Jason Kirk [11:29 PM]:
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| FINAL | |
| LSU | 17 |
| Alabama | 38 |
Clay Wendler [11:27 PM]:
Mark Ennis [11:25 PM]:
Can’t wait to see who Chadd Cripe has in his top 25 that isn’t Louisville hasn’t ranked them in a month.
Clay Wendler [11:23 PM]:
Secretary of Balloon Doggies [11:22 PM]:
@Jason Kirk 3 Baylor 4 Stanford 5 Ohio State but four and five is a toss up
Jason Kirk [11:22 PM]:
Longhorns win in OT
The Longhorns scored the final 10 points of the game and improved to 7-2 with an overtime win against West Virginia.
Oh No Romo [11:22 PM]:
Carr TD pass and Fresno State is on the board
Mark Ennis [11:21 PM]:
@Jason Kirk 3. Ohio State 4. Baylor? After that I’m probably watching basketball now
Rodger Sherman [11:21 PM]:
Rodger Sherman [11:21 PM]:
i think this is the photo of the day
mgowp8 [11:19 PM]:
@Mark Ennis Well, I finally know to describe my Madden play as “Reesian”
Jason Kirk [11:19 PM]:
Alabama or FSU 1 and 2. Who’s your 3, 4, and 5 now?
Mark Ennis [11:19 PM]:
Gary the official spokesman for AJ McCarron’s screen-pass-my-way-to-Heisman campaign
Oh No Romo [11:19 PM]:
Targeting call on Wyoming and that should set up Fresno State for an opportunity to score
Mark Ennis [11:17 PM]:
Going to be hilarious when it’s GERG that cooks up a way to stop Baylor.
Jason Kirk [11:16 PM]:
| Doesn’t matter | Whatever |
| Whoever | 17 |
| Alabama | 38 |
Oh No Romo [11:15 PM]:
Pitt takes the lead over ND, 28-21
ajkst1 [11:13 PM]:
Picked off. Game over. Texas wins.
Passive Voice [11:13 PM]:
these Texas helmets are terrible
Clay Wendler [11:13 PM]:
GeneralMillsy [11:12 PM]:
Might this be an appropriate point in the night to point out that LSU hasn’t actually beaten anybody this year?
ajkst1 [11:12 PM]:
4th down for WVU
ajkst1 [11:12 PM]:
@Milk Steak The sky is beautiful….sumbitch pretend we’re reviewin’ it or somethin’.
Mark Ennis [11:11 PM]:
It honestly looks like Tommy Rees pushed the wrong button on that pass.
— Ty Hildenbrandt (@tyhildenbrandt) November 10, 2013
Secretary of Balloon Doggies [11:11 PM]:
@ajkst1 Too much shine in the replay booth
ajkst1 [11:10 PM]:
1st and goal from the 5
ajkst1 [11:10 PM]:
WVU’s first play goes for 20 on a reverse.
ajkst1 [11:10 PM]:
How the hell do you wait 4 minutes to kick the extra point? It was a clear and easy TD.
My real name is Dick Whitman [11:10 PM]:
Saban: diapers are part of THE PROCESS
Jason Kirk [11:09 PM]:
Reports of Alabama fans chanting WE WANT BAMA.
ajkst1 [11:09 PM]:
WAIT. THEY HAVEN’T KICKED YET?
eightyseven [11:09 PM]:
@ajkst1 I’ll take what I can get.
ajkst1 [11:08 PM]:
Oh hey. Texas missed the extra point.
ajkst1 [11:08 PM]:
No targeting call. Huh.
ajkst1 [11:08 PM]:
@eightyseven golf clap
Mark Ennis [11:07 PM]:
Tommy Rees picked off and Pitt returns it inside the 10 yard line.
eightyseven [11:07 PM]:
You are so dumb, you are really dumb for real
Oh No Romo [11:07 PM]:
Another Rees INT
KeenanAllenFett [11:06 PM]:
THERE IS A KRAGTHORPE ON THE SIDELINE. VACATE ALL WINS 4 LSU.
Mark Ennis [11:05 PM]:
Texas gets a touchdown in the top of the first in overtime.
ajkst1 [11:05 PM]:
Touchdown Texas.
eightyseven [11:05 PM]:
It’s ok, Zack. Your hair is still beautiful.
Jason Kirk [11:05 PM]:
End 1: 7-0 WYO and Pokes are driving. Also, there's a man in the stands wearing just a barrel and a cowboy hat.
— Steven Godfrey (@38Godfrey) November 10, 2013
ajkst1 [11:05 PM]:
Loss of a yard. 3rd and goal, Texas.
ajkst1 [11:04 PM]:
Texas has 2nd and goal in the first OT
KFox94 [11:04 PM]:
hindsight is twenty twenty, so i ask ye: would the field goal be a better call?
Mark Ennis [11:03 PM]:
Notre Dame forced a fumble and didn’t know. Guys dancing around while the ball is laying on the ground. Pitt realizes it and goes and gets it.
Oh No Romo [11:03 PM]:
D’AHHH, Les close-up
Jason Kirk [11:02 PM]:
Fourth and 13 shot to the end zone. No flag. Bama wins, nine minutes of Yeldon ahoy.
KeenanAllenFett [11:02 PM]:
bilk bilk bilk
ajkst1 [11:02 PM]:
@eightyseven Doesn’t naturally bring out eye color.
GeneralMillsy [11:01 PM]:
@Spencer Hall It’s beautiful.
eightyseven [11:01 PM]:
@ajkst1 gotta say, purple is a very hit or miss color on men
ajkst1 [11:01 PM]:
@Spencer Hall YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
KFox94 [11:01 PM]:
granddad and stepdad had tickets to the houston-la game. came home early so my granddad could start yelling at lsu
ssh08 [11:01 PM]:
@Spencer Hall internet’s over people
Spencer Hall [11:01 PM]:
ajkst1 [11:00 PM]:
Hey Texas and WVU. How are you not playing OT football already?
Jason Kirk [11:00 PM]:
@Clay Wendler lol
Clay Wendler [10:59 PM]:
KeenanAllenFett [10:59 PM]:
Les…
ajkst1 [10:58 PM]:
LSU Superman: concerned.
My real name is Dick Whitman [10:58 PM]:
Collins, you’re supposed to tip that to the receiver.
Jason Kirk [10:57 PM]:
Jeremy Hill is surprisingly string-it-out for such a powerful runner. Sometimes passes up chance to plunge through somebody for a yard just to goof around near the sideline.
Oh No Romo [10:57 PM]:
12 men on the field for Texas on the final play of regulation
eightyseven [10:57 PM]:
@Spencer Hall Who would win*
ajkst1 [10:56 PM]:
“The rain never got started here…” That’s because Byrant-Denny’s weather shield is fully operational, Verne.
Mark Ennis [10:56 PM]:
LSU kick return all the way back to the Alabama 20 yard line.
Mark Ennis [10:55 PM]:
Decent night of football, WVU and Texas headed to overtime. LSU/Bama.
