Caleb Azubike is a talented defensive end for Vanderbilt, recording four sacks last year as a true freshman. Where does he get his skills? Probably from his BIONIC HORRIFYING ANCHOR EYES:
Vandy player Caleb Azubike has terrifying neon eyes
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Of course, his actual eyes are an actual color, but these are special neon/Vandy-colored Kyle Vanden Bosch contacts to make him terrifying. It works. I’m scared and I’m not even playing football against him.
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