Best of College GameDay at Alabama-Auburn: Finally someone’s taking down Forrest Gump

Take that, Gump! Go hang out with Lieutenant Dan etc. etc.

WHO LET YOU BRING A GERMAN SHEPHERD DOG TO GAMEDAY? SIR THAT IS NOT A SIGN THAT IS A DOG.

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“I’m Naked”? LIAR. Liar and coward!

SPORTS ARE GOOD

Now THAT’s the way to make a tasteless incest joke. Cleverness greases a lot of humor wheels.

POINT OF CONTENTION: That is not a toothless mouth. That mouth is just missing a couple of teeth. If you want to see a real toothless mouth, just go on Google Image Search and... actually, you know what, don’t look that up. In fact forget I even brought this up. Let’s just move on.

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I wish Paul Finebaum and Nick Saban would take an actual picture like that with each other. Why leave it up to Photoshop. And hey, let’s go to more of those signs on the right.

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Give em the Dee! By which they mean Ford, and not dick. Because sometimes it means dick. Penis dick.

The truth is always funnier than fiction. Except when the fiction is Archer. I miss Archer. These Coke Zero ads with H. Jon Benjamin are not the same. You hear me?! NOT. THE. SAME.

There’s no way this is the first time this joke has been made, but it still makes me laugh. I have a soft spot in my heart for that movie. Did you know Jon Favreau wrote it? You probably knew that actually. Let’s move on.

Real talk: AJ McCarron’s chest tattoo is pretty good. It looks weird on a guy whose face looks like a 12-year-old’s, but as ink goes it’s legit. But that’s not as cool to make fun of, so go there, Auburn.