My real name is Dick Whitman [10:55 PM]:
Would like to see Cleatus stomp that gecko.
eightyseven [10:54 PM]:
@Spencer Hall Who would a Les Miles / Nick Saban .GIF showdown?
Mark Ennis [10:54 PM]:
Uncle Luke probably gonna have trouble drinking one cigar.
ajkst1 [10:53 PM]:
OT in Morgantown.
ajkst1 [10:53 PM]:
Case McCoy overthrows his receiver. 4th down. Texas going for the FG to tie it.
Oh No Romo [10:53 PM]:
Somebody isn’t happy about the Miami loss.
I have no comments about this game I'm going have a drink an smoke one… Cigar
— LUTHER R CAMPBELL (@unclelukereal1) November 10, 2013
Jason Kirk [10:52 PM]:
| 4 | 10:31 |
| LSU | Bobby Hebert orbiting Mars |
| Alabama | 30 |
ajkst1 [10:52 PM]:
Texas is down 3 on the WVU 7. 3rd and 6 coming up.
ajkst1 [10:51 PM]:
Texas just ran it to the 11.
Mark Ennis [10:50 PM]:
Texas is down 3 ay WVU. Has the ball at the WVU 38.
Oh No Romo [10:50 PM]:
They got it, first down at the 40, less than a minute to go
Oh No Romo [10:49 PM]:
Texas going for it on 4th and 7 at the WVU 47
KeenanAllenFett [10:48 PM]:
Bama altered the snap count after that TD drive.
Mark Ennis [10:47 PM]:
I’m bitterly griping here, but, Alabama vs. the field every year is pretty boring.
ssh08 [10:46 PM]:
@Jason Kirk fund it
Anthony Dufrene [10:46 PM]:
pound it pound it pound it thats gross verne
My real name is Dick Whitman [10:46 PM]:
Now I know what Verne says when he’s being “intimate.”
ajkst1 [10:46 PM]:
@Jason Kirk WInston would end the game with eyes filled with shattered glass. You know Gary Danielson doesn’t believe in coatings.
KeenanAllenFett [10:45 PM]:
@ssh08 poe’s law.
Jason Kirk [10:45 PM]:
Jameis Winston should play one game in Gary Danielson’s $400 glasses.
ssh08 [10:45 PM]:
@KeenanAllenFett that’s the joke
Mark Ennis [10:44 PM]:
THE TEAM THAT RUNS THE MOST USUALLY WINS THE GAME BECAUSE TEAMS RUN WHEN THEY'RE WINNING. STOP USING THAT "STAT"
— Brandon Larrabee (@TeamSpeedKills) November 10, 2013
KeenanAllenFett [10:44 PM]:
@ssh08 not unless it combo’d in a jameis winston ACL tear
ssh08 [10:43 PM]:
near AJ McCarron Heisman moment there
Mark Ennis [10:43 PM]:
I see you going for the jugular Saban.
ajkst1 [10:41 PM]:
Bout to get wet in Tuscaloosa
GeneralMillsy [10:41 PM]:
Looks like McCarron would make a great soccer player.
Clay Wendler [10:40 PM]:
Dimitri Dorlis [10:40 PM]:
Brett Hundley is fun to watch, guys
ajkst1 [10:38 PM]:
@My real name is Dick Whitman Scoreboards at WVU games were wrong until they added the “TOUCHDOWN” and “FIELD GOAL” buttons on the scoreboard machine. They still get it wrong when extra points are missed.
My real name is Dick Whitman [10:37 PM]:
So in West Virginia they write 5 like an upside-down 2? Makes sense to me,
ajkst1 [10:37 PM]:
@KeenanAllenFett Texas 37 – West BAH GAWD Virginia 40
KeenanAllenFett [10:36 PM]:
texas 37 – wf’nvu 40
Jason Kirk [10:35 PM]:
@KFox94 It’s resurging to 2010 form!
Spencer Hall [10:34 PM]:
Les Miles’ listening face is a national treasure
Mark Ennis [10:34 PM]:
Main official looks like Billy Joel now.
Anthony Dufrene [10:34 PM]:
is there anyway we get a minnesota-duke bcs game and if so would the world end
KFox94 [10:33 PM]:
all this punting is not very milesian
KFox94 [10:33 PM]:
if you’re not good until the end of the year, it’s a “surgent” offense, right? not a resurgent one?
KeenanAllenFett [10:33 PM]:
light dew activated
Jason Kirk [10:33 PM]:
Hokies’ topple No. 11 Miami with resurgent offense
The Hokies rode their best offensive performance since October of 2010 to a convincing upset win against Miami.
Spencer Hall [10:32 PM]:
Roll (subtle) Tide pic.twitter.com/KTzdWjZzBJ
— Danny (@recordsANDradio) November 10, 2013
Rodger Sherman [10:32 PM]:
bortles
Rodger Sherman [10:32 PM]:
bortles
Rodger Sherman [10:32 PM]:
bortles
Secretary of Balloon Doggies [10:31 PM]:
As everyone saw this morning Alabama and clever signs don’t mix
KFox94 [10:31 PM]:
@Jason Kirk last year that’ll matter
Mark Ennis [10:31 PM]:
Pretty good evening of football after the first two waves of games were pretty meh.
Jason Kirk [10:31 PM]:
@ssh08 They’ll be fine, just seek shelter underneath all the other national titles
ssh08 [10:30 PM]:
it’s raining national titles in here? that sounds dangerous, people could get hurt y’all
Jason Kirk [10:30 PM]:
Knights survive at home
Central Florida took control of the AAC with a hard-fought, emotional win over Houston.
My real name is Dick Whitman [10:29 PM]:
@ajkst1 Actually, all I could think of was the Wrath of Khan ear bug
ajkst1 [10:28 PM]:
@My real name is Dick Whitman Slo-mo Les Miles ear pick is like slow mo footage of a wet dog shaking off excess water.
ajkst1 [10:27 PM]:
@KFox94 Bobby Hebert: the gift that keeps on giving.
My real name is Dick Whitman [10:27 PM]:
Slo-mo Les Miles ear-pick
Mark Ennis [10:27 PM]:
I don’t even like football.
KFox94 [10:27 PM]:
@ajkst1 thank you for reminding me there was an offensive lineman for a national title contender named T-Bob (i know it’s his son)
Jason Kirk [10:26 PM]:
@ajkst1 Yes thank you
ajkst1 [10:25 PM]:
@Jason Kirk Alabama 24 – LSU Bobby Hebert throwing shit
KeenanAllenFett [10:25 PM]:
these DTs for LSU have absurd get offs.
Jason Kirk [10:25 PM]:
| 3 | 4:11 |
| LSU | 17 |
| Alabama | 24 |
ajkst1 [10:24 PM]:
Solid 1 on 1 blocking. Not stopping that TD run.
Dimitri Dorlis [10:24 PM]:
UCLA goes one play, one TD
ajkst1 [10:23 PM]:
Gary Danielson also speaks of dials.
