3:35 PM]:
Texas douses Mack with the gatorade bath, we won 2013!!!!
vlad3217 [3:35 PM]:
‘s one of the more thorough water cooler showers I’ve seen
vlad3217 [3:34 PM]:
Gotta say, that
Ian Boyd [3:33 PM]:
Break out game for Texas RB Jonathan Gray. 100 yards in a physical pounding of the hated Sooners
Mark Ennis [3:33 PM]:
Student section at Georgia State’s homecoming game today 
Secretary of Balloon Doggies [3:33 PM]:
Maryland game is already going better than last week. Not losing yet
chuckycrater [3:32 PM]:
South Carolina ran 89 plays and held the ball for 43:25. Arkansas ran 37 plays.
Mark Seymour [3:32 PM]:
SIC ’EM, BEARS.
Ian Boyd [3:32 PM]:
Longhorns finishing the game by running Power down OU’s throat. Sooners missed NT Phillips and LB Nelson bad
jokastrength [3:31 PM]:
@spencer hall first or second term?
Jason Kirk [3:31 PM]:
Spencer Hall [3:30 PM]:
Murray throws his second and likely final INT, and Mizzou beats a ranked team on the road for the first time since THE REAGAN ADMINISTRATION.
Charlie Gebow [3:30 PM]:
So we have learned this season if you throw Aaron Murray into a Tiger pit, he has a 1 and 3 chance of surviving
eightyseven [3:30 PM]:
I want all the picks and drop passes you have, Murray.
Gophermike [3:30 PM]:
Murray is having a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day
chuckycrater [3:29 PM]:
Michigan State scored 42 points in a sanctioned football game.
Ian Boyd [3:28 PM]:
Texas came out today and beat up OU in the trenches, who knew they had it in ’em?
Gophermike [3:28 PM]:
Gotta think Missouri is in the top 15 and Georgia is out of it, but it’ll be interesting to see how much for each team
chuckycrater [3:27 PM]:
@robdougherty1 Even if McCombs was averaging 1 yard a carry, no one in this game should throw 3 straight times
Gophermike [3:27 PM]:
So how far does Georgia fall? How much does Missouri rise?
eightyseven [3:27 PM]:
Guy friend is at Athens at the game and has only been texting expletives and button mashing.
Ryan Nanni [3:26 PM]:
4th and 13 and you’ve got Blake Bell and oh god boils boils everywhere
robflattoplefty [3:26 PM]:
UConn, you are averaging 8 yards a carry with McCombs, why are you passing three straight times only down a FG with 4 minutes left?
Mark Ennis [3:25 PM]:
Safe to say South Carolina’s defense is way way better with Clowney in the game?
Rodger Sherman [3:25 PM]:
this would be the first loss by a top 10 team to a team below no. 15, right?
CyHawk [3:25 PM]:
ISU has 217 yards to Texas Tech’s 550, is still within one score.
robflattoplefty [3:25 PM]:
That seemed like PI.
eightyseven [3:25 PM]:
missed fg again come on now boy
Spencer Hall [3:25 PM]:
Georgia is now down 41-26 to Mizzou because the SEC East is about everyone confirming everyone else’s worst fears.
Jason Kirk [3:24 PM]:
HENRY JOSEY LIVES
chuckycrater [3:24 PM]:
MIZZOU JUST STEPPED ON THEIR FACE WITH A HOB NAIL BOOT AND
robflattoplefty [3:24 PM]:
BALL GAME in Athens
Gophermike [3:23 PM]:
Bye bye Georgia
Dan Burleson [3:23 PM]:
@chuckycrater It’s like everybody hates Bert or something…
JL_Reports [3:22 PM]:
@Connor Tapp it’s like the exact opposite of the Missouri game
chuckycrater [3:22 PM]:
Top shelf hatin’ today by Hatin’ Ass Spurrier.
robert guiscard [3:22 PM]:
Spurrier just went for it, 4 and 2, in the red zone, up 45-7.
Connor Tapp [3:21 PM]:
Spurrier outchea going for it on fourth down up 45-7
Charlie Gebow [3:21 PM]:
That little kick he did with both legs on the ground. A nice button to despair by Murray
Ryan Nanni [3:21 PM]:
| FIRE | BOBO |
| RUN | THE |
| DANG | BALL |
chuckycrater [3:21 PM]:
REALLY late hit by Missouri. No call.
Mark Ennis [3:21 PM]:
Errant Murray
— Blake Eddins (@_BlakeEddins) October 12, 2013
robflattoplefty [3:20 PM]:
OU may not be out of this one…
Oh No Romo [3:20 PM]:
Wow, Murray interception
eightyseven [3:20 PM]:
ruh roh
jokastrength [3:20 PM]:
oh.. well that went about as poorly as possible.
chuckycrater [3:20 PM]:
Oh, Aaron Murray.
robflattoplefty [3:20 PM]:
@Mark Ennis And USF just dropped a wide open TD pass to take an insurmountable 17-10 lead.
Mark Ennis [3:19 PM]:
USF and UConn Qbs are currently 19 of 58
chuckycrater [3:19 PM]:
ESPN just put up a score side graphic where neither Oklahoma’s or Texas’s score was correct.
chuckycrater [3:18 PM]:
@jokastrength It should be. Like when the ball gets stuck in your glove so you throw the glove to first for the out.
jokastrength [3:17 PM]:
If you catch a guy in the air who catches the ball… can’t we call that an INT?
Ian Boyd [3:16 PM]:
Anyone else going to watch Baylor vs KSU?
eightyseven [3:14 PM]:
@Rodger Sherman Or request some Katy.
Rodger Sherman [3:14 PM]:
eaaaaaaasy roughing the passer call for a MIZ first.
Ian Boyd [3:14 PM]:
He’s going to be special
Ian Boyd [3:14 PM]:
Jonathan Gray just made in insane cut on an outside zone
Dan Burleson [3:13 PM]:
#LunchFailDefense
Mark Ennis [3:13 PM]:
RT @FollowtheFrogs: It's one-score game here. You can cut the tension with a knife. pic.twitter.com/wikQjDPzmE
— Adam Kramer (@KegsnEggs) October 12, 2013
robert guiscard [3:13 PM]:
WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING….. SPURRIER CONTROLS THE WEATHER
Mark Ennis [3:13 PM]:
@Spencer Hall well, I don’t think that’s allowed.
Spencer Hall [3:12 PM]:

Rodger Sherman [3:12 PM]:
my neighbor is playing the ukelele. permission to kill?
JL_Reports [3:11 PM]:
@Run Home Jack in theory, yes. considering i’ve watched LSU this year, no
Rodger Sherman [3:11 PM]:
Texas Tech scores to go up two TD’s. /fake gun celebration
Secretary of Balloon Doggies [3:11 PM]:
@Run Home Jack You have to remember Mizzou hasn’t been in the SEC long enough to abandon defense like the older shcools
Ryan Nanni [3:10 PM]:
Is it weird to anyone else that Mizzou is getting much better pressure than LSU did?
jokastrength [3:09 PM]:
Man.. #6 tired to tackle the guy.
Ian Boyd [3:09 PM]:
@robdougherty1 Indeed, why?
robflattoplefty [3:08 PM]:
That was reminiscent of the Eli to DaMarcus Ware interception in Week 1 this year.
Clay Wendler [3:08 PM]:

eightyseven [3:08 PM]:
@Nickel Rover I prefer big-boned
Jason Kirk [3:08 PM]:
@robdougherty1 An eternal question.
robflattoplefty [3:08 PM]:
Why did Texas throw the ball?
Pete Volk [3:07 PM]:
#Terps quarterback C.J. Brown is OUT for today's game against UVA. Caleb Rowe will start – http://t.co/G7bVHNzK8M
— Testudo Times (@testudotimes) October 12, 2013
Ian Boyd [3:07 PM]:
Pick six by OU DE, Geneo Grissom
Ian Boyd [3:07 PM]:
Not-that-fat a man TD again
robflattoplefty [3:07 PM]:
UConn is up in yards 310-151 now, still 10-10
Ian Boyd [3:06 PM]:
Oh no…
Ian Boyd [3:06 PM]:
Mike Davis nearly just kicked Bobby while he was down
Spencer Hall [3:05 PM]:
And Mizzou misses the extra point, thus keeping this a one score game with the conversion because this is Mizzou, and is therefore cursed.
Dan Burleson [3:05 PM]:
Missouri is initiating the Edsall Protocol for backup QBs.
robflattoplefty [3:05 PM]:
Maybe the RB should’ve kicked the XP too.
EastBayBias [3:05 PM]:
what a catch. unbelievable no PI flag thrown
Charlie Gebow [3:05 PM]:
College Kickers!
Rodger Sherman [3:05 PM]:
and they shank the extra point!
jokastrength [3:05 PM]:
so this game has gone full WTF
Ian Boyd [3:05 PM]:
Didn’t Georgia see that coming?
robflattoplefty [3:05 PM]:
wut
chuckycrater [3:05 PM]:
And then Mizzou bricks the PAT so it’s still one possession,
eightyseven [3:05 PM]:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Spencer Hall [3:05 PM]:
@Jason Kirk Just subcontract your quarterbacking to several different firms
eightyseven [3:04 PM]:
(f me)
Jason Kirk [3:04 PM]:
If your QB gets hurt, simply have your RB throw it! Some abominable pass coverage by Georgia.
eightyseven [3:04 PM]:
double passes do work
Gophermike [3:04 PM]:
Dat RB pass…
Rodger Sherman [3:04 PM]:
WHAT THE HELL MIZZOU DOUBLE PASS FOR A HUGE TD
robflattoplefty [3:04 PM]:
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
chuckycrater [3:04 PM]:
WHAT A PLAY BY MISSOURI
jokastrength [3:04 PM]:
furk
Mark Ennis [3:04 PM]:
MISSOURI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pete Volk [3:03 PM]:
Army RB Terry Baggett has 18 rushes for 304 yards and four touchdowns and the game isn’t over yet
Spencer Hall [3:03 PM]:
@jokastrength spelled differently
jokastrength [3:02 PM]:
Wait.. is this Mauk not at all related to LSU QB right?
Rodger Sherman [3:02 PM]:
Backup QB gets the first down on a designed run! Mizzou-Georgia is a game!
Spencer Hall [3:02 PM]:
James Franklin headed to the locker room in Athens.
Ian Boyd [3:01 PM]:
Texas beating OU with Zone Blitzes, somewhere Manny Diaz is scowling
Rodger Sherman [3:01 PM]:
oh crap, james franklin out
eightyseven [3:01 PM]:
@Nickel Rover Five minutes, tops?
jokastrength [3:00 PM]:
@Roger Sherman Bill is furiously checking formulas in excel and muttering that “this doesn’t add up”
chuckycrater [2:59 PM]:
I want to apologize to Skip Holtz. He was right to burn Bobby Eveld’s redshirt last year. Gets him out of here a year faster.
Ian Boyd [2:59 PM]:
I feel like I put more thought into my previews than OU did into their gameplan today
robflattoplefty [2:58 PM]:
Lyle McCombs is averaging 8.6 yards per carry but sure, Tim Boyle pass on 1st down.
Robert Wheel [2:58 PM]:
@Mark Ennis You know a game is bad when it’s not even the best thing going on in East Hartford that day
robflattoplefty [2:57 PM]:
@Oh No Romo Not with UConn converting 3rd and 11s!
Rodger Sherman [2:57 PM]:
HUGE pass for James Franklin for a first down. BTW has anybody seen bill connelly
Oh No Romo [2:57 PM]:
@robdougherty1 That should be enough for them to beat UConn.
robflattoplefty [2:55 PM]:
Bobby Eveld is sporting a stout 2.8 yards per attempt today against UConn.
Ryan Nanni [2:55 PM]:
By my count, Mizzou has 44 yards of offense since it went up 28-10. #MIZZvsUGA
— David Ching (@ESPNChing) October 12, 2013
Mark Ennis [2:55 PM]:
Missouri has 36 total yards in the second half.
Gophermike [2:55 PM]:
USF and UCONN will end with Amos Alonzo Stagg committing suicide.
Rodger Sherman [2:54 PM]:
I feel like if Mizzou doesn’t pick up this third and 9, the game is over.
Mark Ennis [2:53 PM]:
@Bobby B. Wheel I’ve supplied multiple USF-UConn updates, so the room has been softened up.
eightyseven [2:53 PM]:
Needs more McConaughey.
Ian Boyd [2:52 PM]:
Incidentally, the last time Texas beat OU
Ian Boyd [2:52 PM]:
This is the worst game by an OU QB in the cotton bowl since Landry took over for Bradford
Pete Volk [2:52 PM]:
@Bobby B. Wheel Mr. Wheel, I’ve already got that duty and am in the press box
Robert Wheel [2:51 PM]:
I WILL be updating this room on UVA-MD until my ransom demands are met
Pete Volk [2:50 PM]:
Meanwhile, in College Park –
Both teams warming up. 45 kins till kickoff. #MDvUVA pic.twitter.com/jtcHoAUt43
— Testudo Times (@testudotimes) October 12, 2013
Oh No Romo [2:49 PM]:
Gary Pinkel drastically searches for the SuperSim button.
Jason Kirk [2:49 PM]:
| 4 | 12:15 |
| Missouri | 28 |
| Aaron Murray | 26 |
Gophermike [2:49 PM]:
I wanted to live in a world where Missouri could beat Georgia, but I knew it was too good to be true
Clay Wendler [2:48 PM]:

Mark Ennis [2:48 PM]:
Aw man this is beautiful football
— Kevin Durant (@KDTrey5) October 12, 2013
Mark Ennis [2:48 PM]:
Love Brent calling the 4th quarter the money quarter.
robflattoplefty [2:47 PM]:
This also isn’t nearly a fluke like Miami’s upset win over Florida, Texas has just been better than OU from the jump.
Ian Boyd [2:47 PM]:
Case McCoy beats OU deep again, just…unbelievable.
robflattoplefty [2:46 PM]:
@Gophermike It’s just stunning that they could be this good against OU but give up 50000 rushing yards to BYU
Ian Boyd [2:46 PM]:
@robdougherty1 This kind of effort is atypical of the team over the last few years.
Gophermike [2:45 PM]:
@robdougherty1 They aren’t good?
robflattoplefty [2:44 PM]:
How the hell did Texas get slaughtered by BYU?
Mark Ennis [2:44 PM]:
From shaggybevo 
Mark Ennis [2:43 PM]:
dare i say… #BEATEMDOWN???
— Bomani Jones (@bomani_jones) October 12, 2013
Ryan Nanni [2:43 PM]:
Spurrier’s about to ship ten of those points to Gary Pinkel.
Secretary of Balloon Doggies [2:43 PM]:
This might happen
robert guiscard [2:42 PM]:
Connor Shaw is really underrated.
Rodger Sherman [2:42 PM]:

Oh No Romo [2:42 PM]:
Meanwhile, at USF-UConn, QBs Bobby Eveld and Tim Boyle are a combined 12 of 41 for 134 yards and an INT.
— Paul Myerberg (@PaulMyerberg) October 12, 2013
Mark Ennis [2:42 PM]:
The skip holtz era and its residue has gotten to our USF blog
ALL WE DO IS PUNT PUNT PUNT NO MATTER WHAT… GOT THIRD AND LONG FROM DEEP WE CAN NEVER GET ENOUGH… #USF
— Collin Sherwin (@USFCollin) October 12, 2013
Ian Boyd [2:41 PM]:
Texas fans are booing but there’s no way Aaron Colvin is the designated “fall down and pretend to be hurt” guy for OU
Rodger Sherman [2:40 PM]:
UGA is moving the ball and the crowd is JACKED.
Mark Ennis [2:40 PM]:
Due to lightning within 8 miles, TV has pulled cameras per TV policy. NCAA policy is within 6 miles.
— MemphisTigerNetwork (@TigersMedia) October 12, 2013
Ian Boyd [2:39 PM]:
The Sooners have figured out the Texas run game in the wrong half
Luke Zimmermann [2:39 PM]:

Ian Boyd [2:39 PM]:
Gabe Lynn just made a rivalry game hit
Gophermike [2:39 PM]:
Gophermike [2:38 PM]:
If Mack Brown doesn’t play this at his press conference I’ll be disappointed:
Luke Zimmermann [2:38 PM]:
In the Houston game, ESPNEWS has just started showing ESPN Goal Line instead, due to lightning 8 miles from the game. Not close enough to stop the game but….
robflattoplefty [2:38 PM]:
UConn is leading USF in yards 237-143 and it’s 10-10.
Mark Ennis [2:37 PM]:
Every Texas paper should run a “HELLO” headline with a big smiling Mack Brown picture tomorrow.
Gophermike [2:36 PM]:
@Spencer Hall Spurrier is the Bill Cosby of college football; everyone has an impression
Ian Boyd [2:36 PM]:
Case McCoy throws an INT off his back foot…wait that was the OU QB!
chuckycrater [2:36 PM]:
You all watching Texas-OU when USF-UConn is the Spike Factor Game of the Year.
Rodger Sherman [2:36 PM]:
hey, let’s all get our TV’s back to Mizzou-UGA. 28-20, Missouri with the ball
Spencer Hall [2:35 PM]:
Rece Davis just did what you would do, which is talk like Steve Spurrier on air as much as he could.
robflattoplefty [2:35 PM]:
I hope the ol’ ball coach runs it up against Bielema.
Ian Boyd [2:34 PM]:
Phillips is out for Texas, that’s pretty rough
Ian Boyd [2:33 PM]:
@Rodger Sherman that was hilarious
Mark Ennis [2:33 PM]:
#nsfw
Carolina consuming clock in huge, greedy gulps.
— G&B Attack (@GABAttack) October 12, 2013
Secretary of Balloon Doggies [2:33 PM]:
per bubbaprog 
Ryan Nanni [2:33 PM]:
“And that’s why he wasn’t the starter Week 1.” – Bob Stoops, when asked about Blake Bell postgame
Rodger Sherman [2:33 PM]:
@Clay Wendler great angle by the punter
Ian Boyd [2:32 PM]:
No need for Case to throw again today. Just run clock.
Mark Ennis [2:32 PM]:
Virginia Tech has sacked Tom Savage eight times in the first three quarters.
Luke Zimmermann [2:32 PM]:
Got a game in Athens again, y’all.
Gophermike [2:31 PM]:
Missouri clearly has no idea what the line of scrimmage is
Clay Wendler [2:31 PM]:

Ian Boyd [2:31 PM]:
The way Texas has been running the ball today it’ll be hard to let this one go
robflattoplefty [2:30 PM]:
I feel pretty comfortable saying this, a healthy UGA offense beats Missouri.
robert guiscard [2:30 PM]:
Is Mike Davis better than Marcus Lattimore?
Secretary of Balloon Doggies [2:30 PM]:
Apparently it was #50 for OU who threw a punch
Jason Kirk [2:30 PM]:

Mark Ennis [2:29 PM]:
Secretary of Balloon Doggies [2:29 PM]:
Bob Stoops will go to any lengths to keep Mack Brown at Texas
Ian Boyd [2:29 PM]:
We moved Daje Johnson to punt returner for this game. I’m betting he stays there now
CyHawk [2:28 PM]:
Bob Stoops knows that just because they’re playing at the Cotton Bowl, it’s not an actual Bowl Game right?
jokastrength [2:27 PM]:
another late flag in the UGA game… maybe the pants are different for the refs today?
Jason Kirk [2:27 PM]:
| 3 | 7:22 |
| Oklahoma | 13 |
| Texas | $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ |
Rodger Sherman [2:27 PM]:
love the punt return touchdown -—→ blocked XP special teams combo
robflattoplefty [2:27 PM]:
@Milk Steak He’s just ramped up for Bradley/Marquez earlier. Good footballing.
Secretary of Balloon Doggies [2:27 PM]:
Did anyone else see an Oklahoma punch on a midfield block?
Kate Morrison [2:26 PM]:
texas. what.
Mark Ennis [2:26 PM]:
THE EYES OF TEXAS ARE UPON YOUR END ZONE
robflattoplefty [2:26 PM]:
Big play for Texas, think it’s over.
Luke Zimmermann [2:26 PM]:
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Ian Boyd [2:26 PM]:
Wow
Ryan Nanni [2:26 PM]:
MACK BROWN FOREVER
Ian Boyd [2:26 PM]:
I think we have this one
Connor Tapp [2:26 PM]:
South Carolina just had about three comically inept attempted tackles and somehow ended the play by recovering an Arkansas fumble.
Jason Kirk [2:25 PM]:
Gophermike [2:25 PM]:
@Rodger Sherman I honestly have no idea what to do with that information
Rodger Sherman [2:25 PM]:
@Gophermike if not can i imply that for you
Ian Boyd [2:25 PM]:
@robdougherty1 the other guy was too inaccurate throwing…
Spencer Hall [2:25 PM]:
“You’re the quarterback I’ve been looking for all my life, Connor.” “Really, Coach Spurrier?” “Nah, not really.”
Rodger Sherman [2:24 PM]:
@Gophermike are you implying notre dame isn’t very good at football
robflattoplefty [2:24 PM]:
So why is Blake Bell the QB at Oklahoma, do they seriously have nobody else?
Gophermike [2:24 PM]:
Purdue almost beat Notre Dame. Since then they have been outscored 124-34 through 10 quarters.
Mark Ennis [2:23 PM]:
Blake Bell may actually be an Ent.
—
BarkingCarnival (BarkingCarnival) October 12, 2013
Ian Boyd [2:22 PM]:
That guy on the ground for Texas is one of the only people who can tackle in space on the team
Ian Boyd [2:22 PM]:
If Adrian Phillips is seriously hurt…we are screwed
Gophermike [2:22 PM]:
@Jason Kirk Ironic, since I believe Zook sells insurance now
jokastrength [2:22 PM]:
@Mark Ennis if pics could spread disease on monitors I think we all have bigger problems than heart disease.
Jason Kirk [2:22 PM]:
@Nickel Rover However, Ron Zook actually tried that speech once.
robflattoplefty [2:21 PM]:
Bobby Eveld is 5 for 20 68 yds, 1 INT
Mark Ennis [2:21 PM]:
I just gave your monitor heart disease.
Ian Boyd [2:21 PM]:
“You know the one where the duck just says “Aflac!” and inspires the football team at halftime? I did that.”
Mark Ennis [2:20 PM]:
Holy moly. RT @BBQsnob: Fried bacon in funnel cake batter with cream cheese frosting rolled in bacon bits. pic.twitter.com/ViE7b7EXlm
— Andy Staples (@Andy_Staples) October 12, 2013
Ian Boyd [2:20 PM]:
This is the worst Aflac commercial of all time. Who came up with that one? Would you ever admit you directed that commercial at a party?
Jason Kirk [2:20 PM]:
I like this detail
Oh man, Spurrier is smiling HARD. Shaw to Byrd on the 45 yard TD strike.
— G&B Attack (@GABAttack) October 12, 2013
robert guiscard [2:19 PM]:
Connor Shaw for a 45yd TD PA pass, Fun n Gun style
Oh No Romo [2:19 PM]:
I can’t believe UConn and South Florida are still playing.
Spencer Hall [2:19 PM]:
Josh Harvey-Clemons now just trying to knock people out by hitting them with his face.
Mark Ennis [2:19 PM]:
@Rodger Sherman goAAC
Rodger Sherman [2:19 PM]:
Note on Memphis beating Houston: they have not scored a TD. 15-10.
Adam Jacobi [2:19 PM]:
hooooo, that could have been targeting, Georgia
jokastrength [2:19 PM]:
Harvey-Clemons is going to get thrown out of a game sooner or later.
Ryan Nanni [2:19 PM]:
Suddenly, the amnesia lifted, and Case McCoy remembered who he was.
seaboard [2:18 PM]:
Wait, I thought UGA was the cream of the crop
Jason Kirk [2:18 PM]:
Georgia fans just went wild over a punt downed too early. (Sure, it kind of looked like Mizzou might’ve touched it. Still funny to me, and that’s what matters.)
robflattoplefty [2:18 PM]:
@Rodger Sherman It’s just a bizarro score more than anything else.
robflattoplefty [2:18 PM]:
@Spencer Hall Army leads the nation in scrums.
Ian Boyd [2:18 PM]:
breakout game for Eric Striker
Rodger Sherman [2:17 PM]:
@robdougherty1 it’s actually not that crazy… should be 35-17 but each team scored a 2PC earlier.
Ian Boyd [2:17 PM]:
We’re seeing now what happens when you make Case make things happen on the run
Ryan Nanni [2:17 PM]:
Georgia about to punt from inside its own end zone. SUMMON EVIL RICHT.
Mark Ennis [2:17 PM]:
UGA forced to punt from its own one yard line.
Ian Boyd [2:16 PM]:
Curious move there by Colvin…
Rodger Sherman [2:16 PM]:
Remember when TCU-Kansas was tied at the half? Horned Frogs up 14 now. Do you, Charlie Weis.
Spencer Hall [2:16 PM]:
@robdougherty1 Rugby scoring.
robflattoplefty [2:16 PM]:
Army is up 36-18. What is happening here?
Mark Ennis [2:16 PM]:
@Run Home Jack that was the trolling equivalent of putting two Bristol Motor Speedways side by side.
Mark Ennis [2:15 PM]:
haha
Ian Boyd [2:15 PM]:
OU’s playing 3-4 personnel now to handle Texas’ size and runs
Gophermike [2:15 PM]:
Justin Fuente doing things at Memphis. After almost beating UCF last week they are leading Houston in the second half. Also a blowout win over Arkansas State.
Ryan Nanni [2:14 PM]:
#BERT RT @SF_TimesRecord: Arkansas has 95 offensive yards in the first half and 169 yards punting.
— Adam Kramer (@KegsnEggs) October 12, 2013
Mark Ennis [2:14 PM]:
#BERT RT @SF_TimesRecord: Arkansas has 95 offensive yards in the first half and 169 yards punting.
— Adam Kramer (@KegsnEggs) October 12, 2013
Rodger Sherman [2:14 PM]:
@Run Home Jack no :( i used to get scooby snacks because i’m 12 years old but now i just get welch’s
Ryan Nanni [2:14 PM]:
@Rodger Sherman you got shark bites?
jokastrength [2:14 PM]:
seriously the EMU ARMY game is just breaking everything on ESPNs score tracker.
robflattoplefty [2:13 PM]:
Big series for UGA, 3 and out + field position would really hurt their D.
Jason Kirk [2:13 PM]:
Whatever it’s from here
#BSU #BallState #ChirpChirp we are outchea http://t.co/3u3Y3XAdGr
— lOUIS NIX III (@1IrishChocolate) October 12, 2013
Rodger Sherman [2:13 PM]:
i’m gonna go get some fruit snacks from the kitchen, you guys want any
Jason Kirk [2:12 PM]:
Notre Dame nose tackle spending his bye week hangin’ with Ball State cheerleaders 
Gophermike [2:12 PM]:
Missouri’s punter is killing it today
Ian Boyd [2:12 PM]:
@robdougherty1 not allowing the TD’s at least.
Mark Ennis [2:11 PM]:
Dorial Green-Beckham has three catches for Missouri today. For 15 yards.
robflattoplefty [2:11 PM]:
Texas just isn’t breaking on D though, not allowing the big plays at all.
jokastrength [2:11 PM]:
man here comes a 4th down conversion.
Ian Boyd [2:11 PM]:
Huge drive here for Texas: Chance to run the ball, get a score, and force OU to start throwing again
Ryan Nanni [2:10 PM]:
Here is what I can say to Georgia: at least it’s not Texas.
Mark Ennis [2:09 PM]:
I know this might come as a shock to many of you, but, Purdue is getting its face kicked in again.
jokastrength [2:09 PM]:
Mizzou’s Snaps are weird right? like kinda loopy?
Chris Haines [2:09 PM]:
Georgia really needs their defense to make a play.
Ian Boyd [2:09 PM]:
OU running over Texas, Millard catching passes on play action behind LBs
Rodger Sherman [2:08 PM]:
UGA literally can’t bring down Murphy. Just broke like 42 tackles on a KO return
Ian Boyd [2:08 PM]:
This is what I expected today
jokastrength [2:07 PM]:
I think they just forgot to kick the PAT and then got to it in the third.
CyHawk [2:06 PM]:
@jokastrength the other two points in that field goal were furloughed
Jason Kirk [2:06 PM]:
@jokastrength Pretty sure that’s an equestrian score.
jokastrength [2:05 PM]:
What?
Mark Ennis [2:05 PM]:
Michigan State with 26+ pts in each of last two games. Amazing to think Spartans didn't do this once in 2012.
— Paul Myerberg (@PaulMyerberg) October 12, 2013
Ian Boyd [2:04 PM]:
That’s why Texas can win. The run D will show their true colors in the 2nd half
Ian Boyd [2:04 PM]:
I’m shocked Texas is running over OU’s front, that’s the real story
Jason Kirk [2:04 PM]:
@Mark Ennis Missouri’s ass is out there by Tulsa.
Ian Boyd [2:04 PM]:
Announcer is shocked that Texas stopped the OU run game…how many times did they run it?
robflattoplefty [2:03 PM]:
@Mark Ennis With Mizzou’s consent of course, they aren’t monsters.
Mark Ennis [2:02 PM]:
Georgia has come out of the locker room determined to run it right up Missouri’s ass.
Rodger Sherman [2:02 PM]:
@Nickel Rover I’d seen it written a trillion times and thought it was either “lash” or “la-shay.” LAKE was not in my top five guesses.
Mark Ennis [2:02 PM]:
Would help NC State today
NC State QB Brandon Mitchell is warming up on the field. No pads and no word on his status yet.
— Chris McManus (@ChrisESPNCNY) October 12, 2013
jokastrength [2:01 PM]:
@Roger Sherman as much as Baylor at least right?
Jason Kirk [2:01 PM]:
@runthedive Heh. Yeah. And we know what kind of ***paper***, don’t we?
wahoocrew [2:01 PM]:
@Nickel Rover I mean, have you seen their pep band?
Ian Boyd [2:00 PM]:
@Rodger Sherman: how did you think it was pronounced?
Peter Berkes [2:00 PM]:
@Jason Kirk And Alabama doesn’t even have to play Alabama. Paper champs, imo.
Jason Kirk [1:59 PM]:
Missouri being good makes it really amazing that Alabama’s only East opponents are Tennessee and Kentucky.
Rodger Sherman [1:59 PM]:
Texas Tech-Iowa State and TCU-Kansas are tied. Big 12 y’all!
Rodger Sherman [1:58 PM]:
@jokastrength yayyyyy somebody thinks we have a fanbase
jokastrength [1:57 PM]:
@roger was a suggestion for dorky fan base in the top 25
Mark Ennis [1:57 PM]:
Bake Bell had one official carry in the first half, which was a sack. Unbelievable.
— Wescott Eberts (@SBN_Wescott) October 12, 2013
Ian Boyd [1:55 PM]:
@wahoocrew I’ve never met a Stanford fan, but I struggle to believe they’d beat Baylor
Rodger Sherman [1:55 PM]:
@jokastrength what about it
Luke Zimmermann [1:55 PM]:
jokastrength [1:55 PM]:
Northwestern?
Rodger Sherman [1:54 PM]:
@Nickel Rover I think we need to aim higher. “Erie.”
wahoocrew [1:53 PM]:
@Nickel Rover But Stanford…
Rodger Sherman [1:53 PM]:
to all of you
Rodger Sherman [1:53 PM]:
and i sincerely apologize
Rodger Sherman [1:53 PM]:
i should not be allowed to write about college football
Rodger Sherman [1:53 PM]:
@Luke Zimmermann wait
robert guiscard [1:53 PM]:
Steve Spurrier, on Clowney: “Well, I haven’t watched a bunch, but he’s out there.”
Ian Boyd [1:52 PM]:
Baylor has perhaps the dorkiest fanbase in the top 25
Ian Boyd [1:52 PM]:
That’s how come they call him “Lake Superior” hasn’t really caught on though
robert guiscard [1:52 PM]:
South Carolina needs to score 14 pts in the second half so they can win 38-28
Jason Kirk [1:52 PM]:
@Rodger Sherman Did they also pronounce Lake “Lake”
Luke Zimmermann [1:51 PM]:
@Rodger Sherman That’s how it’s pronounced.
Rodger Sherman [1:51 PM]:
whoever is talking on ABC just now just pronounced lache seastrunk’s first name “Lake”
vlad3217 [1:51 PM]:
Luke Zimmermann [1:50 PM]:
If you’re an XFINITY customer and you want to watch football that isn’t at half time, VT-Pitt has you covered: http://xfin.tv/ESPNU
Ian Boyd [1:50 PM]:
I’m actually still pretty nervous that OU wins by driving for a TD to start the 2nd half, and then getting a TO vs Case
robert guiscard [1:49 PM]:
BREAKING: Connor Shaw is good when he doesn’t fumble
Mark Ennis [1:49 PM]:
And it pays off for a touchdown two plays later. 24-7 South Carolina over Arkansas right before halftime.
Ian Boyd [1:48 PM]:
How excited is Bill Connelly right now?
Peter Berkes [1:48 PM]:
@Nickel Rover Oh, I know, I just like enormous running backs
Ian Boyd [1:48 PM]:
or slipping out of the backfield for more passes
Mark Ennis [1:48 PM]:
4th and 2 up 10 with 20 seconds int he half, Spurrier goes for it and gets it in the Arky red zone.
Ian Boyd [1:48 PM]:
@Pater Berkes, that’s more than usual. I actually think he should be blocking for more QB and RB runs
Peter Berkes [1:47 PM]:
Trey Millard only had five carries in the first half for OU, which — quite frankly — is some bullshit
Luke Zimmermann [1:46 PM]:

Ian Boyd [1:46 PM]:
Here’s the thing about college football: It’s played by college students, anything can happen
vlad3217 [1:46 PM]:
Sigh. is it really time for snow-blower commercials?
vlad3217 [1:45 PM]:
@Jason Kirk And thinks everyone else is named Mack.
Mark Ennis [1:45 PM]:
Oklahoma and Georgia down by a smooth 31 points combined at halftime. Love you, college football.
Ian Boyd [1:45 PM]:
I’m also about 99% sure that we barely prepared for ISU and doubled up on prepping for OU
Ian Boyd [1:44 PM]:
I’m slightly suspicious that he told his boys this is his last Red River game
Jason Kirk [1:44 PM]:
“Two Mack trucks runnin’ inta each other for 30 minutes.” — Mack Brown, who thinks he is a truck
Ian Boyd [1:43 PM]:
Mack is totally calm
robert guiscard [1:43 PM]:
@Rodger Sherman #GregFromPelham
Oh No Romo [1:43 PM]:
Iowa State-Texas Tech tied 21-21 at halftime
Rodger Sherman [1:42 PM]:
Ian Boyd [1:42 PM]:
that and demanding that Heupel run the ball from bigger formations in the 2nd half
Ian Boyd [1:41 PM]:
Case McCoy’s been brilliant throwing over the middle: That’s Stoops’ focus at halftime
Jason Kirk [1:41 PM]:
Kansas and TCU are tied at the half, which means it’s almost Charlie Weis Fake Punt Time.
Ryan Nanni [1:40 PM]:
Mark Richt with the classic "Upset Dad Waiting To Pick Up Son From Vacation Bible School" face
— Hashiell Dammit (@HashiellDammit) October 12, 2013
Mark Ennis [1:40 PM]:
Mark Richt was already repenting for being angry by the end of that interview.
CyHawk [1:40 PM]:
I know nobody is watching, but Tech just keeps giving ISU gift after gift
Ian Boyd [1:39 PM]:
I wonder if Mack stays aggressive here with OU due to get the ball starting the 2nd half
jokastrength [1:39 PM]:
That was the angriest that Mark Richt gets.
Mex_ [1:39 PM]:
Commentary crew now demanding that the officials measure for a first down because Richt was out of TOs. THEY’RE NOT GIVING OUT FREE TIME OUTS. THIS ISN’T FAIR
Chris Haines [1:39 PM]:
Mark Richt definitely lost control of that halftime interview.
Gophermike [1:38 PM]:
@Mark Ennis I believe Western Kentucky also has as many SEC wins as Kentucky in those years
Ian Boyd [1:37 PM]:
Have yet to harness my reverse powers, it seems
Mark Ennis [1:37 PM]:
If Missouri wins today, they’ll have as many SEC wins in 10 games as Kentucky has had in the past four years.
Rodger Sherman [1:37 PM]:
@Nickel Rover you see
Ian Boyd [1:37 PM]:
I was hoping to jinx Bell into throwing a pick earlier but it didn’t work out like I thought
Ian Boyd [1:36 PM]:
Although we struggle to tackle anyone, really
GoVols1 [1:36 PM]:
NVM turns out their punter is a trebuchet
Ian Boyd [1:36 PM]:
Our problem hasn’t really been tackling big guys, but fast ones
Ian Boyd [1:36 PM]:
Interesting that OU gameplanned to feature Millard as a runner
GoVols1 [1:35 PM]:
Why is Mizz dropping back to throw on that third down?
Ian Boyd [1:35 PM]:
@Rodger Sherman: Next Bell will throw a TD!
Rodger Sherman [1:35 PM]:
i think Ian has angered the football gods
Ian Boyd [1:34 PM]:
@Milk Steak, that was OU
Rodger Sherman [1:34 PM]:
It’s funny because it’s clear Ian knows a lot of things about this game that’s happening but every time he says something analytical the exact opposite thing goes ahead and happens
Ian Boyd [1:34 PM]:
I’m not putting this one in the bag yet, I can assure you
Secretary of Balloon Doggies [1:34 PM]:
That may be why Texas likes kicking it out of the endzone
wahoocrew [1:34 PM]:
@Rodger Sherman That means UVA would beat Oklahoma by 76, right?
Chris Haines [1:34 PM]:
@Nickel Rover As if on cue.
jokastrength [1:33 PM]:
Burns @gophermike ’s house down.
Ian Boyd [1:33 PM]:
Nevermind, they have enough time to run the ball 30 yards…
Luke Zimmermann [1:33 PM]:
Direct TV thinks Georgia is losing to the UMKC Kangaroos. pic.twitter.com/duNdEQCVOW
— Brian K (@Briligerent) October 12, 2013
Ian Boyd [1:33 PM]:
Not a lot of time for OU to run the ball here but they need to establish their run 2nd half
Rodger Sherman [1:33 PM]:
so wait: has Mark Richt ACTUALLY lost control of this program
Gophermike [1:32 PM]:
The good news is that Georgia fans are reasonable and will take the loss in stride
Rodger Sherman [1:32 PM]:
BYU would beat Oklahoma by 73
GoVols1 [1:32 PM]:
Dumpster fire BETWEEN THE HEDGES
Jeremy Mauss [1:32 PM]:
Who or what is this Missouri team?
Mark Ennis [1:32 PM]:
Georgia turns it over in the red zone.
Spencer Hall [1:32 PM]:
And UGA fumbles in the red zone
Charlie Gebow [1:32 PM]:
FIRE FUMBLE BOBO
Adam Jacobi [1:31 PM]:
UM, GEORGIA?
Mex_ [1:31 PM]:
Lots of points in Lubbock. Surprisingly, though, they haven’t all been scored by one team. 21-21
jokastrength [1:31 PM]:
Chugs beer… yells that #2 for Mizzou blocked in the back. passes out.
Mark Ennis [1:31 PM]:
Man I love when a college football saturday accidentally washes a red t-shirt with the whites.
Jason Kirk [1:30 PM]:
Clay Wendler [1:30 PM]:

RicksHaberdasher [1:30 PM]:
@Jason Kirk INCONCLUSIVE
Ian Boyd [1:29 PM]:
Which is: boundary side or in the middle
Ian Boyd [1:29 PM]:
Gotta put our good receivers where Case can reach them
Jason Kirk [1:29 PM]:

RicksHaberdasher [1:29 PM]:
@Mark Ennis Mack or Major going for jugular? How much does Mack make that call?
Jason Kirk [1:28 PM]:
@Nickel Rover Wow, that’s pretty interesting.
Ian Boyd [1:28 PM]:
Texas is bunching up their good receivers to the boundary side a lot, because Case struggles to throw to the wide side
Adam Jacobi [1:27 PM]:
um, Georgia?
Ian Boyd [1:27 PM]:
haha
Mark Ennis [1:27 PM]:
McCoy overthrew that, but I love Mack going for the jugular.
ROFLCOPTER16 [1:27 PM]:
@Jason Kirk best post so far IMO: “So this is what it feels like to be on bathsalts”
Ryan Nanni [1:27 PM]:
I guarantee you some hammered Georgia bro in the crowd thinks this is fine because it’s a non-conference game.
Mark Ennis [1:26 PM]:
Liking Florida in the East more and more every day.
Ian Boyd [1:25 PM]:
Blake Bell is falling apart, has the nice self-sack there
Clay Wendler [1:25 PM]:

ROFLCOPTER16 [1:25 PM]:
@Jason Kirk the general attitude is one of disbelief
thermhere [1:24 PM]:
BUT COULD MIZZOURAH BEAT THE JAGUARS PAWWWL?
Gophermike [1:24 PM]:
How far does Georgia drop? On the one hand, can you have a team with two losses already in the top 15? On the other hand, can you have a team with wins over South Carolina and LSU out of the top 20?
Spencer Hall [1:23 PM]:
Hey Oklahoma: pic.twitter.com/sosBQJM57u
— Thujone Von Thujone (@PrevailandRide) October 12, 2013
Ian Boyd [1:23 PM]:
Texas is playing their free safety at middle linebakcer
Ian Boyd [1:23 PM]:
OU should be using bigger personnel and more runs
Jason Kirk [1:23 PM]:
Now very plausible that the underdogs win all four big games today.
Mark Ennis [1:22 PM]:
Love Gary Pinkel coaching in his Deal With It shades.
Jeremy Mauss [1:22 PM]:
@Luke Zimmermann Noooooo
GoVols1 [1:22 PM]:
“You’re welcome, Mizzou.” – Vols
jokastrength [1:21 PM]:
shit.
Mark Ennis [1:21 PM]:
That is a fumble in Athens.
Luke Zimmermann [1:21 PM]:
@EDSBS and I’s Missouri-Baylor Big XII rematch national championship dream lives.
Ian Boyd [1:21 PM]:
The lack of Bell runs in this gameplan is confusing
tmoseley20 [1:21 PM]:
That’s a fumble
Bill Connelly [1:21 PM]:
Oh. Correction. That’s going to count.
Bill Connelly [1:21 PM]:
Yeah, that’s not going to count.
Mark Ennis [1:20 PM]:
I think the important thing to remember is that neither of these teams will beat Baylor.
Ian Boyd [1:20 PM]:
Texas is playing 6 DB’s when OU goes spread
Chris Haines [1:19 PM]:
“Thank you Greg Robinson.” – Brent Musberger, just now.
EastBayBias [1:19 PM]:
Not great, Bob!
Jason Kirk [1:19 PM]:
@ROFLCOPTER16 Please report back.
Chekhov’s Spread Gun Option [1:19 PM]:
HEY UGA, HIRE MACK BROWN
ROFLCOPTER16 [1:19 PM]:
I’ma go check out shaggybevo
Ian Boyd [1:18 PM]:
There is no bad news here
Mark Ennis [1:18 PM]:
Good news for Texas fans: you're beating Oklahoma. Bad news for Texas fans: you're beating Oklahoma
— Brett McMurphy (@McMurphyESPN) October 12, 2013
Ian Boyd [1:18 PM]:
Shocking an opponent that thought they had every advantage
Ian Boyd [1:17 PM]:
Rare instance in modern era of Mack actually trying hard and getting his team to do the same
Steven Godfrey [1:17 PM]:
Hey guys I’m here and so is Mack Brown, employed head coach in 2014
Jason Kirk [1:17 PM]:
@Bill C. Hey Bill, how are you enjoying today’s SEC action?
tmoseley20 [1:17 PM]:
WHEEL ROUTES
Ian Boyd [1:17 PM]:
This is the equivalent of the 2010 Texas vs Nebraska game
Spencer Hall [1:17 PM]:
@Bill C. HEY BUDDY
thermhere [1:17 PM]:
OU’s pass rush is MIA.
Jason Kirk [1:17 PM]:
| 2 | 8:46 |
| Texas | 17 |
| Oklahoma | FIRE MACK BROWN |
thermhere [1:16 PM]:
HELLO!
Kim McCauley [1:16 PM]:
Oklahoma is drunj as hell
Luke Zimmermann [1:16 PM]:
lmaoooooou
Bill Connelly [1:16 PM]:
HEY GUYS HOW’S IT GOING
Charlie Gebow [1:16 PM]:
Gary Pinkel is wrestled from the warm embrace of death
Mex_ [1:16 PM]:
Big game Bob!
Ian Boyd [1:16 PM]:
Mission accomplished
Rodger Sherman [1:16 PM]:
@Nickel Rover THEY DID THAT
Ryan Nanni [1:16 PM]:
| 2nd | 5:56 |
| MISSOURI | 21 |
| FLACONBARVES | 10 |
Adam Jacobi [1:16 PM]:
I have no idea how Mizzou just scored. Murphy looked like he was going down 3 times, instead a big run.
Ian Boyd [1:16 PM]:
3rd and 12: Goal for Texas is not to turn the ball over
Spencer Hall [1:16 PM]:
Marcus Murphy with a long TD and FIRE MIKE BOBO
Oh No Romo [1:16 PM]:
Purdue can’t football! Touchdown Nebraska!
Mark Ennis [1:16 PM]:
21-10
Kim McCauley [1:16 PM]:
That Mizzou TD by Marcus Murphy was nasty
Chris Haines [1:15 PM]:
Georgia in trouble right now.
robflattoplefty [1:15 PM]:
TD Mizzou, great Marcus Murphy run
Chloe Denmark [1:15 PM]:
so is mizzou this good or uga that injured?
Mark Ennis [1:15 PM]:
Touchdown Missouri on a billion missed tackles by UGA.
Ian Boyd [1:15 PM]:
Trivia Question answer: Colt McCoy-Sam Bradford
blanx [1:15 PM]:
Sparty IU is tied
Mex_ [1:15 PM]:
Touchdown, IU. Tie game in E Lansing.
Chris Haines [1:14 PM]:
@Chloe Denmark Or any Baylor game this year.
Oh No Romo [1:14 PM]:
@Rodger Sherman Sure enough, Purdue fumbles and it’s Nebraska’s ball. AND Purdue got called for a personal foul. Fumble under review though.
Mark Ennis [1:14 PM]:
Texas outgaining Oklahoma 183-78 midway thru 2nd
— Brett McMurphy (@McMurphyESPN) October 12, 2013
Chris Haines [1:14 PM]:
@Rodger Sherman Bob has to agree with the rest of us that Mike is fucking insane right?
Luke Zimmermann [1:13 PM]:
True story: Bret Bielema’s assistant head coach is a floating, talking yellow hand.
Chloe Denmark [1:13 PM]:
@Chris Haines this seriosuly isnt news to anyine who watched ou/wvu and ou/tcu
Mark Ennis [1:13 PM]:
Missouri is killing georgia when they go man. Drawing a bunch of PI and defensive holding calls.
Mex_ [1:13 PM]:
MA!! HE’S RUINING MY TEAM. TELL HIM TO STOP
Rodger Sherman [1:13 PM]:
@Oh No Romo luckily, they’re playing purdue!
Oh No Romo [1:12 PM]:
Nebraska’s Stanley Jean-Baptiste got ejected for targeting
Rodger Sherman [1:12 PM]:
its really weird watching the stoopses interact
Jason Kirk [1:12 PM]:
Oklahoma also without starting senior LB Corey Nelson for the first time.
blanx [1:12 PM]:
Indiana weaponized the punt.
Ian Boyd [1:12 PM]:
@thermhere very true
Chris Haines [1:12 PM]:
Oklahoma is gonna get throttled by Baylor if they can’t score on Texas.
Mark Ennis [1:12 PM]:
Tweeted right before the draw play:
here comes draw
— Allen Kenney (@BlatantHomerism) October 12, 2013
thermhere [1:11 PM]:
It’s readily apparent that OU is missing their starting nose guard, but naturally they’ve only brought it up once.
Ryan Nanni [1:11 PM]:
Now, you said you WERE doing a weightlifting program this year, yes, Oklahoma? Do I have that right?
Ian Boyd [1:11 PM]:
Minus the empty formation spread stuff
Ian Boyd [1:11 PM]:
Texas fans are pleasantly surprised to see Texas can mimic the Notre Dame offensive approach
Mark Ennis [1:10 PM]:
Mack Brown jokes aside, here. Oklahoma is in real trouble if Texas gets points on this drive.
Ian Boyd [1:10 PM]:
jk
Ian Boyd [1:10 PM]:
Another 3rd and short for Texas, time to dial up Case McCoy on the Zone Read
Oh No Romo [1:10 PM]:
Iowa State-Texas Tech tied 14-14, still a lot of time before halftime.
Luke Zimmermann [1:09 PM]:
Washington (, Washington) needed to be 6 foot 8, not merely weigh a f***ing ton to catch that TD.
Ian Boyd [1:08 PM]:
Why OU isn’t running lots of option is beyond me
Mex_ [1:08 PM]:
Ridiculous catch for Jarvis West, and Iowa State is threatening to tie this game.
Ian Boyd [1:06 PM]:
The Texas coverage is taking away his easy candy he normally feasts on
Jason Kirk [1:06 PM]:

Ian Boyd [1:04 PM]:
Bell is clearly rattled right now, they need to get him running and loosened up
Jason Kirk [1:04 PM]:
| BOOMER | SOONER |
| SOONER | BOOMER |
| BOOMER | SOONER |
Luke Zimmermann [1:04 PM]:
E.J. Gaines is E.J. Manuel’s lazy, fictional alternative rock persona that plays defensive back.
Mark Ennis [1:04 PM]:
| 2 | 9:55 |
| Missouri | 14 |
| Georgia guys they found in the parking lot before the game | 10 |
Ian Boyd [1:03 PM]:
@robdougherty1 that’s a good point
Adam Jacobi [1:02 PM]:
Sanford Stadium is kinda quiet right now. Mizzou holds on 3rd down and it’s 14-10 Tigers.
robflattoplefty [1:02 PM]:
Anthony Fera is one of the best kickers in the country, I don’t get it.
Ian Boyd [1:02 PM]:
There isn’t a player on the field for the OU D that won’t always clown Case in the open field
Secretary of Balloon Doggies [1:01 PM]:
Yeah that was wide open, the play call worked except for “Case McCoy lol”
Ian Boyd [1:01 PM]:
You can’t ask Case to make plays in space against this defense
Peter Berkes [1:01 PM]:
Case McCoy is looking good!
jason.morrow19 [1:01 PM]:
Joe Bauserman on the incompletion.
Ian Boyd [1:01 PM]:
Announcer was right, that was a good play by Striker to hurry the throw
Jason Kirk [1:01 PM]:
Texas mostly deploying the game plan everyone called for during the Iowa State game. Mostly.
thermhere [1:01 PM]:
Case McCoy, everybody!
Chekhov’s Spread Gun Option [1:01 PM]:
In hindsight, teaching all of the Pokelehomans “Splash” instead of “Tackle” probably wasn’t the best strategy.
robflattoplefty [1:01 PM]:
“We have the chance to make this a 2 possession game with a kicker who has a big leg but let’s go for it and have Case McCoy throw the ball.”
Mark Ennis [1:00 PM]:
Oh yeah, Case McCoy is your quarterback.
Ian Boyd [1:00 PM]:
Hmmm
Ian Boyd [1:00 PM]:
interesting
Secretary of Balloon Doggies [1:00 PM]:
Gonna say something controversial, Texas should continue to run the ball
Ian Boyd [1:00 PM]:
Texas is beating OU in the trenches today…this is incredible.
Ryan Nanni [12:59 PM]:
@Luke Zimmermann Go Blue.
robflattoplefty [12:59 PM]:
@Nickel Rover 10 more years at $3 million per!
Luke Zimmermann [12:59 PM]:
An actual duck locker room motivational speech would just consist of the duck crapping everywhere.
Ian Boyd [12:58 PM]:
You’ve all just witnessed the first successful Texas draw play on 3rd and long in all of Mack’s history
robflattoplefty [12:57 PM]:
Mike Stoops shoving Dominique Alexander back onto the field gif please.
Adam Jacobi [12:57 PM]:
EJ Gaines down for Mizzou.
Rodger Sherman [12:57 PM]:
@Run Home Jack what in the flying hell
Robert Wheel [12:56 PM]:
I guess the Duke of Wellington didn’t want to pay his troops
Ian Boyd [12:56 PM]:
2000 was actually OU 63-14! Give us our point back!
Ian Boyd [12:56 PM]:
Texas moved speedster Daje Johnson to return punts today, trying to get the ball into his hands however possible
Ryan Nanni [12:56 PM]:

Peter Berkes [12:55 PM]:
Mack Brown’s continental army getting bogged down in Russa, or Kansas, either or really.
Robert Wheel [12:55 PM]:
We all know that Saban is Napoleon. Mack Brown is like that Spanish king who just lied in bed all day
Ryan Nanni [12:54 PM]:
MACK BROWN AS NAPOLEON MUST SCREENGRAB
Mark Ennis [12:53 PM]:
Florida has arrived in Baton Rouge with their good friend Chucky. (from @gatorzonefb). 
Secretary of Balloon Doggies [12:53 PM]:
To be fair to UGA they are dealing with an outbreak of leprocy
robflattoplefty [12:53 PM]:
Not sure Georgia has enough dogs in the race to score with Missouri today.
Rodger Sherman [12:53 PM]:
@Mark Ennis LOOK AWAY, MARK
Mark Ennis [12:52 PM]:
UConn has a 127-12 advantage in total yards and is losing to USF.
Rodger Sherman [12:52 PM]:
UGA can score on anybody. They can also be scored on by anybody.
Jason Kirk [12:51 PM]:
| 2 | 12:33 |
| Missouri | 14 |
| Georgia | HIRE BOBO TO COACH DEFENSE |
Rodger Sherman [12:51 PM]:
@jokastrength because there is a College Football God and he loves us very much
Charlie Gebow [12:51 PM]:
So this is gonna be a regular thing for Georgia, huh
Rodger Sherman [12:51 PM]:
a 295 pound guy dragged a 250 pound guy like 5 yards that's 545 pounds of football
— Martin Rickman (@martinrickman) October 12, 2013
Secretary of Balloon Doggies [12:51 PM]:
UGA down a td
Ian Boyd [12:51 PM]:
If Texas can stop OU’s run game they have the secondary and pass rush to make hay against Bell, as we’ve seen
Mark Ennis [12:50 PM]:
Blake Bell is a subtle anagram for Bleak Bell.
thermhere [12:50 PM]:
Wasting a time out with a second left in the quarter when OU wasn’t going to get a play run is the most Mack Brown kind of time out.
Ian Boyd [12:49 PM]:
press coverage by Texas here…
ROFLCOPTER16 [12:47 PM]:
@jokastrength 5 FGs for army?
ROFLCOPTER16 [12:47 PM]:
“Former running back who ate his way into the defensive line”
jokastrength [12:46 PM]:
What the fuck… how is Army vs EMU a 15 all tie?
Ian Boyd [12:46 PM]:
Fascinating to watch Texas force OU to earn a win in the Cotton Bowl
Mark Ennis [12:45 PM]:
Tiger bait!!! #LSUWIN pic.twitter.com/fEbi6guy6W
— LSU (@lsu) October 12, 2013
Brian Floyd [12:45 PM]:
7yo yelling fat guy touchdown without being prompted. I'm going to just bite the bullet and get him his own twitter account.
— rebkah howard (@pink_funk) October 12, 2013
ROFLCOPTER16 [12:45 PM]:
@Clay Wendler YOU ARE MY HERO
Chekhov’s Spread Gun Option [12:44 PM]:
FAT GIF TD
Ian Boyd [12:44 PM]:
Great play by Whaley though
Clay Wendler [12:44 PM]:

Ian Boyd [12:44 PM]:
that WR was going for a 1st down if Bell leads him
Ian Boyd [12:44 PM]:
Here’s something: bad throw by Bell
B1Gcast [12:43 PM]:
:-)
ROFLCOPTER16 [12:43 PM]:
GIF PLEASE I BEG OF YOU
Rodger Sherman [12:42 PM]:
guys, it’s a Fat Former Running Back Touchdown.
Ian Boyd [12:42 PM]:
obviously shocked Bell there
Ian Boyd [12:41 PM]:
We hadn’t run but maybe 1 zone blitz since Greg Robinson took over
Mark Ennis [12:41 PM]:
UConn and USF are currently playing the “AAC Game that doesn’t even matter enough to get the god damn animated first down line of the week”.
Ryan Nanni [12:41 PM]:
I told Dan Rubenstein this the other day, but I think Blake Bell is just Tommy Rees in Hulk form.
ROFLCOPTER16 [12:41 PM]:
GIF ME A GIF OF FAT GUY TOUCHDOWN
ROFLCOPTER16 [12:41 PM]:
I WANT A GIF
vlad3217 [12:41 PM]:
@Nickel Rover It’s close, but not sure if you can conclusively change the spot.
Ian Boyd [12:41 PM]:
probably not, on further review, that’s gonna stand as a Texas TD
Ian Boyd [12:40 PM]:
That may come back to the 1 yard line, or the 6 inch line
Ryan Nanni [12:40 PM]:
Blake Bell is Lennie from Of Mice and Men.
Secretary of Balloon Doggies [12:40 PM]:
Never mind definitely FAT GUY TOUCHDOWN
Ian Boyd [12:40 PM]:
Best play by Texas defense in 2 years
vlad3217 [12:39 PM]:
FAT GUY PICK SIX
thermhere [12:39 PM]:
Is Mykkele pronounced Michael as in Bolton?
Ian Boyd [12:39 PM]:
Wow
Mark Ennis [12:39 PM]:
FAT GUY TOUCHDOWN GOD LOVES US
Rodger Sherman [12:39 PM]:
Texas DEFENSE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Secretary of Balloon Doggies [12:39 PM]:
But he’s not fat enough
Ian Boyd [12:39 PM]:
Lots of potential for some physical Yeti runs
vlad3217 [12:39 PM]:
FAT GUY TOUCHDOWN
Spencer Hall [12:39 PM]:
Mizzou with splendid drive ties UGA at 7-7.
Ian Boyd [12:39 PM]:
5-9 Quandre Diggs and 180 pound S Mykkele Thompson
Ian Boyd [12:38 PM]:
Texas has an 8 man front, but the guys on the edge are small
Ian Boyd [12:38 PM]:
Good call by Wescott
Jason Kirk [12:37 PM]:
My buddy on Case McCoy hit: "His throwing motion is very conducive to doing back flips."
— Wescott Eberts (@SBN_Wescott) October 12, 2013
vlad3217 [12:37 PM]:
@Clay Wendler In my head, I hear him yelling WOOOOOO as he comes through.
wahoocrew [12:37 PM]:
@jokastrength True, but it’s no 2007….yet.
Kim McCauley [12:36 PM]:
JBL is proud of Striker
jokastrength [12:36 PM]:
“They have played some good team; they beat Indiana” 2013 is odd.
Ian Boyd [12:36 PM]:
Thanks Clay…that is tremendous
Robert Wheel [12:36 PM]:
But is a Stone Cold Stunner legal?
Mark Ennis [12:35 PM]:
Paul Rhoads is SO PROUD of that review
— Dan Wolken (@DanWolken) October 12, 2013
Mark Ennis [12:35 PM]:
Texas let Oklahoma have that call to keep people from getting suspicious.
Clay Wendler [12:35 PM]:

Ian Boyd [12:35 PM]:
More or less what it would look like if Brock Lesnar clotheslined me
vlad3217 [12:34 PM]:
take 2 
Ian Boyd [12:34 PM]:
The response of Case’s body to that hit was fantastic
jokastrength [12:34 PM]:
I wonder if it freaks dogs out to be petted by a much larger upright walking version of themselves.
thermhere [12:34 PM]:
Cyrano de Bergeron
Jason Kirk [12:34 PM]:
That’s the clearest Texas fumble since all of the clear Texas fumbles that were ruled otherwise.
Ian Boyd [12:33 PM]:
Bergeron has been running hard this year but not protecting the ball well
Ian Boyd [12:33 PM]:
That’s a fumble,
Mark Ennis [12:33 PM]:
That looks like a fumble to me. What say you guys?
Ian Boyd [12:32 PM]:
if that wasn’t obvious from the fact that Case is starting
Mark Ennis [12:32 PM]:
Striker is a great name for a defender.
Donte Hitner is going to change his name again to Striker
— Bryan Fischer (@BryanDFischer) October 12, 2013
Ian Boyd [12:32 PM]:
It’s worth noting that if Case is hurt we have nothing else at QB
Rodger Sherman [12:32 PM]:
STRIKER
jokastrength [12:32 PM]:
I feel bad for people when it is goal to go on the 1 later in the game.
vlad3217 [12:31 PM]:
@Mark Ennis THEY JUST TRYIN TO SLOW THE GAME DOWN PAWWWWLLLLLLLL
Mark Ennis [12:31 PM]:
Do any of the McCoy kids every close their mouths?
Jordan Schoon [12:31 PM]:
Everyone watching the OU-Texas game is missing out on the running back named Brendan doing football things
Ian Boyd [12:31 PM]:
Ah wow…not that time though…
ROFLCOPTER16 [12:31 PM]:
@Mark Ennis ewwwww
Ian Boyd [12:31 PM]:
The way Texas picked up that OU blitz was pretty impressive, and essential
ROFLCOPTER16 [12:30 PM]:
@vlad3217 *Take
Mark Ennis [12:30 PM]:
Ian Boyd [12:30 PM]:
@ Milk Steak, I have no idea why they do it. Can’t imagine that OU is that hard up for athletes to stock special teams
vlad3217 [12:30 PM]:
@ROFLCOPTER16 Spilly has infiltrated the Texas state fair.
ROFLCOPTER16 [12:30 PM]:
@vlad3217 SHUT UP AND TAME MY MONEY
Mark Ennis [12:30 PM]:
Houston running the new “bend but don’t barf” defense (from bubbaprog again) 
ROFLCOPTER16 [12:30 PM]:
@vlad3217 WOULD EAT
vlad3217 [12:29 PM]:
Doritos Cool Ranch Deep Fried Pizza
Secretary of Balloon Doggies [12:29 PM]:
@Nickel Rover Perhaps they don’t trust their cover team or are keeping it scrub filled. Is it especially freshman/walk on filled?
Ryan Nanni [12:29 PM]:
A game where Oklahoma barely squeaks by Texas and everyone says Mack Brown and Bob Stoops are both terrible. That’s what I’m rooting for.
vlad3217 [12:29 PM]:

vlad3217 [12:29 PM]:
BEHOLD
Ian Boyd [12:28 PM]:
We’d better run the ball here on 3rd and 2…
Spencer Hall [12:28 PM]:
It was Aaron Murray, throwing to Aaron Murray after a stellar block by Aaron Murray. UGA 7-0
Rodger Sherman [12:27 PM]:
[UNKNOWN PLAYER] scores for Georgia
Ian Boyd [12:27 PM]:
OU has a consistent strategy this year of kicking it through the end zone, I don’t understand that given the new touchback rules
Mark Ennis [12:27 PM]:
Arkansas goes right down the field for a touchdown against Jouth Clowneyina.
Rodger Sherman [12:27 PM]:
@Mark Ennis I actually think it’s because Michigan State’s end zones are overgrown from disuse and therefore difficult to run on
Rodger Sherman [12:26 PM]:
hey, jadeveon clowney is starting
Spencer Hall [12:26 PM]:
He did the Bridgewater!
Mark Ennis [12:26 PM]:
Mark Ennis [12:26 PM]:
From our good friend Bubbaprog. It appears Indiana is not used to scoring touchdowns. 
Rodger Sherman [12:25 PM]:
I've watched every minute of every UGA game this season and they're running plays for guys I've never heard of.
— Lang Whitaker (@langwhitaker) October 12, 2013
Jason Kirk [12:25 PM]:
Why didn’t Clowney just park his precious bus at midfield?
Mark Ennis [12:24 PM]:
South Carolina and Arkansas are under way. Arkansas dealing on the opening drive into S. Carolina territory.
Spencer Hall [12:23 PM]:
All that fried fair food does make a ball slippery. Clay drops a sure TD by Bell, forces an OU FG.
Ian Boyd [12:22 PM]:
wow, what did I just say about OU throwing to the RB?
ROFLCOPTER16 [12:22 PM]:
moreso than usual
Mark Ennis [12:22 PM]:
Brutal drop by Clay.
ROFLCOPTER16 [12:22 PM]:
shaggybevo gonna implode today
Ian Boyd [12:22 PM]:
8 man fronts from Texas, priority 1: Stop the run
Luke Zimmermann [12:22 PM]:
Clowney’s wearing a helmet. Yeah, while there are hundreds of thousands starving around the world WITHOUT helmets.
Ian Boyd [12:21 PM]:
That’s a win!
Ian Boyd [12:21 PM]:
@Mark Ennis, hey! We’re just glad their fullback didn’t jump over us again
ROFLCOPTER16 [12:21 PM]:
@Mark Ennis does texas have anything to celebrate about right now?
Mark Ennis [12:21 PM]:
Love the texas defender celebrating making a tackle…eight yards down field.
Mark Ennis [12:20 PM]:
@Spencer Hall Ron English don’t care.
Ian Boyd [12:20 PM]:
Given the speed of the guys Texas has at linebacker today, expect many passes to the RB from OU
jokastrength [12:20 PM]:
Wait, is UGA already down another RB?
Spencer Hall [12:20 PM]:
Eastern Michigan is the first to hit the ocho today! 8-0 over Army.
Ian Boyd [12:19 PM]:
No linebacker on the screen for that initial run by OU…
Secretary of Balloon Doggies [12:19 PM]:
Praise Musberger he called it an end around & not a reverse
jokastrength [12:19 PM]:
Wait so Mark Richt recruited J.J. Green as a DB?
Ian Boyd [12:18 PM]:
This is our first lead in this game since 2009 apparently.
Spencer Hall [12:18 PM]:
This is allegedly what Cool Ranch Doritos Deep Fried Pizza Looks Like: http://assets3.thrillist.com/v1/image/1022456/size/tl-horizontal_main
jokastrength [12:18 PM]:
Did the Indiana RB just do the “Teddy Slide” as a celebration?
Mark Ennis [12:18 PM]:
—Indiana busts a yard TD run on Michigan State to take a 7-0 lead.
Ian Boyd [12:17 PM]:
Meaning: If OU runs it well on this drive, they’re going to score 40+ today
Ian Boyd [12:17 PM]:
The nature of OU’s run game is such that they often improve over the course of the game
Ian Boyd [12:16 PM]:
Essentially, Texas wants to keep the burden off of Case’s shoulders as much as possible
Secretary of Balloon Doggies [12:16 PM]:
@thermhere It’s almost as if Mack Brown is bad at coaching
Ian Boyd [12:16 PM]:
That was a curious play call
thermhere [12:15 PM]:
You’ve been running it great, so sure, wr screen on third down
Ian Boyd [12:14 PM]:
OU’s defense is going to want to tighten the screws on the Texas run game or things could get interesting
jokastrength [12:14 PM]:
was really odd to only see 3 guys on D until the ball was 8 yards down field… then again it worked.
Mark Ennis [12:14 PM]:
Except for that 3rd and 2.
Mark Ennis [12:14 PM]:
This is a genuinely impressive opening drive for Texas.
Ryan Nanni [12:13 PM]:
James Franklin is taking WAY too long to make a decision in the pocket.
Kim McCauley [12:13 PM]:
The Texas offense is like me in NCAA Football dynasty mode in my first season with a horrible team before I can bring in any good recruits.
Spencer Hall [12:13 PM]:
"Doritos Cool Ranch Deep Fried Pizza" WUT RT @BearFilth pic.twitter.com/nDuVY850df
— Drew Magary (@drewmagary) October 12, 2013
Ian Boyd [12:13 PM]:
This is the most physical Texas drive I’ve seen against OU since…2009 maybe
Luke Zimmermann [12:12 PM]:
Because PAWWWWWWL, that’s why.
jokastrength [12:12 PM]:
Ok.. that was a flag, but why so late?
Ian Boyd [12:12 PM]:
Major coverage bust by OU there, wow
Chris Barnewall [12:12 PM]:
They must have stolen Florida’s playbook.
Ryan Nanni [12:11 PM]:
“Anything deeper than 8 yards is lava!” – the Mizzou offense, apparently
Ian Boyd [12:11 PM]:
I breathed a sigh of relief when there was no one near the ball for either team
Ian Boyd [12:10 PM]:
To show you where a Texas fan’s mindset is right now: Case threw it deep and I braced myself for an INT
Luke Zimmermann [12:10 PM]:
Case McCoy hit that photographer in STRIDE.
Jason Kirk [12:09 PM]:
Man, Texas’ offense looks as good as an Ed Orgeron offense out here!
Ryan Nanni [12:09 PM]:
| BOOMER | SOONER |
| BOOMER | SOONER |
| BOOMER | SOONER |
Ian Boyd [12:09 PM]:
The last thing Texas wants in this game is to have to throw it into OU’s man coverage and blitzes
Ian Boyd [12:08 PM]:
This is the right approach for this game, keep running it Mack.
Ian Boyd [12:08 PM]:
That was mercifully solid
Ian Boyd [12:07 PM]:
First play, please not a bubble screen…
Mark Ennis [12:07 PM]:
At kickoff, looks like the Texas side is about 90 percent full. Not an empty seat for the Sooners.
— David Ubben (@davidubben) October 12, 2013
Ian Boyd [12:07 PM]:
Yeah
Rodger Sherman [12:06 PM]:
@Nickel Rover my preview of the Texas defense for this game: 
Ian Boyd [12:06 PM]:
Oscar Gamble [12:05 PM]:
@Mark Ennis A lot of Mizzou folks will come out of the woodwork against him if he only manages 6-6 this season
Ian Boyd [12:05 PM]:
My preview of Texas defense for this game: http://www.barkingcarnival.com/2013/10/9/4819766/the-2013-red-river-rivalry-texas-longhorns-defense-of-the-oklahoma-sooners-offense-blake-bell
Rodger Sherman [12:04 PM]:
So, Indiana already scored on Michigan State. Could be interesting-ish in the B1G standings if that holds
Mark Ennis [12:04 PM]:
I was convinced gary Pinkel was gone after this year. Probably not, eh?
Ian Boyd [12:04 PM]:
This is one alum ready for another beatdown at the hands of Stoops
Rodger Sherman [12:02 PM]:
this game features Georgia so the final score will be 52-49 and I don’t know who’s going to win.
Ian Boyd [12:02 PM]:
Alright, let’s do this
Clay Wendler [12:01 PM]:

Rodger Sherman [12:01 PM]:
well, yeah, lane.
Jason Kirk [12:00 PM]:
Rodger Sherman [12:00 PM]:
Lee Corso is the Troll God
Rodger Sherman [11:57 AM]:
and of course, South Florida/UConn AHHHHHH MY BRAIN MY BRAIN IT HURTS
Rodger Sherman [11:57 AM]:
solid noon slate with UGA-Mizzou, not to mention OU-Texas.
Mark Ennis [11:56 AM]:
Good morning, brethren.
Rodger Sherman [11:55 AM]:
LIVE ARE YOU LOOKING
Clay Wendler [11:55 AM]:

Jason Kirk [11:54 AM]:
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Jason Kirk [11:53 AM]:
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