KeenanAllenFett [10:23 PM]:
Ego has the snap count
Oh No Romo [10:23 PM]:
And UCF is going to win
Clay Wendler [10:21 PM]:
GeneralMillsy [10:21 PM]:
AJ McCarron’s passes smell of lilac and strawberries.
droidsarefun [10:19 PM]:
Geez. I could smell that fake from 230mi away
ajkst1 [10:19 PM]:
This is Saban’s challenge for the year. Like he’s playing NCAA 13 and the in game challenge is to score on a trick play against LSU.
KFox94 [10:19 PM]:
@ajkst1 Alabama is a sports movie team beating each opponent with their own weapon (VT special teams, A&M offense) is Saban gonna do a trick play. And then boom! fake punt
My real name is Dick Whitman [10:18 PM]:
@ajkst1 Whoa…
KFox94 [10:18 PM]:
what the hell? Tricky Nicky in full effect
ajkst1 [10:18 PM]:
What did I just say?
KeenanAllenFett [10:17 PM]:
@GeneralMillsy thassa baylor schedule
GeneralMillsy [10:17 PM]:
@Jason Kirk They’ve also played Georgia State, Kentucky, Arkansas and Tennessee since September…
Passive Voice [10:17 PM]:
@ajkst1 my god. Nick Saban is Walter White.
Anthony Dufrene [10:16 PM]:
houston-ufc game is getting pretty spicy right now
toonces_no [10:16 PM]:
Does Alabama even have a punter or do they have a practice where everybody gets one kick and they pick the guy who punted it the longest?
ajkst1 [10:16 PM]:
Alabama has beaten a number of teams by doing what the other team is best at. VT with special teams, A&M with offense…does Saban throw some trick plays in to troll Les?
Jason Kirk [10:16 PM]:
Alabama hasn’t punted more than twice in a game since September.
KeenanAllenFett [10:15 PM]:
fantastic tackle from LSU
GeneralMillsy [10:15 PM]:
Remember when we were supposed to be impressed because FSU beat Miami? Boy, those were the days.
Jason Kirk [10:14 PM]:
Alabama’s third punt coming up.
ajkst1 [10:14 PM]:
Alabama punting too much Pawwwwwwl
toonces_no [10:13 PM]:
The Miami VT game is so good, ESPN isn’t even cleaning off the camera lenses.
KeenanAllenFett [10:13 PM]:
@Jason Kirk NO! NO! NO! NO!
GeneralMillsy [10:13 PM]:
Always impressive when you pass John Parker Wilson in something…
ajkst1 [10:13 PM]:
@toonces_no Musberger lost a pile of money on the FSU-Miami game. Had to lay low in a city with good food and a low profile.
KFox94 [10:12 PM]:
@toonces_no one of Musberger’s bets did not work out. it was that or hands getting chopped off
ssh08 [10:12 PM]:
@Jason Kirk that bird is going to haunt me forever
ajkst1 [10:12 PM]:
AJ MCARRON BEST QUARTERBACK IN TIDE AND WORLD HISTORY PAWWWWL
Jason Kirk [10:12 PM]:
By @darth 
ssh08 [10:12 PM]:
Spencer Hall [10:11 PM]:
Very excited to announce that Dreamius Smith just put West Virginia ahead. #Dreamius
toonces_no [10:11 PM]:
Who did Musberger and Herbstreit puss off to have to go to Pittsburgh?
Jason Kirk [10:11 PM]:
LSU very nearly got the score-then-get-a-big-hit-on-the-kick-return combo. Teams that do that always win, according to science.
ajkst1 [10:09 PM]:
The Mentalist is using the term Red John? HOW DARE YOU STEAL FROM RED DAWN
ajkst1 [10:09 PM]:
@toonces_no The corn does weird shit to you. Weird. Shit.
toonces_no [10:08 PM]:
@ajkst1 He did coach at Nebraska so it’s possible he would try.
Jason Kirk [10:08 PM]:
LSU still outgaining Alabama, by 79 yards now.
ajkst1 [10:07 PM]:
@toonces_no Carl Pelini only snorts white powder. Unless he’s moved onto black tar heroin. Can’t sniff that.
Mark Ennis [10:07 PM]:
LSU field goal ties it in Tuscalooosa.
ssh08 [10:07 PM]:
BOOOOOOOOOO
Clay Wendler [10:07 PM]:
Jason Kirk [10:07 PM]:
| 3 | 12:10 |
| LSU | 17 |
| Alabama | Pawwwl |
toonces_no [10:07 PM]:
@ajkst1 I figured he would snort that. No wait, that’s Carl Pelini.
ssh08 [10:06 PM]:
IF YOU DON’T GO FOR IT I DON’T KNOW YOU ANYMORE LES
KFox94 [10:06 PM]:
fake field goal?
ajkst1 [10:06 PM]:
Hey Gary Danielson. THIS IS COLLEGE FOOTBALL. NOT THE NFL. THAT’S TOMORROW.
Jason Kirk [10:06 PM]:
GO FOR ITTTTTTTTTTTTTT
ssh08 [10:05 PM]:
@toonces_no he eats the black bits
ajkst1 [10:05 PM]:
@toonces_no Look at his teeth. Blackened by tire bits.
toonces_no [10:04 PM]:
So what exactly does Les Miles do on turf fields? Does he eat the plastic grass?
KFox94 [10:04 PM]:
Did Gary Danielson just project a nightmare into a defensive back’s head?
droidsarefun [10:04 PM]:
Lookie what I found!
Mark Ennis [10:04 PM]:
Badly undethrown ball by Mettenberger is magically caught by LSU after Moseley bobbles the INT.
ajkst1 [10:04 PM]:
CHAOS FAVORS THE LES MILES SIDE
ssh08 [10:03 PM]:
@Pete Volk I dont think anything could make me more furiouS, HOLY COW THAT CATCH
Oh No Romo [10:03 PM]:
Well, that worked
KFox94 [10:03 PM]:
@toonces_no he’s kinda like a friendly rush limbaugh
Pete Volk [10:02 PM]:
@Milk Steak Oh my god Duke beating FSU in the ACC title game would be the perfect storm
ajkst1 [10:02 PM]:
Nick Saban, forgetting to shut off the “Locker Room Speech” switch.
Secretary of Balloon Doggies [10:02 PM]:
FSU didn’t run it up against Miami because they needed to reserve much of their playbook for the inevitable showdown with Duke
Pete Volk [10:02 PM]:
joey harrington just said texas travels well, referring to their band
KFox94 [10:02 PM]:
Did she say JJ McCarron?
Jason Kirk [10:01 PM]:
Is this CBS music saying “we could do this all night,” because believe us CBS we know
droidsarefun [10:01 PM]:
@Jason Kirk dontcha mean "Hokie Stone
toonces_no [10:00 PM]:
Has anyone ever noticed that Verne Lundquist’s head is a perfect sphere. It’s like an orb.
ajkst1 [10:00 PM]:
@Jason Kirk That humility that Tallahassee is known fHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I couldn’t do it.
Jason Kirk [9:59 PM]:
FSU fans, why couldn’t you score more on Miami than Virginia Tech did? Virginia Tech’s offense is made of cinder blocks, and not in the good way.
ajkst1 [9:59 PM]:
@My real name is Dick Whitman Verne. No questions asked.
Pete Volk [9:58 PM]:
Virginia Tech seems to put Miami away with a touchodwn, while Texas takes the lead over WVU
My real name is Dick Whitman [9:58 PM]:
Who’s crazier, Les Miles for typing his name into Home Depot search, or Verne for telling the story?
KFox94 [9:57 PM]:
@Connor Tapp http://darthno.ytmnd.com/
Connor Tapp [9:56 PM]:
Virginia Tech’s best offensive performance since October 2010 is within reach.
KFox94 [9:56 PM]:
@Connor Tapp http%3a//darthno.ytmnd.com/
Pete Volk [9:56 PM]:
@Jason Kirk that’s amazing
Jason Kirk [9:56 PM]:
By @mynameisjesseg, perhaps the ultimate college football Twitter in-joke collision 
KFox94 [9:55 PM]:
@toonces_no I want to retweet this…
toonces_no [9:54 PM]:
Not enough commercials for The Good Wife.
Jason Kirk [9:54 PM]:
And he was at Oregon before they went all “ooooh let’s dress up like bananas and whatever every week because we like all kinds of colors”
Pete Volk [9:54 PM]:
there has never been a more case mccoy throw then that last one
Jason Kirk [9:53 PM]:
“Who didn’t wear a banana suit on a Saturday night?” — Joey Harrington
eightyseven [9:52 PM]:
@Spencer Hall @Jason Kirk thanks for making me read things.
KFox94 [9:51 PM]:
KeenanAllenFett [9:50 PM]:
@Spencer Hall golden age of broadsheet journalism
toonces_no [9:50 PM]:
I just saw a bottom line score for the Ohio State-Morgan State bball game and thought it was football because that’s the kind of game Ohio State would schedule.
Oh No Romo [9:50 PM]:
On the CBS online feed, they’re showing the Saban 60 Minutes piece
Mark Ennis [9:49 PM]:
There is no God.
Connor Tapp [9:49 PM]:
You guys, Logan Thomas is looking very good at the football position of quarterback.
Spencer Hall [9:49 PM]:
I just like that the name “Crimson Tide” was made popular by a sports editor named ZIPP NEWMAN
Jason Kirk [9:47 PM]:
@eightyseven Alternate explanations http://www.sbnation.com/college-football/2013/2/21/4013770/what-does-roll-tide-mean
eightyseven [9:47 PM]:
@toonces_no Every day is Movember. Until the 1st of December.
Spencer Hall [9:46 PM]:
Jason Kirk [9:46 PM]:
West Virginia’s defense returns, allows 50-yard touchdown. WVU 26, Texas 23.
eightyseven [9:46 PM]:
My Canadian ignorance wants to ask why Bama is named after a period euphemism. Is it a war pillage reference?
toonces_no [9:44 PM]:
@Jason Kirk But 1970 West Virginia wasn’t playing against Case McCoy.
KFox94 [9:44 PM]:
Jason Kirk [9:44 PM]:
I was wrong! West Virginia went 8-3 in Bobby Bowden’s first year in 1970.
Jason Kirk [9:43 PM]:
The 1970 throwback helmets appear to be working for West Virginia. West Virginia probably wasn’t very good in 1970, though.
Pete Volk [9:43 PM]:
CANES
toonces_no [9:43 PM]:
The LSU Bama game is making me grow instant facial hair.
ROFLCOPTER16 [9:43 PM]:
@KeenanAllenFett REC REC REC
ajkst1 [9:43 PM]:
Adam Tucker could be reporting the score of the Alabama-LSU game or telling me about a local school board meeting that got heated.
GeneralMillsy [9:41 PM]:
@Jason Kirk "I’m a man! I’m 40!
KeenanAllenFett [9:41 PM]:
les with too much gumption to form correct sentences. like that in a head coach, shows some straws. real secrets in that stutter.
Pete Volk [9:41 PM]:
alliteration is fun you guys
Jason Kirk [9:40 PM]:
Teams trade touchdowns, Tigers trail 17-14
Alabama and LSU both saw their offenses pick up some steam in the second quarter, scoring two touchdowns apiece.
eightyseven [9:40 PM]:
“Seeyah” -Les Miles
ajkst1 [9:39 PM]:
Does Les Miles have his hands in his pockets to keep from waving them?
KFox94 [9:38 PM]:
someone giffing that saban limp-wrist wave-away?
ajkst1 [9:38 PM]:
@Jason Kirk A pack of smokes and a bowling ball.
Oh No Romo [9:37 PM]:
@Clay Wendler Zombie T-Rex maybe?
Jason Kirk [9:37 PM]:
Concurring with “too many kids in this crowd trying to get gif’d”
Clay Wendler [9:36 PM]:
Secretary of Balloon Doggies [9:36 PM]:
I retract mine as it should have been t-rex not raptor
KFox94 [9:35 PM]:
@Jason Kirk i have “okay we get it” saved on my computer
ssh08 [9:35 PM]:
the hivemind is strong
Jason Kirk [9:34 PM]:
| 2 | :43 |
| LSU | 14 |
| Alabama | Pawwl |
KFox94 [9:34 PM]:
I got my five year old cousin to start calling Alabama the Elephants. He went to a festival and got his face painted like a tiger this afternoon, so assigning his his loyalties was easy.
Oh No Romo [9:34 PM]:
What they all said
GeneralMillsy [9:34 PM]:
Well that’s awkward.
derp ferguson [9:34 PM]:
Too many kids in this crowd trying to get gif’d
GeneralMillsy [9:34 PM]:
LSUdinosaurfandotgif
Anthony Dufrene [9:34 PM]:
lsu fan dinosaur.gif
Secretary of Balloon Doggies [9:34 PM]:
Raptor LSU fan dot gif
Jason Kirk [9:33 PM]:
Les Miles double fake fake field goal coming up. It’s a normal field goal.
Mark Ennis [9:32 PM]:
Back from Mich/Neb game. If I was handed a football and just fell directly down, I'd average more yards than Michigan today. Seriously.
— Matt Kramer (@CSE_MattKramer) November 10, 2013
Spencer Hall [9:32 PM]:
So the key for getting Mettenberger to make a good throw is to put at least one defender’s helmet in his throat
Jason Kirk [9:31 PM]:
Mettenberger to Landry converts yet another. Well within FIELD GOAL RANGE line now.
GeneralMillsy [9:31 PM]:
@Anthony Dufrene When did the SEC stop being a division in AFC?
ROFLCOPTER16 [9:30 PM]:
lol, Bama DL trips when he should have had a sack
ssh08 [9:30 PM]:
oh lord mettenberger, don’t do that again
Mark Ennis [9:29 PM]:
Mettenberger probably can’t do long division, but lord does he throw a nice ball.;
Anthony Dufrene [9:29 PM]:
no gary they arent in the nfl they are in college
Jason Kirk [9:29 PM]:
Beautiful throw by Mettenberger to Kadron Boone. Not the receiver we expected to see making a Bama CB look silly.
Spencer Hall [9:29 PM]:
Mettenberger is a sentient windmill.
KFox94 [9:28 PM]:
@Mark Ennis Bandwagons do tend to load up after championships, don’t they?
KFox94 [9:28 PM]:
@Connor Tapp what’s the score?
Jason Kirk [9:27 PM]:
On both counts, I say give it time, gentlemen.
KFox94 [9:27 PM]:
Alabama now on pace for 580 yards of offense
Mark Ennis [9:27 PM]:
@Jason Kirk Skoal. Somewhere.
Spencer Hall [9:26 PM]:
@Jason Kirk add 200 pounds
Jason Kirk [9:26 PM]:
AJ McCarron has a boating scar on his head, the city of Mobile on his arm, and Jesus/crystal footballs on his chest. How could you design a more Alabama man
Mark Ennis [9:26 PM]:
I like that AJ McCarron is as petulant as Nick Saban on the sideline
ssh08 [9:25 PM]:
how many mups are left for us to light?
Spencer Hall [9:25 PM]:
@ssh08 dammit
ssh08 [9:25 PM]:
@Spencer Hall we have enough of those to stack to the moon and climb there obviously
eightyseven [9:25 PM]:
light em up up up
Spencer Hall [9:24 PM]:
@ssh08 can stolen Ford Tempos drive to the moon?
Jason Kirk [9:23 PM]:
Bama averaging 5.9 yards per rush, 9.3 per pass, if we count the sack as a pass attempt.
ROFLCOPTER16 [9:23 PM]:
@Mark Ennis IS THIS REAL LIFE
ssh08 [9:23 PM]:
@Mark Ennis Like we wouldn’t follow y’all there just to troll everyone
Mark Ennis [9:22 PM]:
We’re all going to have to move to the moon to get away from FSU fans when they beat Alabama in the BCS title game.
Spencer Hall [9:22 PM]:
I’m Dr. Joe Rogan and I’d like to tell you that I think Norwood got the wind knocked out of him.
Pete Volk [9:21 PM]:
Alabama’s receivers are unbelievable. Can’t wait to see that matchup with FSU
Connor Tapp [9:20 PM]:
You’re all watching LSU/Bama as you should be, but you just missed a pretty great Frank Beamer freakout.
Mark Ennis [9:19 PM]:
Alabama asserting itself a up front now.
Jason Kirk [9:18 PM]:
Jokes aside, McCarron’s starting to tear up a talented defense. With the help of his five-star receivers.
Secretary of Balloon Doggies [9:17 PM]:
No one in the country receives a snap without fumbling as well as AJ McCarron
GeneralMillsy [9:16 PM]:
McCarron just put on a clinic with that gorgeous screen pass. Showing the country how to throw the ball. /s
Pete Volk [9:16 PM]:
@Mark Ennis please don’t ask me about the thing i’m going to answer
Connor Tapp [9:16 PM]:
Meanwhile, Virginia Tech is on pace to break 400 yards of total offense , which is something they’ve done exactly 2 times in 2013.
Mark Ennis [9:15 PM]:
Please don't ask me about the targeting ejection at ND. I despise the rule. An ejection for that?? Part of the tackle in my opinion.
— Mike Pereira (@MikePereira) November 10, 2013
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Mark Ennis [9:15 PM]:
teddy and amari cooper played one year of high school football together
Jason Kirk [9:15 PM]:
Whole lotta evil by Amari Cooper’s feet for an extra half-yard.
Pete Volk [9:14 PM]:
Don’t tell Bud CBS lists four other Heisman candidates besides Jameis
Rodger Sherman [9:11 PM]:
The biggest thing that will keep LSU from winning: no Brad Wing.
Jason Kirk [9:11 PM]:
Whenever Uncle Gary isn’t politicking, he’s about as good as it gets. Breaking down Alabama’s gap defense as an indicator of its philosophy tonight isn’t something we often get.
Connor Tapp [9:11 PM]:
@Jason Kirk Unfortunate side effect of Obama’s America is that no one appreciates the majesty of a 42-yard punt with no return.
Spencer Hall [9:10 PM]:
This may be simplifying the matter but it might behoove LSU to block C.J. Moseley
GeneralMillsy [9:10 PM]:
Did Verne just yell, “NICE!” on that tackle?
eightyseven [9:10 PM]:
@Jason Kirk How does he keep his figure
Mark Ennis [9:10 PM]:
@Jason Kirk WHO ATE THE BIG PIECE OF CHICKEN
Jason Kirk [9:09 PM]:
@Mark Ennis That lunch is a medium turkey salad, because only Saban gets the large.
Mark Ennis [9:09 PM]:
Cam Cameron is eating Kirby Smart’s lunch so far.
Mark Ennis [9:08 PM]:
Stephon Tuitt ejected for targeting. Hideous call.
— Liam McHugh (@liam_mchugh) November 10, 2013
Jason Kirk [9:07 PM]:
“Some critics around the country thought [LSU-Alabama 2011] was dull,” says an incredulous Uncle Verne.
GeneralMillsy [9:07 PM]:
@Connor Tapp Nah, it was holding the PAT.
Mark Ennis [9:07 PM]:
Good god how can a guy that big run like that
Connor Tapp [9:07 PM]:
Was that 7-yard slant route AJ’s Heisman moment?
Pete Volk [9:05 PM]:
A freshman tight end can score a 52-yarder on a relatively short pass? That’s insane
Clay Wendler [9:05 PM]:
Oh No Romo [9:05 PM]:
@Mark Ennis You underestimate Gary’s ability to go inside his head to Imagination Land.
eightyseven [9:04 PM]:
BRB rolling tide into my beer
Connor Tapp [9:04 PM]:
Alabama total yards through 15 plays: 59. Total yards on 16th play: 52.
ROFLCOPTER16 [9:04 PM]:
PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWLLLLLL
Mark Ennis [9:03 PM]:
How is Gary going to cope with this game being a 41-38 final?
Oh No Romo [9:03 PM]:
As team struggles against #VT, #UM fans resort to crying…and voodoo. #Canes pic.twitter.com/8XSbWWinjG
— Miami Herald (@MiamiHerald) November 10, 2013
Jason Kirk [9:03 PM]:
| 2 | 12:34 |
| LSU | 7 |
| Alabama | #FIFTEEN #GOINGONSIXTEEN |
Pete Volk [9:02 PM]:
SLANT ROUTE SLANT ROUTE
Connor Tapp [9:02 PM]:
pawl bama can’t get a first down unless the refs help ’em get it
Jason Kirk [9:01 PM]:
@KeenanAllenFett Without question.
KeenanAllenFett [9:01 PM]:
les miles definitely calls him rascal
Jason Kirk [9:00 PM]:
Alabama’s offensive line, which had been much better in pass protection than in previous years, no longer impervious.
Spencer Hall [9:00 PM]:
Goodness, let’s just put AJ McCarron in a car crash
Luke Zimmermann [9:00 PM]:
@Jason Kirk < s t r i k e > without spaces #RollStrikethrough
Jason Kirk [8:59 PM]:
@Luke Zimmermann WAT HOW
Luke Zimmermann [8:59 PM]:
Maybe we have it
eightyseven [8:58 PM]:
Don’t they ever get tired of pom pom waving? What a workout.
Jason Kirk [8:58 PM]:
We need strikethrough text in here
W̶E̶ ̶W̶A̶N̶T̶ ̶B̶A̶L̶L̶ ̶S̶T̶A̶T̶E̶FORGOT ABOUT LSU
— Jason Kirk (@JasonKirkSBN) November 10, 2013
Anthony Dufrene [8:58 PM]:
i bet jeremy hill works out
Luke Zimmermann [8:58 PM]:
@Clay Wendler LSU’s valedictorian.
GeneralMillsy [8:56 PM]:
What happened to ROLLTIDEMANLYMANNFLDEFENSE??
Spencer Hall [8:56 PM]:
@edsbs pic.twitter.com/2tv9Ew0FIS
— Will Ellermeyer (@wellermeyer) November 10, 2013
Clay Wendler [8:56 PM]:
Mark Ennis [8:56 PM]:
Should really be 14-3 LSU. Doing a fantastic job keeping Alabama off balance. Screens, draws, throwing on running downs. Really nice job by LSU so far.
toonces_no [8:56 PM]:
Watching the ND-Pitt game is like watching the kid who sucks on your son’s little league team get a hit.
eightyseven [8:55 PM]:
@toonces_no Not gonna lie, I’m a big Rizzoli and Isles fan. #ladyHarris
Cameron Dodd [8:55 PM]:
Out physicalled
ROFLCOPTER16 [8:54 PM]:
houston what are you doing
toonces_no [8:54 PM]:
@eightyseven Sasha Alexander was a FOX.
Jason Kirk [8:54 PM]:
Jeremy Hill PUNCHES it in.
| 2 | 14:56 |
| LSU | pawl |
| Alabama | 3 |
Clay Wendler [8:54 PM]:
LSUPERMAN
eightyseven [8:53 PM]:
@toonces_no Pre-Ziva, even.
Secretary of Balloon Doggies [8:53 PM]:
Holgo halftime interviews on Fox make me think they started making Cops again
ROFLCOPTER16 [8:53 PM]:
houston quit holding
Connor Tapp [8:52 PM]:
@KFox94 Hey 150 is a big number in some sports.
KeenanAllenFett [8:52 PM]:
there is no chaos like LSU/Baylor.
Mark Ennis [8:52 PM]:
@Jason Kirk I don’t know but I need it to win.
Connor Tapp [8:52 PM]:
As graduate of an SEC school, I know I should want the national championship streak to continue. But I think I’m on #TEAMCHAOS here.
KFox94 [8:52 PM]:
@Jason Kirk Case Keenum!
Jason Kirk [8:51 PM]:
@Mark Ennis What the hell is Houston
toonces_no [8:51 PM]:
I’m doing my best to prop up the ND-Pitt ratings. At this rate, it might lose to a NCIS rerun.
Pete Volk [8:51 PM]:
so it turns out you guys like this too. nevermind! football is fun!
KFox94 [8:51 PM]:
@Jason Kirk turnovers: LSU – 2, Bama – 0, right?
Mark Ennis [8:51 PM]:
Seriously, guys, please pray for Houston to win this game. I need this.
KFox94 [8:50 PM]:
@Connor Tapp on pace to break 150!
Jason Kirk [8:50 PM]:
YARDS
| End of 1 | YARDS |
| LSU | 129 |
| Alabama | 42 |
Passive Voice [8:50 PM]:
wait who doesn’t like this game? violence is fun!
Mark Ennis [8:50 PM]:
LSU has put together two length of the field drives in its first two possessions. Cam Cameron is calling a fantastic game so far.
Connor Tapp [8:50 PM]:
First quarter’s done, and Alabama has just 42 yards of total offense.
GeneralMillsy [8:50 PM]:
@Pete Volk I don’t hate this type of football, but I do hate the “THIS IS REAL FOOTBALL” attitude that generally accompanies it.
My real name is Dick Whitman [8:49 PM]:
Uncle Verne: “He’s of mixed of heritage, too. He’s from Huntsville, AL!”
Spencer Hall [8:49 PM]:
Mettenberger prepped for this game by taking swinging hammers to the chest all week.
KFox94 [8:49 PM]:
@Cameron Dodd @Mark Ennis George O’Leary to a BCS Bowl is part of the lord’s plan to bring Teddy Bridgewater back to Louisville for one more year.
Cameron Dodd [8:49 PM]:
Mettenberger is nice tho
Jason Kirk [8:49 PM]:
Mettenberger is taking #SHOTS #SHOTS #SHOTS. Another LSU first down.
Mark Ennis [8:49 PM]:
Mettenberger is better than, what, five current starting NFL QBs?
Pete Volk [8:49 PM]:
@Spencer Hall but that was unintentional
My real name is Dick Whitman [8:48 PM]:
Uncle Verne: “He
Pete Volk [8:48 PM]:
@Spencer Hall well yes i just came from maryland-syracuse
Mark Ennis [8:48 PM]:
@Pete Volk low scoring games aren’t always great defense, but this game is.
Spencer Hall [8:48 PM]:
@Pete Volk I don’t hate it. I hate horrible imitations of it.
KFox94 [8:48 PM]:
@Pete Volk I enjoyed 2011, but their QBs also weren’t as overhyped and their defenses hadn’t been embarassed by A&M and UGA
Jason Kirk [8:47 PM]:
@Pete Volk i like it
Pete Volk [8:47 PM]:
you guys may hate this kind of football but i’m eating this up. these two teams are incredible
Cameron Dodd [8:46 PM]:
@Mark Ennis I don’t know my great aunt makes a good argument for his existence on her Christian Facebook page
Jason Kirk [8:45 PM]:
Jeremy Hill now plowing over his own blockers too.
DerekH91 [8:45 PM]:
@Jason Kirk The modern version of “Brass in Pocket”
Mark Ennis [8:45 PM]:
I’m slowly making peace with the fact that God is dead because George O’Leary is going to make a BCS Bowl game.
KeenanAllenFett [8:45 PM]:
@Spencer Hall if you turn it upside down, you get holgo and a cialis.
Jason Kirk [8:44 PM]:
“Zach Mettenberger used his leg, and then he used his thumb.” Harrowing.
KFox94 [8:43 PM]:
@Mark Ennis I like Lou Holtz. Nothing has annoyed me as much as his weekly championing of McCarron. “He’s not just a game manager!”
Jason Kirk [8:42 PM]:
@Clay Wendler Great block by 55.
Spencer Hall [8:42 PM]:
Spencer Hall [8:42 PM]:
I figured out what that WVU helmet means. It’s a government plan to raise revenue, illustrated
Clay Wendler [8:41 PM]:
Cameron Dodd [8:41 PM]:
Maybe it’ll be like 2011 you guys!
KFox94 [8:41 PM]:
@eightyseven Who’s the SEC equivalent of Leonidas? Nick Saban? He wouldn’t miss. And, as if on que, Bama field goal!
Jason Kirk [8:41 PM]:
LSU turned the ball over twice in 11 minutes. It mattered very little.
| 1 | 4:00 |
| LSU | 0 |
| Alabama | 3 |
Mark Ennis [8:40 PM]:
Was that incomplete pass McCarron’s Heisman moment?
Oh No Romo [8:40 PM]:
Virginia Tech is about to take a 28-14 lead to halftime
eightyseven [8:40 PM]:
Angry coaches r best
eightyseven [8:40 PM]:
@KFox94 Don’t miss the kick now
JoshJGT [8:39 PM]:
Les yelling “IT SHOULDA BEEN BLOWN DEAD” at the ref
droidsarefun [8:39 PM]:
WOW
KeenanAllenFett [8:38 PM]:
@KFox94 meta-burger
KFox94 [8:38 PM]:
@eightyseven No. This is #SECFOOTBALL! kicks into well
Cameron Dodd [8:38 PM]:
Well then.
Jason Kirk [8:38 PM]:
HELL BAMA AIN’T GON DO NOTHING WITH IT, JUST GONNA PUNT AGAIN
KFox94 [8:38 PM]:
Mettenberger got hit in the dick both literally and metaphorically there. Kinda meta
eightyseven [8:38 PM]:
this is madness
Pete Volk [8:38 PM]:
oh that’s bad
Mark Ennis [8:37 PM]:
LSU is completely befuddled. Wow.
Spencer Hall [8:37 PM]:
WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU DOING LSU
KFox94 [8:37 PM]:
Does anyone line up strongside left as much as LSU?
Connor Tapp [8:37 PM]:
clocks on clocks on clocks
Jason Kirk [8:37 PM]:
Is second-and-21 at Alabama bad?
Cameron Dodd [8:37 PM]:
Alabama loves to build a wall unlike most other defenses.
Jason Kirk [8:36 PM]:
LSU goes empty backfield. Mettenberger sacked immediately. That’ll happen.
Secretary of Balloon Doggies [8:36 PM]:
LSU may want to rethink empty backfield
Secretary of Balloon Doggies [8:33 PM]:
@Pete Volk Just put that cigarette out in my eye why don’t you
Cameron Dodd [8:33 PM]:
Ed Orgeron is the Aflac duck
Jason Kirk [8:33 PM]:
via @landgrant33
Pete Volk [8:32 PM]:
A non-SEC note: Maryland hasn’t won a game in November or later in 1,063 days. 0-15 under Edsall in second half of season.
Jason Kirk [8:31 PM]:
Gary: “Thought he got a friendly spot, to tell you the truth.” Fan near Gary: “THASSA BAD SPOT”
Jason Kirk [8:30 PM]:
LSU saw that screen coming from thousands of years away.
Mark Ennis [8:30 PM]:
Blocker completely whiffed on that WR screen for Alabama.
KFox94 [8:30 PM]:
@Passive Voice Did you hear his deadpan in the opening voiceover? “I don’t see how you can not get excited about this game.”
eightyseven [8:30 PM]:
@Cameron Dodd Needs more Southern drawwwwwwwwwwwl, methinks
KeenanAllenFett [8:29 PM]:
all part of the non-plan that les miles prophesied from the womb of the entropy hurricane that birthed him.
Jason Kirk [8:29 PM]:
Connor Tapp [8:29 PM]:
Gary implying that the word “ass” exists is probably the raciest thing that has ever happened on CBS.
Jason Kirk [8:29 PM]:
Zach Mettenberger conveys so much emotion with just one arm.
Cameron Dodd [8:29 PM]:
What racy commentary.
Passive Voice [8:28 PM]:
I love how angry Saban looked anyway.
Oh No Romo [8:28 PM]:
Notre Dame just attempted a 55-yard field goal….and missed
eightyseven [8:27 PM]:
LESus take the wheel.
KFox94 [8:27 PM]:
Who tries to reason with squirrels?
Connor Tapp [8:27 PM]:
Our lives are in your hands and you have butter fingers?
Clay Wendler [8:27 PM]:
Spencer Hall [8:27 PM]:
Well, yanno, you’ll surely get another redzone opportunity against Alabama.
KFox94 [8:26 PM]:
I was just about to say “Am I the only one that likes the more-offensive model of the SEC?”
eightyseven [8:26 PM]:
well this is fun
Jason Kirk [8:26 PM]:
J.C. Copeland goal-line fumble. This already feels familiar.
Mark Ennis [8:26 PM]:
Oh my goodness LSU fumbles going into the end zone.
Cameron Dodd [8:26 PM]:
Dun goofed
KFox94 [8:26 PM]:
FUMBLE!!!!
Oh No Romo [8:26 PM]:
Ooops
Pete Volk [8:26 PM]:
touchdowns are NOT allowed, lsu
KeenanAllenFett [8:25 PM]:
@Jason Kirk self troll 10/10
Cameron Dodd [8:25 PM]:
Imagine if Clinton wasn’t in his name. I’m sure you have already.
Jason Kirk [8:25 PM]:
WE GOT PAST THE 50, THAT IS IMPORTANT
— Pod Katt (@valleyshook) November 10, 2013
Spencer Hall [8:24 PM]:
Zach Mettenberger doesn’t care about his facial structure life or whether he survives this game
ajkst1 [8:24 PM]:
@KFox94 You must be dealing with those fancy schmancy Big 12 offenses.
Cameron Dodd [8:24 PM]:
What an exciting call on that pass, Verne
Jason Kirk [8:24 PM]:
There’s the shot, kind of.
Mark Ennis [8:24 PM]:
An enormous throw and catch for LSU. Wow.
Pete Volk [8:24 PM]:
offense!
KFox94 [8:23 PM]:
@ajkst1 I’ve seen shotgun! This is a classic spread-versus I-form matchup.
Jason Kirk [8:23 PM]:
LSU’s beloved toss play goes nowhere, thanks in part to J.C. Copeland falling down.
KeenanAllenFett [8:23 PM]:
@Rodger Sherman rhyme with kal’el
KFox94 [8:23 PM]:
@Rodger Sherman like it’s spelled
ajkst1 [8:23 PM]:
@Cameron Dodd You must be an SEC football expert. I appreciate your expertise.
ajkst1 [8:22 PM]:
Over/under on people who have done it at the 50 yard line of Bryant-Denny has to be 25+
Cameron Dodd [8:22 PM]:
I think these teams will probably run the ball. Thoughts?
Rodger Sherman [8:22 PM]:
how is “la’el” pronounced
Jason Kirk [8:22 PM]:
Alabama fans go “BOOOM!” as Jeremy Hill plows for four yards and is not hit especially hard at any point.
ajkst1 [8:21 PM]:
@Jason Kirk Show me 40 3 yard runs and we’re into Hawaii football conflicts.
Martin Rickman [8:21 PM]:
@Mark Ennis yeah but they have a chick-fil-a ad for every run play they’re gonna make this count
Rodger Sherman [8:20 PM]:
@Jason Kirk depends how punty we get
Mark Ennis [8:20 PM]:
@Jason Kirk maybe, but there’s gonna be a whole lot of run plays to contend with.
Spencer Hall [8:20 PM]:
@Jason Kirk midnight EASY
ajkst1 [8:20 PM]:
@KeenanAllenFett DAT JUH DAT FOOBAW DEY PLAY
Jason Kirk [8:20 PM]:
Also, over/under on how long CBS can make this game go? Can we crack midnight in regulation?
Martin Rickman [8:20 PM]:
@KeenanAllenFett hey at least you don’t root for wake forest
ajkst1 [8:20 PM]:
Dear Coke Zero. The last thing I want is a can that transforms into sporting events. I want your Splenda laden drink. That’s all.
KeenanAllenFett [8:19 PM]:
My team got throat stomped by Ed Oregeron, Head Coach of the University of Southern California. i hate everything.
Jason Kirk [8:19 PM]:
Almost everything says LSU should take a shot deep in its first two plays, which means a fake punt is coming.
ajkst1 [8:19 PM]:
@Jason Kirk Did Bama get a 5 star kicker? I feel like they have a 5 star kicker.
Jason Kirk [8:18 PM]:
@ajkst1 They’ve been reassigned.
Mark Ennis [8:18 PM]:
Alabama loses and then we have the Ohio State/Baylor argument into eternity.
ajkst1 [8:18 PM]:
@Jason Kirk There’s no field goal line. I honestly don’t know when to kick. I DON’T KNOW WHEN TO KICK.
JoshJGT [8:18 PM]:
CBS really needs to put some anti-aliasing on that first down line. It looks messed up compared to the line other channels use.
Spencer Hall [8:18 PM]:
Anthony Johnson already wreaking some minor havoc on Alabama’s offensive line
ajkst1 [8:17 PM]:
Gary Danielson: “They took a lot of players off this defense”. Like LSU chose for guys to graduate or go to the draft.
Luke Zimmermann [8:17 PM]:
Every forced Alabama punt feels like a happy accident.
DerekH91 [8:17 PM]:
@Spencer Hall I picture them in a sort of Lafayette Afro Rock Band vein
Pete Volk [8:17 PM]:
@Rodger Sherman could alabama beat the wizards
Jason Kirk [8:16 PM]:
The cool thing about college football in 2013 is people can make “HAW HAW SEC OFFENSE/DEFENSE!” jokes no matter what the score is and how far along in the game we are. Here, you try!
| LSU | 0 |
| Alabama | 0 |
Rodger Sherman [8:16 PM]:
@Pete Volk yeah, but is it what we want football to look like
Spencer Hall [8:16 PM]:
The Kouandijo Brothers would be a fantastic afro-funk band name
Pete Volk [8:15 PM]:
oh so this is what football looks like
Mark Ennis [8:14 PM]:
LSU has never been huge up front. Still relies on a lot of run fits.
Clay Wendler [8:14 PM]:
Clay Wendler [8:14 PM]:
brace yourselves
Jason Kirk [8:13 PM]:
Rain clearly favors LSU, because swamps.
Pete Volk [8:13 PM]:
THERE’S THAT MISTAKE, MILES. CAPITALIZE
Passive Voice [8:12 PM]:
BAMA CHEERLEADER KNEE BRACE
toonces_no [8:11 PM]:
Saban’s hair is just absolutely fantastic.
Mark Ennis [8:11 PM]:
Les Miles is AMPED.
vineyarddawg [8:11 PM]:
rammer jammer? I hardly yellow hammer.
Rodger Sherman [8:10 PM]:
@Pete Volk rammer
Oh No Romo [8:10 PM]:
@Pete Volk I predict a lot of Saban close ups.
Jason Kirk [8:10 PM]:
So! What are we thinking tonight? Put me down for Alabama 34, LSU 25.3. Les Miles can do that somehow.
toonces_no [8:09 PM]:
@Oh No Romo Jesus Christ.
Oh No Romo [8:08 PM]:
@toonces_no I just watched the opener with all the old footage of him in football stadiums. What did he pitch?
Pete Volk [8:07 PM]:
Let’s hear some picks, folks
toonces_no [8:07 PM]:
@Oh No Romo I don’t know about you but that Billy Graham informercial rocked.
toonces_no [8:07 PM]:
Jason Kirk [8:06 PM]:
Clint Trickett sidelined by massive hit
West Virginia’s quarterback is down and out after a run-in with Texas defensive tackle Desmond Jackson.
Oh No Romo [8:06 PM]:
So, did ABC pick Notre Dame-Pitt knowing they would get destroyed in the ratings?
Jason Kirk [8:05 PM]:
@Passive Voice A&M so scared of that SEC schedule it done went and hurried through all its home games.
Rodger Sherman [8:05 PM]:
@Martin Rickman dan’s favorite song
KFox94 [8:04 PM]:
@Passive Voice A&M finishes at LSU and at Mizzou
Martin Rickman [8:04 PM]:
rodger bumpin the liberty mutual human commercial in ny hq get hype
Pete Volk [8:04 PM]:
so that’s a big stadium
KFox94 [8:04 PM]:
I don’t know why Miami is doing this to me. Just let Beamer go off into the sunset. I hope Logan Thomas makes something of himself with the somehow-inevitable first round pick.
Passive Voice [8:03 PM]:
how is it senior day in places already?
Jason Kirk [8:03 PM]:
Week 11 scores: Manziel goes wild
Johnny Manziel put on a show at Kyle Field—perhaps for the last time—and the balance of power stayed more or less static across college football as the afternoon came and left without a major upset.
Jason Kirk [8:02 PM]:
Punter down! 
Connor Tapp [8:01 PM]:
Virginia Tech has scored 3 touchdowns in 17 minutes. I am not lying.
PodKATT [8:00 PM]:
WHO’S READY FOR A GOT-DAMN PARTY!?
Pete Volk [8:00 PM]:
hello folks
Jason Kirk [8:00 PM]:
| BREAKING | |
| LSU | 0 |
| Alabama | 0 |
Martin Rickman [7:59 PM]:
hey everybody
Mark Ennis [7:58 PM]:
Come on Houston.
Jason Kirk [7:56 PM]:
Jason Kirk [7:53 PM]:
HELLO! If you’re seeing this, you found us early. We’ll be in in a few.
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